Arthur's Crappy Day

One day in Elwood City, Arthur and Buster were at Buster's house-thing having sex.

Mike: Well, this is going to be a very character based story.

"Oh, Buster, that was the sexiest sex I ever had," Arthur squealed.

Crow: But it was my first time, so...

Buster then pulled up his pants and said, "You better fucking believe it, bitch," as Arthur massaged his fat nipples. Just then, Buster's mom came in, and she was horrifed.

Servo: Wait, who did she come in?

Mike: Oh my God, Servo.

"Buster, how could you!" cried Bitzi, "You were supposed to fuck me today, honey, not him! Don't I mean anything to you, anymore, daddy?!" said the crazy rabbit lady.

Mike: Weird. I guess this Imtruelyspehal is also The 6ft Dick.

Crow: Not disgusting enough.

"Ew, no way, you're old," Buster replied.

Servo: Besides, Arthur's Mom called Dibs on me.

Just then, that crazy bitch pulled out a gun, "Goddammit, daddy, if I can't have you, then nobody can," yelled Bitzi.

Mike: But didn't your son and his friend...?

Then she blew a hole in Buster's head.

Crow: After Arthur blew his head.

Mike: I'll let that slide.

"Holy fucking ass-titties!" Arthur screamed, then Bitzi shot herself. Arthur shrugged his shoulders and went about his day.

Servo: Arthur has seen murder-suicides before...like everyday.

As he was walking down the street, he overheard some kind of commotion.

ALL: COMMOTION! COMMOTION!

He ran over to see what all the hubbub was. It was the tough customers, having the mother of all orgies. Rattles was sucking Binky's dick, Binky was eating out Molly's ass, Molly was fucking Rattles in the ass with her twenty-four inch long strap-on, and that one rabbit guy was over there jerking off.

Servo: McDonald's on a regular day.

Arthur then got unbelievably horny and strarted to choke his gummy worm.

Crow: He used Buster's blood as lubricant.

Just then, before the tough cuntstomers could point and laugh at his tiny twig and berries, a car came by and ran over them.

Mike: And that was how Arthur became a woman.

Disappointed, Arthur walked off. "Maybe Francine will want to do something with me," he said, and then got on his pink bike with glittery stringers on the handlebars.

Servo: That was DW's bike but her body was never found.

Mike: He was never the same after murdering her.

He arrived at her apartment, and heard what sounded like somebody being tortured.

Crow: Someone is forced to watch the later Tim Burton movies.

Mike: Someone is being shown the box office results of 50 Shades of Grey.

Servo: Someone is being forced to listen to the latest Megadeath album.

"Oh, fuck," screamed Arthur in a gay accent, as he skipped hurridly to her door. He opened it and gasped.

Mike: Someone was forced to watch 50 Shades of MegaBurton!

There was Francine in a dominatrix outfit whipping her dad with a horsewhip.

Servo: Huh, she's wearing the German school uniform.

"Oh, Francine! I've been a baaaaaaad boy! Whip me harder," the fat naked monkey said.

Mike: No Devo references.

Crow and Servo: Awwwwww.

Francine then whipped him harder and harder and then he orgasmed so hard he exploded.

Servo: Body parts everywhere...Arthur kept a piece of the fat naked monkey.

"What the jizz-coated fuck!" Arthur exclaimed.

Crow: Buster never did that to me! I'm glad he's dead.

Francine then turned around and said, "Arthur, what the fuck are you doing here? You know this is my family fuck night, you dumbass," Arthur then got on his knees and said,

Servo: Pretend I'm your family.

"Francine, please have sex with me, I need somebody to fuck or I'll die." "Well, go fuck Buster or something," Francine said, and Arthur replied in a bitch voice,"But Buster's deeeaaad,"

Crow: Well, he was the only one in the world who would do that to you.

Mike: And with that realization, Arthur died 2 minutes later.

Then that whore Catherine came out and chopped her head off out of jealousy over her big daddy. Arthur walked off and went to find something else to do as Cathering starting humping the dad's viscerae.

Crow: Mike, are you SURE this was written by The 6ft Dick?

Mike: I'm not quite sure it wasn't.

"I guess I could go see the Brain," he thought to himself, and the thought of the Brain and his big horse cock gave him such a boner it launched him directly to the nerd's house.

Servo: I thought the Brain lived in a lab, in a small cage.

Mike: Wrong show, Servo.

"Arthur, you dumbshit cracker, what the fucking shit do you want?" screamed the Brain. Arthur then begged the Brain to have his way with him, but the Brain refused, "No fucking way, your cock is too fucking small, besides, I'm a sapiosexual, and therefore don't waste my sperm on low IQ plebs like you"

Crow: Besides, I promised that Pinky would be my first.

Mike: Again...wrong show.

Arthur then peed himself out of embarrassment. The Brain went back to his experiment, studying the proper way to make your dick talk dirty to you as you fap it. Brain then dripped some of the potion stuff he concocted on his Brain Jr.

Servo: And that is how Brain became a woman.

The trouser snake then popped out and said, "Yo ur a loser u shud ttly kill urself you nerd," And the Brain did just that because he's a nerd.

Mike: Then why is Screech is still alive?

Arthur disappointingly shuffled off.

Crow: His trouser snake never talked dirty to him like that.

Arthur speedily ran over to the school somehow, where he saw Mr. Ratburn in a diaper and a baby bonnet.

Servo: Ratburn has come a long way after being diagnosed woth Torettes.

"Uh-oh, baby did stinkie," Mr Ratburn said as he shat himself. "Eww, fuck that," yelled Arthur as Mr. Haney burst out of the door with his wrinkly nutsack flopping around as he and Mr. Ratburn had pooptastic sex.

Mike: All for reading 50 Shades of Grey AND Twilight after reading this?

Crow and Servo: Yes.

Prunella was working on some satanist shit and then she saw Arthur running and screaming like a spaz.

Servo: A demon escaped from Hell and possessed him.

Crow: That is what happens when you read The Mortal Instruments.

Then a demon came out of nowhere and ate her. Arthur was now officially bored.

Mike: The ground then split open and Hell took over Earth. Arthur saw it all before.

Servo: Seventeen thousand demons possessed him in less than two minutes. Arthur re-did his nails.

He then decided to go home, to where he saw DW and Kate scissoring and his Mom and Pal doggy styling.

Crow: I think the writer of this should be locked away...from the Internet.

"What dafuq's the matter with you, you faggy little buttfag?" DW asked.

Mike: That is an insult to those kind of people.

Arthur then said, "Nobody in town wants to fuck me," he said, tears and makeup trailing down his face, "I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park," he wailed.

Servo: They would LOVE to make love to me.

"That shit's so last decade, you fucking tard," Arthur's dad said from outside, where he was chained up for crapping in the house again.

Crow: In other words, he sang songs from the last Red Hot Chili Peppers album in the house and is being punished.

"Yeah, Arthur's such a loser asspirate fag," Arthur's mom said, "Hey everyone, come point and laugh at him!"

Mike: We'll pretend that we'll point and laugh at the author instead.

Everyone in town, including the dead, ran over to point and laugh at the sniveling little aardvark with the microscopic cock.

Servo: But everyone in town was already dead...inside.

Mike: Geez, that was dark.

Servo: We are reading this story, aren't we?

They all threw beer bottles, used condoms, and bloody tampons at his bitch ass face.

Crow: Then they declared him a witch and burnt him at the stake.

He then screamed, "Fuck all y'all, I'm outta here," and ran out onto the road where he was then hit by a semi and he died. Oh well, who gives a fuck?

THE END

Mike: Well...if life gives you lemons, kill yourself.

Crow: Thank you, Imtruelyspeshal!

Servo: You certainly are...

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sorry for being away for so long! I'll try to update a bit more often! Please keep circulating the terrible fanfics!