A prompt from oliwiia23 that I just HAD to write- Youtubers!Klaine inspired by Matthew Lush's Dirty Dice Challenge video :D

Dirty Dice

"Babe, I am so not comfortable thinking the entire world will see this," says Blaine when Kurt sets the camera up.

"Not the entire world. Just eighty thousand people."

Blaine makes a pained sound. He's okay with smooching Kurt on camera, or rarely even a little bit more; it's cute an fun and it get subscribers and that's how Kurt makes his living, but a Dirty Dice game? What if they have to like, blow each other on camera? What if he gets hard in the middle and the entire world laughs at him forever?

"Blaine." Kurt sits down next to him, putting a hand on his thigh. "It's okay if you don't want to. We can do something else, if you prefer. We can do nothing at all. We can just upload tomorrow's video today, instead."

Blaine puts his hand over Kurt's. "We promised, though. And you want to do it."

"If you really don't want to, sweetie, it's okay. The subscribers will survive and I won't be disappointed of you," he promises.

Blaine shakes his head. "No. Let's do it. Just… make sure the camera only gets waist and up, okay? And… edit out the weird parts."

Kurt caresses his cheek. "Are you sure, sweetie-"

"Yeah. Yeah, let's do it."

Kurt kisses him, nods, and goes to turn on the camera. The red light begins blinking, and Blaine's heartbeat quickens.

"Everything alright?" Kurt smiles.

He nods.

Kurt keeps the intro short and sufficient, letting everyone know exactly what they're going into. Then he picks up the dice and looks at Blaine.

"You go first or I go first?"

"Um…"

"I'll go first," he smiles. "It's okay, honey. I checked all the combinations on these things, it's nothing too bad."

He rolls the dice onto his hand and gets 'lips' and the question mark. "See?" he says, and kisses Blaine's lips lightly. "Love you," he whispers, maybe too low for the microphone to hear, maybe not.

"Love you, too."

Kurt gives him the dice and he rolls it, leaning onto Kurt's side. He gets 'thigh' and 'suck'.

"Great," he moans. "How do I even suck you thigh?"

Kurt rolls his shorts up, revealing his thigh, and wiggles his eyebrows. "Be creative."

Blaine nudges his shoulder. "Shut up," he smiles, and then turns serious again. He leans down, forcing himself not to look at the camera as he puts his lips to Kurt's skin and sucks hard, pulling away with a loud slurping sound.

Kurt shivers, and pulls Blaine into a kiss. "I think we should turn the camera off," he whispers.

"Mmhmm."

Kurt kisses him again, pressing the button on the camera's remote control and turning it off. "And roll the dice again."

Blaine chuckles. "See? It wasn't my fault, this game is just not video-compatible!"

"It is so your fault," Kurt says into another kiss. "Just shut up and get naked."

Blaine is full-blown laughing as Kurt straddles him and begins kissing down his chest.