A/N: I don't know if the Room really acts this way about other gems in this chapter since nothing is said about (other than Connie can't activate the room), but this is also an AU so it balances out... enjoy!
Chapter 7: Everyone in This Town is Crazy
They had decided to finally share things. Said things included magazines, wanted posters and programs for something called the Chunin Exam.
"So what is a Chunin Exam?" asked Steven.
"It's so Genin which are beginner Ninja could get promoted to Chunin, which was intermitted ninja." Explained Hinata.
"What rank are you?" asked Amethyst.
"Chunin." Explained Hinata.
"I can't find you in these." Said Steven.
"Oh when I was turned into a gem my hair color changed." Explained Hinata.
She pointed to a picture of herself.
She turned made a hand sign in a puff of smoke she transformed to what she looked like as human.
"Wow, so you can do a transformation like Mira too." Said Steven.
"Why didn't you tell us sooner?" asked Pearl.
"It never came up." Said Hinata blush a little while she undid it.
Nami was showing off the wanted posters of most of her crewmates. Steven and Amethyst noticed it.
Nami smiled as she laid them out.
"This is Zoro, our swordsman…" said Nami pointing to Zoro.
"He looks so cool!" said Steven.
"This is Usopp despite the name on the poster." Said Nami.
"Why is he wearing a mask?" asked Steven.
"He and Luffy had a falling out during this period of time." Explained Nami, "We needed some help but he didn't want to help as himself."
"No one fell for it?" asked Amethyst.
"Luffy and Chopper fell for it." Said Nami.
That was when Nami laid out Chopper's.
"This is Chopper…" said Nami, "They thought he was out pet…"
"What was he again?" asked Amethyst.
"Doctor." Answered Nami, "Trust me, he was one of the best…"
"Oh right didn't he eat a Devil Fruit." Said Steven.
"Devil Fruit?" asked Pearl.
"Their rare fruits from my planet, when someone eats them they gain super powers." Said Nami, "Luffy, Chopper, Robin and Brook all ate them"
She laid Robin's wanted poster next.
"This is Robin, she was the crew's archeologist." Explained Nami.
"Why would a pirate crew need one?" asked Amethyst.
Nami didn't answer.
She then laid out the next one.
"This is Sanji… or rather the marines trying to remember what Sanji looked like." Said Nami.
Indeed the picture was a really bad drawing.
"So he looks nothing like that?" asked Steven.
"Not at all." Said Nami.
"You know what would be really funny… if there's a guy who looks like that…" said Amethyst.
"Actually…" said Nami cracking a smile.
"Seriously!" yelled Amethyst laughing.
"Next is Franky." Said Nami, "The shipwright."
"What's wrong with his nose?" asked Pearl.
"He's a cyborg." Said Nami, "And of course…"
She placed the final poster.
"Luffy." Said Nami.
Of course the picture was him giving a really goofy grin.
"That is the smile of someone would accidently sail a ship off a waterfall." Said Pearl.
"What about Brook?" asked Steven.
"Oh…" said Nami, "I don't' have a wanted poster of him… besides if I told you what he looks like you wouldn't believe me…"
Garnet meanwhile was reading old Sorcerer's weekly.
"Fairy Tail sure caused a lot of problems." Said Garnet.
"I know…" said Mirajane.
"So they really saved many guild master but restored the hall they were using for the meeting?" asked Garnet.
"Oh I remember that, the formation of the Strongest Team in Fairy Tail." Said Mirajane, "The combination worked well together but of course since Natsu's on the team buildings tend to get destroyed… a lot… it was good thing that I asked Lucy to join the team, there'd probably be a lot more damage done if she made sure that Gray and Natsu didn't fight… when Erza had her back turned."
"You miss it don't' you?" asked Steven.
"Of course." Said Mirajane.
"Same here." Said Nami, "Sure Luffy might have not been the smartest or sanest captain, but he was there when you needed him."
"Why again can't you go home?" asked Amethyst.
There was a silence as they avoided eye contact with Amethyst.
"I wish there was a way for you to see your friends aging…" said Steven.
That was when Steven's gem began to glow, as did the door.
"It's mom's room." Said Steven.
"I don't know if you should go in." said Pearl, "I mean the first time you used it you accidently created the whole town."
"Didn't the second time you used it you accidently created a copy of Connie who ended up attacking you?"
"While wearing a wedding dress." Added Garnet.
The three conversion gems looked at each other.
"Should we say something?" asked Hinata.
"No… it's probably best we don't." whispered Mirajane.
"Maybe if we go in with them we can make sure nothing goes wrong." Said Garnet.
"That's a good idea." Said Pearl.
"All right!" said Steven.
They all went into the pink fluffy cloud room.
"So what do we do exactly." Said Hinata.
"Well since you're all gems it can read your thoughts and with Steven in hear he can help you give it life." Explained Pearl.
"I didn't know that part." Said Steven.
"You've only been in here alone and with Connie." Said Garnet, "So you don't know the full capabilities of it."
"All right!" said Steven, "Who's first?"
"How about Hinata." Said Nami.
"She's the one with the most sane friends." Said Mirajane.
"Just make sure you don't create a while town, keep it small." Said Steven.
"Okay." Said Hinata.
That was when they were in a clearing surrounded by trees.
"This is a training ground." Said Hinata.
"Hey Hinata!" called out a voice.
Hinata turned around and saw Kiba riding Akamaru and Shino.
"Whoa that is a big dog!" said Steven.
"These are my teammates Kiba, his partner Akamaru and Shino." Said Hinata.
"Hey!" said Kiba.
Akamaru barked.
Shino said nothing just adjusted his sunglasses.
"He doesn't say much." Said Hinata.
That was when Neji and Kurenai appeared.
"This is my sensei Kurenai and my cousin Neji." Said Hinata.
"What about Naruto?" asked Steven.
"Of course you talked about Naruto." Sighed Kiba.
Neji glared at Kiba who shut up.
That was when Naruto puffed into existence.
"So that's Naruto." Said Steven
"You know… there's something off about him." Said Pearl.
"You noticed too." Said Kiba, "I think it might be a glitch with Hinata."
"You made them self-aware?" asked Amethyst.
"I guess I did." Laughed Steven.
"Honestly Hinata tell them." Said a pink haired girl appearing.
"Okay Sakura." Said Hinata figuring that she was her conscious given form, "I haven't seen Naruto in five years… he went on a two year training trip when I was taken… he was going opt be back any day when I was taken."
"It's okay…" said Naruto taking her hands as the air sparkled around him.
Hinata blushed.
"Great…" said Sakura, "I'm Sakura by the way, Naruto's team mate."
"Wait does that mean you have a different teacher?" asked Steven.
"Yeah, we have Kakashi." Said Sakura.
Everyone waited for Kakashi to show up.
But he hadn't shown up yet.
"Seriously!" yelled Sakura.
"Come on!" yelled Naruto snapping out of "dream boyfriend mode", "How can he late this isn't even real!"
"Kakashi has a nasty habit of being late." Explained Kurenai.
"Is there anyone else you want to see?" asked Steven.
"Well I want to see the test of Team Guy." Said Hinata.
"Hey Hinata!" said a girl with brown hair put into buns.
"Neji!" Yelled a voice.
They turned to see a boy wearing a green jump suit with a bowl cut and big thick eyes brows.
"Its' time to spar!" yelled the boy.
"Maybe later Lee." Said Neji.
"I will one day defeat you!" yelled Lee.
"That's the spirit Lee!" yelled a man dressed like Lee.
"Oh no…" said Naruto.
"He's going to…" said Hinata.
"Wait you don't mean." Said Mirajane.
"Steven! Get rid of this now!" yelled Hinata.
"What? Why?" asked Steven.
"Guy-Sensei!" yelled Lee.
"Lee!" yelled Guy.
The two began to hug as a beach oat sunset. Pearl, Amethyst and Steven all began to scream as all of the ninjas vanished in puffs of clouds.
Garnet also shivered.
"WHAT WAS THAT!" Yelled Pearl.
"Sorry I should have created Tsunade or Team Asuma first…" said Hinata, "It happens sometimes…"
Pear's eye witched.
"Whoa… .it looks like that worse than Uncle Grandpa." Said Amethyst.
"THAT NEVER HAPPENED!" yelled Pearl, "THAT WASN'T CANON!"
"Do you want to continue?" asked Nami.
"Nothing as traumatic as that… is there?" asked Pearl.
"Well not as…" said Nami wondering how she would react to Franky.
"Come on! Let's go!" said Steven.
"All right! I'll go next." Said Nami.
That was when they found themselves on the deck of Hound Sunny.
"Welcome to the Thousand Sunny." Said Nami.
"The deck is made of grass?" asked Steven then he noticed the slide, "And there's a slide!"
"Is this really how the ship was?" asked Pearl.
"Yes, it was built specially for us." Said Nami.
"That's right!" said a voice.
They turned to see Franky.
"Well tetchily I made the plans years ago, but I added a few more touches for the crew." said Franky.
While it wasn't seen on the wanted poster Franky's wardrobe consisted of two things: An open Hawaiian Shirt and a speedo.
"Put on some pants!" yelled Pearl.
"No way!": yelled Franky, "Besides Nami never seen me wear any pants…"
"Seriously!" yelled Pearl.
"Oh come I've seen people dressed worse out for a swim." Said Amethyst.
Pearl was developing a headache.
That was when Luffy came flying out of a door from the up deck.
"And there's the captain." Sighed Nami.
Luffy hoot the deck with a thud. He got up as if nothing happened.
"Nami! Tell Sanji to give me food!" yelled Luffy.
"No." said Nami.
"No fair!" yelled Luffy who began to pout.
"This is of course Luffy" said Nami.
"Oh Nami you have some interesting friends." Said a voice.
They turned around and saw an 8-foot tall skeleton with an afro wearing a slightly torn up tuxedo.
"Guy and Lee broke the room!" yelled Steven.
"It's fine…" sighed Nami, "This is Brook."
They all stared at the skeleton.
"I told you wouldn't believe me if I told you what he looked like…" said Nami.
"A really tall skeleton with an afro?" asked Pearl.
"Yeah…" said Nami.
"Why does your crew have a really tall skeleton with an afro?" asked an exasperated Pearl.
"Because he's a skeleton!" said Luffy with a big smile, "And he's a musician…"
Pearl's eye twitched.
"I see." Said Pearl.
Nami just shrugged.
"Now before I get started with the introductions, I have a question for you fine ladies." Said Brook.
"What is it?" asked Mirajane with a sly smile knowing all about "Brook's question".
"Mira…" muttered Nami.
"Would you let me take a…" said Brook however Garnet punched him into nothingness before he could finish the question.
"Garnet…" said Steven.
"I didn't want Steven to hear that question." Said Garnet.
"I can't blame you…" said Nami.
"What's the question?" asked Steven.
"We'll tell you when you're older." Said Garnet.
That was when Steven reformed Brook.
"Sorry I guess you didn't want to hear the question." Said brook, "Or is because you don't…"
"Finish the sentence and I'll do it again." Said Garnet.
"Same here…" muttered a blond man that was covering his eye with hair, wearing a nice suit and sucking a lollypop.
"Oh this is Sanji." Said Nami, "Why are you sucking on a lollypop?"
"I don't know…" said Sanji taking out the lollypop.
"Wait that's not a lollypop in his mouth?" asked Steven.
Sanji and Nami looked at each other.
"I'm not changing it." said Nami.
"Fine…" sighed Sanji.
He looked at the crystal Gems his eyes erupted in hearts.
"You ladies are so beautiful!" said Sanji.
Amethyst got a sly smile.
"You look just like your wanted poster." She said.
Sanji fell on his knees and began t o pound the deck in derision.
"What still said about that poster?" asked a voice.
They saw Zoro climbing down the stairs.
"What was that Moss Head!" yelled Sanji.
"You heard me Dart Board!" yelled Zoro.
Sanji ran towards Zoro and the two began to fight.
Nami began to message a headache.
"You know you and Steven are the ones controlling the room right now." said Pearl.
"I can't even pictures them getting along." Said Nami.
"Those tow fighting again?" asked Chopper popping up.
"Seems that way." Said Usopp showing up.
"I take it that's Usopp." Said Amethyst recognizing him with out the mask.
"That really is a bad disguise." Said Pearl.
"Hey!" yelled Usopp.
"Come on, you know that everyone but Luffy and Chopper know it's you right?" asked Nami.
"I have no idea what's you're talking about…" said Usopp.
Nami sighed.
"There's something up with your crew." Said Amethyst.
They looked at Zoro and Sanji continued to fight, Luffy on the ground whining about food, Usopp telling Chopper about his previous escapades and Franky doing weird poses.
"Yeah… almost everyone was crazy." Sighed Nami.
"Almost." Said Pearl.
"Oh Navigator, it's good to see you again." Said a voice.
They turned to see Robin.
"The other girl of the crew." Said Steven.
"This is Robin." Said Nami.
"Oh it's nice to meet you." Said Pearl.
That was when several hands appeared from the deck and wanting to shake Pearl's hand.
"What!" yelled Pearl.
"Oh you didn't tell her." Said Robin.
"Sorry like I mentioned Robin was one of the ones who ate a Devil Fruit." Said Nami.
"I ate the Flower Flower Fruit, I can recreate copies of any of my body parts." Explained Robin.
"Wow that's cool…" said Amethyst, "Why weren't you taken instead of Nami."
Nami froze.
"Don't ask her that!" yelled Sanji.
"What you're going to beat me?" asked Amethyst.
Sanji seemed opt freeze he glared at her.
"Sanji has a rule about not hurting woman." sad Nami, "Trust me it's nearly killed him once."
"Oh I see." Said Amethyst.
That was when she transformed into the Purple Puma.
"Get here!" yelled Amethyst chasing after him.
"Would you like a tour of the ship?" asked Nami.
"Hey what's that over there!" yelled Usopp.
They looked to see ships in the distance.
"The Marines?" asked Nami.
She turned to Steven who looked sheepish.
"I wanted to see you fight the Marines." Said Steven.
"I'm not up for it." Said Nami.
That was when it all vanished.
"Oh come on." Said Steven.
"Hey I wasn't done with him!" yelled Amethyst.
"Another time." Said Nami.
"Besides we have had my chance yet." Said Mirajane, "Also is do you think a large building and dozens of people would be too much?"
"I think it will be fine as long as it's not as big as a city." Said Garnet.
That as when the Fairy Tail guildhall puffed into existence.
"Welcome to Fairy Tail!" said Mirajane.
"All right!" said Steven.
"There's no one who won't fight against women, is there?" asked Amethyst.
"Are you kidding?" asked Mirajane, "Most of the guild is scared of Erza."
The doors opened, and they saw the guildhall was very full.
"Mira!" yelled a good chunk of the guild.
"Tell me if you want introductions to anyone… I'll gladly help." Said Mirajane.
"All right!" said Amethyst, "I'm going to look around."
"Strongest Team!" said Steven then ran towards said group.
"Wait Steven!" said Pearl running off after Steven.
Mirajane walked over to where her siblings were.
The other three shrugged and decided to look around.
Steven found the strongest team.
"Oh wow! You're Natsu! Aren't you?" asked Steven.
Natsu noticed him.
"That's right." Said Natsu with a big grin.
"If I were you I wouldn't idolize him." Laughed a blonde woman who was Lucy.
"That's right." Agreed Happy, the blue flying cat… well actually he was an Exceed but that's another long story.
"Steven don't run off!" yelled Pearl, "Oh hello…"
"This is the strongest team." Said Steven, "Mira told me a lot about them…"
"Hi I'm Lucy." Said Lucy.
"I'm Erza." Introduced Erza, who was a beautiful woman wearing armor.
"Oh nice to meet you." Said Pearl.
"And those two idiots are Gray and Natsu." Said Lucy.
"Hey!" yelled Natsu and Gray.
Pearl screamed and covered Steven's eyes.
"Why is he naked!" yelled Pearl.
Indeed Gray was naked.
Which was a regular occurrence.
"Oh man not again!" yelled Gray.
Pearl noticed a woman with blue hair glaring at her.
"She better not be after my Gray!" muttered the woman but loud enough for Pearl to hear.
"I don't want to know…" mumbled Pearl with a twitchy eye.
Nearby when Amethyst noticed someone waned to get to know.
"Hey Mira!" called out Amethyst, "Who/s this guy!"
Said "guy" was a man with multiple face piercings who was talking to a black cat.
"Oh this Gajeel…" said Mirajane.
"Oh okay." Said Amethyst, "You want to fight?"
"Seriously?" asked Gajeel with his eye twitching, "Sorry but I don't fight pipsqueaks like you…"
He began to walk away.
"Seriously?" muttered Amethyst.
"Don't' mind him." Said Mirajane, "He's a jerk, but I know he's really sweet."
"Are you still trying to pair him and Levy?" asked the black cat.
"Mira…" sighed Lisanna.
Mirajane merely laughed.
Nami meanwhile had started to a woman with long brown hair drinking out of a barrel.
That was Cana, she was the biggest drinker in the guild.
Meanwhile Hinata had gotten into a conversation with the currently the youngest member the guild, Wendy and her cat Carla.
Garnet was watching this.
"We might need to do this again." She said to herself.
"You should" said a small man who was sitting next to her, "They look like they're enjoying themselves."
"Makarov?" asked Garnet realizing who the man might be.
"Oh yeah you've been reading the magazines." Laughed the who indeed Makarov, the master of the guild.
The two began a rather interesting conversion about the guild as well as Mirajane.
Mirajane and her siblings decided to walk over to Steven, Pearl and the strongest team.
"Are you having fun?" asked Mirajane.
"Oh yeah!" said Steven.
"He's a good kid Mira." Said Natsu.
Stevens' eyes sparkled.
"Seriously… don't look up to him." Said Lucy.
"By the way?" asked Pearl pointing to the bleu haired woman, "What's up with her?"
"That's Juvia." Said Mirajane, "She's in love with Gray."
"I see…" said Pearl.
That was when the lights dimmed.
"Looks like there's going to be a show." Said Mirajane.
The curtains opened revealing Gajeel in a white suit and hat holding a guitar.
"Now let me sing you a little song call "Best Friend"." Said Gajeel.
As he sang he got boos.
"Get off the stager!" yelled one of them.
"You suck!" yelled another.
"He's not a very good singer." Said Steven .
"No… he's not." Said Mirajane.
That was when Natsu lit his hand and jumped towards the stage punching Gajeel.
"You want to start a fight Salamander!" yelled Gajeel.
"It's better than listening to this garbage." Said Natsu.
"That's it!" yelled Gajeel.
He turned his arm into a club and was about to smash into Natsu. However Natsu dodged and it slammed into other tables.
Several mages of the guild began to join in. Including Gray and Elfman.
"Seriously NATSU!" yelled Gray freezing many people in the guild.
Elfman turned his arm into stone.
"I am a Man!" yelled Elfman as she punched several people away.
Pearl stared as most the guild erupted in a brawl.
"What's going on?" asked Pearl.
Oh it's just the usual brawl with these idioms." Muttered Erza.
"Steven!" called out Pearl.
She noticed Steven was hiding under a table with Lucy, Wendy and Carla.
"You're not hurt are you?" Wendy asked Steven.
"No I'm fine." Said Steven.
"Besides Wendy you can't heal him, you're just a projection of clouds based on Mirajane's memory and powered by Steven's power." Said Carla.
"I know…" sighed Wendy.
"Good…" said Pearl.
Then she noticed that Amethyst and Garnet had joined in the brawl.
"Oh it looks like they're having fun." Said Mirajane as Pearl's eye twitched.
"Seriously!" yelled Pearl, "And why is the Can-Can playing!"
"It just seems to happen sometimes." Said Mirajane with a shrug.
"That's enough!" yelled Erza, "Reequip!"
Suddenly Erza's armor changed to a strange metal one that did show off her breast and midriff.
She summoned many swords and began to attack the others in the brawl.
"Um… I think it broke Pearl…" said Hinata.
Pearl's iris had shrunken. Not only that but her eye was twitching.
"Steven… it's time to end this." Said Mirajane.
"Oaky." Sighed Steven.
With that everything disappeared.
"Oh come on!" yelled Amethyst, "I was having fun."
"That was a little too much." Muttered Pearl.
"A little too much for you.;.." muttered Amethyst.
"Well that was interesting." Said Garnet.
"Yeah… all of the people you knew were interested." Said Pearl who was calming down.
That was when suddenly Kakashi poofed into existence.
"Sorry I'm late I got lost on the road of life." Said Kakashi.
They all stared at Kakashi.
"I need to leave now." Said Pearl.
"I think the insanity of your lives effected the room." Said Garnet.
"Sorry…" said Kakashi who poofed away.
They all left the room.
"I believe we all learned an important lesson today." Said Garnet.
"yeah, their friends are all insane." Muttered Pearl.
"Yeah, pretty much." Said Mirajane.
"Burt I wouldn't mine visiting the real Fairy Tail." Said Amethyst.
"Me too." Said Garnet.
"Seriously!" yelled Pearl.
Mirajane laughed at this.
Indeed, with the exception of seeing the Guy and Lee hug, Brook almost asking an inappropriate question, and causing for Pearl to go a little insane it wasn't that bad.
Although it wasn't the real thing it would help them with homesickness, after all they didn't know if they would ever be able to go home ever again…
Next Time: The Crystal Gems deiced to finally trust the Conversion Gems. What will come out this... well nothing really Nami gets her tree and Mirajane meets and bonds with Greg over music... but that's just about it... well it would be had this not be the calm before the storm... what will happen? Find out next time!
A/N: On a side notes, there needs to be more Atop the Fourth Wall references when it comes to Elfman, seriously he's prettily made for that that joke…