A/N: So my mum kicked my brother of the puter! YAAAAAAY. She actually did this a day ago… woops.. I'm a lazy updater. I deserve your slapping (unless you are Emily, Joey, Ruth or Sigga, I don't deserve slaps from you guys! :D)

Anyways, Sigga and Em basically forced me to write. Evil little things. So yeah, you should thank them..

Ah, I've actually been staring at the blank page for about ten minutes now. I have NO idea how to start. Alright, it's starting to write time..

*few hours later* I'm sorry that it's so short! Buuut … now you should read it!

p.s. my A/N down there has a spoiler from the seventh book, but seriously, you should already know this so…

p.p.s. My Beta seems to be once again MIA when I'm done with chapters *Shakes head* so Sig beta-d this instead, love ya girl! Next chapter will most likely be beta-d by my lovely Emmy!

Chapter 29

Sirius Black & Mary Macdonald

Sirius Black

The Gryffindor common room is freakishly quiet.

But still we're almost all there.

James and Peter are sitting next to me discussing something I blankly don't care enough for to listen to it.

Prewett is reading - Evans is finishing her homework.

Macdonald is leaning against Marlene's legs for support while the natural blonde brushes her hair.

Remus and Vance are the only ones missing.

The first one is probably with Blaire.

And who gives a fuck about where the latter one is.

Marlene and I haven't spoken a single word since our 'fight' or whatever I should call it.

To be honest, I'm nervous. Which is weird because I never admit to being nervous.

But ever since Marlene and I … published our relationship. Or whatever - I'm starting to sound like James. - I've been waiting for me to screw it up, and honestly I think everyone else has been to.

And now I pretty much have.

The silence in the Common Room is broken when Remus comes jumping in from the portrait.

He clutches his sides and takes in heavy deep breaths.

"Blaire…" gasp "… is" gasp ".. AWAKE!" gasp.

And then he's gone again - the same way he came.

"That's everyone then right?" Evans exclaims, putting her quill down. "I mean, everyone that got hurt in the fight is doing better and everyone is awake?"

James nods from his place next to me.

"That's amazing!" Prewett beams and stands up closing her book.

"We should probably go and see her?" Evans asks, clapping her hands together.

James mutters a 'Sure' and stands up, Peter following him quickly.

Macdonald jumps from the couch and then everyone turns to either stare at me or Marlene – neither of us move.

"Coming?"

I shake my head and lean back, my eyes stuck on Marlene.

"No." she answers. "I'm going to bed in a few, I have a headache."

"Alright," James says silently, giving me an extra long look, probably trying to tell me I should talk to Marlene.

I ignore him, and look over at the wall until I hear that they are all gone and Marlene and I are the only ones in the Common room.

"Are you talking to me yet?"

I say it before I can stop myself - I just know I need something to break the silence.

But judging my Marlene's face it wasn't the right thing to say.

Her eyes narrow as she starts to loosen a hair-tie from her hair, already seeming annoyed with me.

"Not really."

I can't stop myself from rolling my eyes at her and she obviously catches it.

"What do you want me to say Sirius?"

"I don't know." I reply honestly, shrugging my shoulders slightly. "I just think you are being immature, that's all."

Marlene's eyes narrow again and she stands up, throwing the hair-tie she just loosened from her hair on top of Lily's unfinished homework.

"I'm being immature?" She asks, placing a hand on each hip and shaking her head at me. "Seriously, Sirius? I'm the one being immature here? When you are the one that won't say 'Sorry' and that went after his fucking cousin to get himself killed? Real good idea Sirius, really good!"

I groan. "Oh, don't start this again-"

"Why not?" Marlene pushes angrily. "Why the fuck not Sirius? Why can't you TALK about things! I mean you call me your girlfriend, but still you don't tell me a single thing! I have no bloody idea who the fuck I am to you anymore." she all but screams out, and even before I can try to respond she has fled up the stairs to the girl dorms.

Great. Just fucking great.

Mary Macdonald.

MY EYES.

MY EYES.

I'm hereby scarred for life.

Why the heck did I agree to go and see Blaire?

Oh, because we didn't just see Blaire.

No, we saw Blaire and Remus, on a bed, snogging. Heavily.

My poor eyes.

I mean, she's been awake for like thirty minutes and they are already on second base.

Sigh. I wish I had someone to go to second base – probably further - with.

But on the subject of snogging, love and all that crap.

I turn to James, Lil, Alice and Peter that all walk equally traumatized as I away from the hospital wing where we just witnessed… the thing.

"We need to get Marlene and Sirius to forgive each other like right now." I tell them, placing my hands on my hips. "Lene has been driving me crazy, they NEED to make up. If they aren't already having makeup sex like, right now, we need to do something. Fast."

James rolls his eyes slightly "I'm pretty sure they are having makeup sex right - Sirius?" he stops in midsentence when no one other than Sirius Black himself walks past us heavily.

Sirius stops and turns around, his eyes are narrowed and dark grey and he looks nothing else than furious.

"What's up?" James asks, concerned.

"Marlene fucking McKinnon" Sirius growls and a second later he's gone.

"Makeup sex eh?" Lily gives away a half sigh half laugh.

James looks over at Lily and seems a little surprised, probably wondering when Miss saint innocent Lily talks about sex.

He swallows hard. "What's the plan then Mare?" and then turns to me amused. "I'm not used to you making plans you know."

I roll my eyes. "We just need to find McGoogles."

James raises his eyebrows but says nothing.

Alice who's stayed silent also raises her eyebrows. "Are you getting us in trouble Mary?"

"Not us" I grin, but wave a hand at Alice. "But you and Lily can leave, I only need Jamsie for this."

Alice raises her eyebrows again, and then seems a little offended before she reaches for Lily's arm and pulls her away from me, James and Peter.

"Let's find Minnie then?" James asks, looking nothing but amused.

"Lets!" I agree

Peter stares at us both confused but decides to just follow us to our hunt of one Minerva McGonagall.

- Hunting For Happiness –

It's harder to find Professor McGonagall that one would think.

When you really don't want her to find you, she tends to be always there. But when you DO need to find her. She's poofed of the planet.

"Where the fucking hell is McGoogles when you need her?" I ask, throwing my hands in the air.

"Miss Macdonald, what did you call me?"

… Screw this.

"Professor!" I twirl around, sending the laughing James a glare as I do.

"Yes?"

"You.. uhm," words seem to fail me.

I really didn't think this part of the plan out very well.

"You need to give Marlene and Sirius a detention."

The words just spring out, and I notice James isn't laughing anymore.

"What!?" he whispers behind me.

"What?" echoes McGonagall only louder than James had.

"Marlene and Sirius need detention." I nod my head, staring James down and mouthing 'Go with it'

"And why is that Miss Macdonald?"

"Because they uh –"

"They ruined the trophy room." James says quickly.

"'Yeah," I nod, going along with his story

Professor McGonagall raises her eyebrows, probably sensing we're just telling crap. "So what you are saying Miss Macdonald, is that you want me to give Miss McKinnon and Mister Black detentions?"

I nod again.

"Together," adds James.

"Together?" McGonagall's eyebrows rise again.

My eyes form the best puppy-dog eyes they can at her and I swear I see her smiling a bit.

"Is the trophy room really ruined?"

"Yes." James says and I see him playing with his wand.

"I'll go find them right away, then." McGonagall says and I swear I see that smirk again.

"Hurry," James whispers into my ear when she's gone. "To the trophy room!"

A/N: I'm sorry for the shortness, I'm just sooo tired.

So I've been obsessing over Jared Leto for the past hours, but I mean Siriusly he's smexi! Have you looked into his eyes? *drools*

Jared Leto and Kurt Cobain, freaking hell I'd give anything just to touch them.

R.I.P. KC (L)

I also had to take a ten minute long break from the chapter to cry.

Because, I'm going to see DH on the thirteenth, and I'm going to watch Fred… Fred.. d-d-die.

I just.. No.

I can't.

Meh. I'm going to die. I seriously am going to die.

I'm going to cry. I'm already crying. Gah, I'm a dramatic person…. moving on…

Now, the chapter was lame, sorry ;P It's a bit of a filler chapter, but as you see they made a plan, a risqué and weird plan, but what don't you do when your two best friends that are "in love" are fighting? Well you try to get them back together! Duh!

So is the plan going to work? Or is it going to backfire?

Now, review?