A/N: I decided to have a few breather episodes during this arc, this way not every chapter is just them trying to reach out to someone...

Also since almost everyone figured out the chapter, the way the name are showed like this Soul/Body... I hope no one gets confused but by the way it's shown it should be easy to figure out... Enjoy!

Chapter 15: Revenge of the Changeling

Connie hadn't vested Steven in a while what with school and tennis practice and other things… but she was always happy to do so.

Needless to say she missed off on a lot. She had heard about Lapis joining (although it was more joining the Conversion Gems as the Crystal Gems still didn't fully trust her) but Lisanna and Robin were a surprise.

Robin was interested in some books Connie brought over, but she did get into a conversion with Lisanna about Edolas (the name of the atlantes universe she lived in).

"Wow… I can't believe you lived in alternate universe." Said Connie with her eyes sparkling.

"IT was very different than what I was used to." Said Lisanna, "Everyone's personalities were inverted…"

"Really?" asked Connie.

Lisanna nodded.

"For example Elfman was a bit of a wimp instead of manly and Natsu was a cry baby." Said Lisanna.

"What about Mira…" said Connie.

"Well about that…" said Lisanna.

"How do I look?" asked Mirajane dressed in a very halter-top that showed her stomach and a pair of shorts that was very short.

"What are you wearing?" asked Connie.

"This is how I dressed before Liana "died"." Explained Mirajane, "Plan A is to fight Erza while acting how I did back then."

"Edolas Mira is complicated…" sad Lisanna.

"I see…" said Connie.

That was when the temple doors opened, Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet came out.

"Oh come on! Let us go on the mission!" yelled Amethyst, "It's getting boring around here…"

"Or at least take Robin and Lisanna with you, haven't gone yet." Said Pearl.

"I told you I can handle it on my own…" said Garnet who stepped on the warp pad and disappeared.

There was an awkward silence.

"You got into an argument with Garnet?" asked Connie.

"Not really I just don't understand why she wanted to go alone when it could have used to trained Lisanna and Robin." Said Pearl blushing a little.

"Thanks." Said Lisanna.

Robin nodded still reading the book.

"Whoa! What are you wearing?" asked Amethyst noticing Mirajane's change of outfit.

"Oh this is how I used to dress before Lisanna "Died"." Explained Mirajane who then magically changed her clothes back to normal.

"Really?" asked Pearl who couldn't imagine Mirajane as anything other than the sweet woman she was today.

"What changed?" asked Amethyst.

"I "died" sighed Lisanna.

"Oh right…" said Pearl.

"I guess having your sister trapped in another universe is the weirdest thing that ever happened to you." Said Amethyst.

"I'm sitting right here." Said Lisanna.

"Actually no." said Mirajane.

They all heard this and stared at her.

"Oh this story again." Said Nami.

"What story?" asked Steven.

"Sometimes when we got bored we exchanged stories." said Hinata.

"And sometimes we made them into competitions." Explained Nami, "Mirajane's was the weirdest hands down…"

"So what happened?" asked Steven.

"Well the Strongest Team just came back from a job that they shouldn't have went on but the master wasn't there yet. So while killing time Natsu found a job that was a simple translating job from an ancient text." Said Mirajane, "It was also written in English…"

"So what happened after that." Said Steven.

"He read it, and tit turns out to have been a spell." Explained Mirajane, "A spell to switch bodies… Lucy and Gray, Erza and Happy and Natsu and Loke."

"Loke? You never brought him up…" said Steven.

"It's a long story." Said Mirajane, "Anyways, according to legend the spell would be permanent if kept longer than a half hour thankfully that part of it was false so were able to eventually fix it…"

"Wait what does that have to do with you?" asked Amethyst.

Mirajane began to blush.

"Well you see Levy tried to fix it… she managed to switch back Lucy and Gray… but only them… and she made thing worse." Examined, "Elfman and Cana switched, as did Jet and Droy… and well I ended up switching bodies with Makarov."

"What seriously?" asked Steven.

"And the worst part is that he's a dirty old man." Sighed Mirajane.

"I guess he didn't take a shower." Said Steven.

Pearl gave everyone a look that said "Don't explain it."

"He's going to hear the question evidently." Said Robin putting the book down.

"Thaw question?" asked Connie.

"Don't ask…" muttered Nami.

"So do you remember the spell?" asked Amethyst.

"I don't know…" said Mirajane, "I think it was Uugo deru rasuchi borokania…"

That was when everything began to glow.

That was when suddenly Hinata started screaming.

"Why do I see everything!" yelled Hinata who coal sped on the floor.

"Wait… oh no…" said Amethyst soundly blushing, "How did this happen?"

"Why is my skin blue?" Lapis suddenly asked.

"Why am I sitting next me!" Lisanna suddenly yelled out.

Connie was staring at herself, "Well this is infesting." She said with a very un-Connie like smirk.

"Oh no… this is bad…" Robin said suddenly panicking.

"Oh no…" said Pearl looking at herself.

"You have got to me kidding me…" muttered Pearl.

"No wait!" yelled Mirajane suddenly.

"Um… oops…" said Steven sheepishly.

"Seriously Mira! Why did you say that spell!" yelled Pearl.

"I'm sorry it slipped out." Said Steven.

"I'm sure if everyone calms down it will be fine." Said Connie, "But I'm amazed that you remember that spell after three years…"

Steven laughed nervously.

That was when it started raining.

"Why is it raining?" asked Mirajane.

"Lisanna's the one in my body!" said Lisanna, "I guess she can't control my power…"

"Sorry…" said Lapis.

"All right… I think we should make sure who's who…" sighed Pearl.

Indeed the Changeling Spell worked… and the ones switched were as followed.

Steven and Mirajane.

Pearl and Nami.

Amethyst and Hinata.

Lapis and Lisanna.

And Connie and Robin.

"Wait… can't Mira fix it?" asked Connie/Robin.

"I don't remember anything about fixing it." Said Mirajane/Steven.

"Seriously!" yelled Nami/Pearl.

"Well…" said Mirajane/Steven.

(Flashback)

"Stop it!" yelled Mirajane/Makarov.

"Oh come on! Just one little peek!" begged Makarov/Mirajane.\

"NO!" yelled Mirajane/Makarov.

The rest of the guild wasn't fairing that well either, Erza/Happy was on the floor convincing herself it was all just a dream.

Cana/Elfman was throwing up while Elfman/Cana was scolding… um… her?

Levy was unconscious while Lucy, Natsu/Loke and the rest of team Shadow Gear (who were switched) was trying to get her to wake up…

Oh and Loke/Natsu was frozen in realization if they weren't fixed… After all in just a few weeks was it was expected to happen.

(End of Flashback)

"It was extremely hectic…" answered Mirajane/Steven.

"I don't get how it worked on us… I mean most of us aren't' even human." Said Pearl/Nami.

"Happy's not a human." Pointed out Lisanna/Lapis.

"And neither is Loke." Pointed out Mirajane/Steven.

Amethyst/Hinata was still screaming on the floor.

"Calm down… just they cutting off the chakra to your eyes." said Hinata/Amethyst.

"I don't know how to do that!" screamed Amethyst/Hinata.

"I forgot to mention our abilities stick with our bodies." Sighed Steven/Mirajane.

"Wait… is my body getting taller?" asked Steven/Mirajane.

"Oh no…" said Pearl/Nami, "I didn't even think of that!"

"What's going on?" asked Mirajane/Steven.

"Just being in Steven's body is aging it." Said Pearl/Nami.

"Oh man! This is bad! I don't know how Mira is!" yelled Steven, "What if ages to who knows."

"I'm 22." Said Mirajane/Steven.

"Oh…" said Steven/Mirajane.

"That's not so bad." Said Pearl/Nami.

That was when Pearl/Nami suddenly twitched.

"Is something wrong?" asked Nami/Pearl.

"There's something wrong with your body! I don't know what it is." Said Pearl/Nami.

"What?" asked Nami/Pearl.

"She has to use the bathroom!" laughs Amethyst/Hinata.

"How do you know!" yelled Pearl/Nami blushing.

"I still don't know how to turn off these eyes." Said Amethyst/Hinata.

She began to moan.

"We need to fix this and now…" said Pearl/Nami.

"She's right." Said Connie/Robin, "How am I going to explain to my parents that I somehow switched bodies."

"I could always pretend to be you." Said Robin/Connie.

"That's not going to work…" said Nami/Pearl.

"Please don't." sighed Connie/Robin.

That was when Pearl/Nami began to shake even more.

"What do you eat?" asked Pearl/Nami.

"I eat like a like normal personal would, you don't eat." Said Nami/Pearl, "It's you who has the problem…"

"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Pearl/Nami.

"Stop this now! We can't be fighting!" said Lisanna/Lapis.

"She's right, we all need to calm down figure this out." Said Lapis/Lisanna.

"All right!" Connie/Robin cheered suddenly.

Everyone noticed that several purple hands were on the walls.

"So you got the hang of my powers. Impressive." Said Robin/Connie.

"Lucky!" muttered Amethyst/Hinata, "I'm seeing way too many things I didn't want to know… I don't know what the range is but I can see into the lighthouse!"

"Poor Amethyst…" said Robin/Connie.

Amethyst glared at the adult woman stuck in a young girl's.

"When those eyes are activated they're really creepy." Said Lisanna/Lapis.

"I'm used to it." said Lapis/Lisanna.

That was when the warp flared up and Garnet appeared.

It should be pointed out by this time Steven's body was physically 22 so it was going to hard to hide.

"Is everything all right?" asked Garnet.

"OH no… Steven…" mumbled Pearl/Nami.

"Uh…. Steven decided to mentally be in his early 20s…" said Nami/Pearl trying to well… act like Pearl.

"She's' not going to buy that…" mumbled Connie/Robin.

"I know…" sighed Lisanna/Lapis.

"I know that you all switched bodies." Said Garnet.

They all breathed a sigh of relief… however they then realized something…

"Wait a second…" said Pearl/Nami who was twitching even more than before, "You knew this was going to happen!"

Garnet stood there as almost everyone in the room remembered her future vision.

"Seriously!" yelled Amethyst/Hinata, "These eyes are giving me a headache."

"I'm about to burst!" yelled Pearl/Nami.

"Just go to the bathroom!" yelled Nami/Pearl.

"Sorry but it was the best case scenario…" said Garnet.

"Oh really what would have happened if you stayed?" asked Nami.

"Ruby and Sapphire would have switched and that's all then you would have taken your anger on me because it would have appeared I wasn't effected." Explained Garnet, "It would have led to a big fight between us."

"Then why didn't you take me with you on the mission?" asked Mirajane/Steven.

"I saw you have brought up the spell a different time, but it would result in the beach house getting destroyed." Said Garnet, "That's all I know about it…"

"I'm going to guess it was we got Erza or Sakura back…" said Mirajane/Steven.

"Amethyst would probably end up in one of their bodies." Sighed Lapis/Lisanna.

"Hey!" yelled Amethyst/Hinata.

"She would try to Reuip into one of Erza's more powerful armors." Said Mirajane/Steven.

"Or should would hit something she shouldn't have destroying the house." Said Hinata/Amethyst.

"I thought you were helping me!" said Amethyst/Hinata.

"Sorry…" whispered Hinata/Amethyst.

"Hey Garnet… do you know how to get us to change back?" asked Steven/Mirajane.

"Sorry I'm unable to see it." Answered Garnet.

"This is bad!" said Pearl/Nami.

"Just go to the bathroom." Said Nami/Pearl.

"No way!" yelled Pearl/Nami.

"She doesn't know how." Laughed Amethyst/Hinata.

Pearl/Nami began to blush.

"Wait… I have an idea." Said Hinata/Amethyst, "Why don't we use Rose's Room to replay the events where Levy managed to fix Gray and Lucy."

"But it messed up everyone else…" pointed Steven/Mirajane.

"It's the only idea we have." Said Mirajane/Steven.

That was when Steven's (as in his body's gem glowed) and the door opened.

"Wait you were able to open it that easily?" asked Steven/Mirajane.

"Oh sorry…" laughed Mirajane/Steven nervously.

Steven decided not to dwell on it that much and they decided who should go in.

It was quickly decided that Mirajane/Steven, Steven/Mirajane and Robin/Connie (who might be able to translate it) went into the room.

They looked at the Guildhall.

"Wait…" said Steven/Mirajane.

"This is how it looked before Gajeel desorbed it." Said Mirajane.

They went into the guildhall where the incident played out like a Pensive from Harry Potter.

When it got to the explanation that Levy gave (before they all noticed everything was still screwed up it was paused).

"Okay, I was able to write it down." Said Robin/Connie.

As they left Steven/Mirajane realized something.

"So is this the thing Levy wasn't able to fix?" asked Steven/Mirajane.

"Yeah…" sighed Mirajane/Steven.

They left the room, Pearl/Nami was still freaking out. She couldn't hold it for much longer and she was turning strange shades of orange.

"Maybe you should take her to the bathroom on the Forest Fairy…" said Mirajane/Steven.

"So you did manage to figure it out?" asked Connie/Robin.

"I was able to understand Levy's explanation, however considering the problems that happened later I think we should go into separate room while doing it. Naturally Lisanna and Mirajane should be the first to get fixed." Explained Robin/Connie.

"Oh come on!" yelled Amethyst/Hinata, "Why them! Steven's body stopped aging and all Lisanna's doing is making it rain. I can't control these eyes and what's going to with Pearl isn't funny anymore."

"If I move it will come out!" yelled Pearl/Nami.

"Actually it's probably because they're the only two who can use this kind of magic." Said Lapis/Lisanna.

"That's right." Said Robin/Connie.

"Oh right…" said Amethyst/Hinata.

Robin/Connie gave them the translation to Steven/Mirajane and Lapis/Lisanna.

"It's best if you are in another room…" said Robin/Connie.

"We'll go to the Forest Fairy." Said Mirajane/Steven.

"You two don't mind being switched last do you?" asked Lisanna/Lapis to Connie/Robin and Robin/Connie.

Connie/Robin was currently trying out different ways to use her body's powers.

"No… the only thing I'm, worried about are my parents finding out." Admitted Connie/Robin.

"I don't mind either." Said Robin/Connie.

"Um…" said Nami/Pearl, "I think we should also go the Forest Fairy…"

Garnet nodded knowing picked up Pearl/Nami to got to the Forest Fairy's bathroom.

"Don't worry… the ship has an automatized tub cleaning systems…" explained Nami/Pearl

"What?" asked Pearl/Nami.

The 7 of them were in the Forest Fairy. Lisanna/Lapis and Lapis Lisanna decided to use Lisanna's room for their switch back while Steven/Mirajane and Mirajane/Steven used the sitting room.

Steven/Mirajane read the piece of paper that that had the incantation on it…

However… There was no bright light at all.

"Did you read it right?" asked Mirajane/Steven.

"I did…" said Steven/ Mirajane.

Both of them began to freak out.

"I'm so sorry!" cried Mirajane/Steven.

"Are we going to be able to change back?" asked Steven/Mirajane.

"I don't know!" cried Mirajane/Steven.

And so that way didn't work… however they would find a way to fix it eventually… it will be fixed… but for now it's time to part ways…

"What!" yelled Steven/Mirajane, "You're going to end the chapter like that?"

Yep! This is where it ends!

Next Time: It's decided that while Mirajane and Nami work on their plans Hinata goes on a mission with some of the other gems. However when Maxixe's Team attack, Hinata has to wing it, can she reach one of her friends? And if so how? Find out next time!