A/N: Can anyone say 'Amazing'? Cus that is what you guys are! You make a girl stuck somewhere far up nowhere's ass so happy! I read your reviews and PM's on my phone because I don't have internet all the time and getting reviews just makes my day, I smile like a lunatic forever.
Anyways this chapter was very hard to write. I hope you get that :P
I was going to apologize for shortance (It's still a word.) but every time I do my friend Starkid McFly tells me my "short" is her "long" so I've decided to stop whining and listen to her. It's not short, its Ari-long!
Chapter 32
James Potter & Emmeline Vance & Mary Macdonald
Everything is foggy, I see nothing.
My hand reaches out for the glasses I keep on my nightstand but find nothing, instead there is horrible pain in my finger and I feel something sticky and wet.
"What the heck-"
"James?" Sirius's voice booms from somewhere above me.
"Fucking owh." I say, shaking my hand to get the sticky stuff off, I faintly see something red. "What the fuck is going on-"
"You're bleeding, " Sirius tells me, "Your glasses they're – What happened to your face?"
"What?" I managed up, my hand now reaching for my face.
"Wait let me, " Sirius sighed. "Reparo," and then he's stuffing something on my eyes and everything gets clear. "Thanks mate –WOAH!"
I look over at Sirius, his face is covered in ugly green boils "What happened to your face?"
Sirius' hands reach to his face. "No! Not my face!" he manages out in horror before he turns around and finds a mirror. "WHAT THE FUCK?"
I reach out for the mirror and look at my own reflection.
My own face also covered ugly boils, but instead of green they are some weird kind of brown. "What the fuck is going on?"
I finally get a good look around the room - everything is totally trashed.
"Are Moony and Wormy alright?" I manage up and Sirius walks over to Remus' bed, nudging him until he opens his eyes.
I see Sirius stifling a little giggle when we realize Remus' nose is twice as big as normally and he's missing an eyebrow.
"Whassup?" Remus manages out and looks at Sirius and me.
"We have no idea." I tell him and stand up my self and walk towards Peter. "Pete?"
Peter jumps up, the comforter falling of his whole body and I notice his pink hair.
Sirius stares at Peter. "What the fuck is going on?"
"We should go downstairs." I decide, we need to go and get some answers.
"We can't go downstairs like this!" Sirius says, pointing furiously at his boils.
"Yes we can," I roll my eyes as I reach for the door and then start walking down the stairs, but as I reach the last step I realize that the stairs have been closed
Big silver colored metal bars – like they have in prisons - have been placed to block the exit.
Sirius groans loudly next to me "I am killing who ever is responsible-"
"HELP! We're locked in!" several girly voices shout from the girls' staircase.
"We're locked too!" Remus yells back.
"What's goin'on?" Gideon and Fabian Prewett both ask at the same time as they walk down the stairs - followed by few other boys - towards us and see the bars.
"We have no ruddy idea." Sirius says and tries to shake the bars but nothing happens.
"Get us out!" a familiar voice I'm pretty sure belongs to Mary shouts from the girl wing.
"What the hell can we do?" I yell back. "We're all locked in!"
There are few rustling noises and few minutes pass by then suddenly there is a loud yell. "EXPULSO!" and that's followed by a loud crack and a noise and then some cheering.
Suddenly I see where a brunette comes running to us. "Back off," she orders and it's only then when I realize who it is. Lily Evans - but with brown hair.
"What the-" I try but get cut off by her when points her wand towards us.
"Expulso!"
The bars explode and turn into smoke in front of our eyes.
"Impressive." I tell her with a slight smirk.
She rolls her eyes back at me. "What happened to your faces?"
"What happened to your hair?" I ask back.
She shrugs, her hand reaching out for a stray of hair. "I've not idea! Mary's got no eyebrows and neither do several girls above and younger, Alice has boils and Marlene's clothes are all like five sizes too small. Every girl in Gryffindor seems to have something wrong."
I motion towards the group of boys behind me, few more students have arrived, they all seem to have their own issues from boils, big noses, shrunk ears, extra eyes to colorful hair.
"Should we find a teacher or something?" Asks Alice as she comes walking towards us, her face is covered in yellow boils and she's followed by Marlene who is wearing a skirt that could easily pass for a belt and a t-shirt that doesn't even go over her bellybutton.
She rolls her eyes at Sirius as he wiggles his eyebrows.
"Every outfit I try on turns out like this," she motions towards her clothes.
"Not everything about this is that bad then," some fifth year sniggers behind me and Sirius gives away a growl but I push him forwards and towards the Common Room but before I can go very far I suddenly I walk into something hard.
A blockage.
A wall.
An invisible wall.
"What now?" Sirius booms as we all knock on the invisible wall keeping us from the Common Room.
"This is fuck shit!" Fabian rages and kicks the wall, but as his foot makes contact with the wall it suddenly turns white and visible and there is a loud crumbling noise as a hole forms at the place he kicked.
A small smirk plays on Sirius' lips before he punches the wall with all his might and another hole crumbles down. "We kick it down."
Suddenly everyone is kicking the now white wall and slowly and slowly breaking it down.
Finally there is a loud noise as the white wall comes crumbling down and we all gasp.
The Common Room is completely trashed.
Couches are upside down and the walls have been splashed with green paint.
"Slytherin," Sirius growls out.
"GUYS!" an alarmed voice yells behind us, and Joan Clearwater, a beater in the Gryffindor team comes running towards us. "My broom, I can't find my broom!"
There is a short silence before Gideon Prewett our captain explodes. "EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE GRYFFINDOR TEAM BETTER GO CHECK ON THEIR BROOMS NOW!"
- Hunting For Happiness –
Emmeline Vance
Everything is in utter chaos.
Marlene and the rest of the Quidditch team have run back into their rooms to look for their brooms.
I stand next to Lily and Mary and look over the Common Room. I can't believe they did all this.
Lily is furiously pulling at her brown hair and Mary is sweating over the fact she has no eyebrows, poor Boiled-Alice went to help Marlene look for her broom.
And this is all my fault.
"Do you agree with Sirius?" Mary asks, breaking the silence. "About this being Slytherins I mean?"
Lily's the first to respond, "I don't know… I mean green walls? That is rather Slytherin. And beside they are the house that have the most trouble with us…"
Mary nods and opens her mouth to say something else but gets cut off when James comes running down the stairs holding his broom in his hands.
I stand as still as I can, trying to mask the fear that's going on inside me.
"It… It's broken," he says and the broom falls to the floor, in two pieces.
"Mine's missing the tail." Marlene says as she also comes running down the stairs, her face shows nothing but anger.
"Mine is gone." Sirius mutters out.
There is a long silence.
Fabian Prewett slowly walks towards one of the couches and suddenly his leg makes contact with it.
The couch slams into the wall and falls down.
There are few girlish screams when we notice that up from the cushions on the couch hundred of little ants and spiders come to view.
"What the heck is happening!" Marlene screams up as she walks slowly backwards away from the disgusting ants
"Take-ew-take-ew-TAKETHEMAWAY!" Mary booms as they crawl towards us. She screams again and jumps behind some random fourth year boy.
"This is it." Alice says, her eyes narrowing and she has her "prefect" face on. "Come on Remus, let's go find McGonagall."
My heart starts pounding again in my chest.
This has gotten way out of all bounds.
- Hunting For Happiness –
Mary Macdonald
I sigh as I let myself flop on my bed in the Common Room. Madame Pomfrey gave me my eyebrows back and fixed everyone up.
McGonagall talked to like everyone to try to get to understand what the fuck happened.
But honestly, no one seems to have any idea.
"Mare?" Marlene's voice greets me as she enters the empty room.
Her clothes are back to normal and she looks rather tired.
"Awh, I see your clothes have been fixed."
"Yup. And happy eyebrows for you? And why is that an "awh"?"
I grin a little with a teasing glint in my eyes. "I'm sure Sirius would've liked it better short."
"Why? We aren't even having sex with each other anymore."
My mouth falls open, my jaw probably landing somewhere on the floor. "WHAT?"
"Not since we started officially dating. Not since Adam and I broke up. The last person I shagged was Adam. My own boyfriend, who is Sirius Black himself wont have sex with me!"
"You've got to be kidding! I mean he's Sirius! Sirius! Maybe you did have sex, it was just so mind blowing you forgot!"
Marlene narrows her eyes a little. "I'd remember. I remember every single time I've slept with Sirius and mind you they are not few. But that has not happened in a long time. Last time we were closed to... he excused himself to go meet James, instead of shagging me he wanted to meet James! What the heck is that about?"
I shrug not really knowing what to say but it doesn't matter because Marlene continues without letting me comment "Maybe I'm not sexually attracting to him anymore. Maybe.. Maybe… he's shagging someone else-"
"Awh, common Lene! Of course he isn't shagging someone else! You guys are together now!"
"And? Would that stop Sirius? I don't know."
I sigh. "There isn't much trust between you guys is there?"
"Not when he wont shag me!"
I give away a little laugh. "In a need for some good stuff eh, are you Lenie?"
Her eyes narrow. "I'm not afraid to admit it. I'm horny as fuck. I just want him so badly just-"
"I don't want details dear."
Marlene scowls and crosses her arms. "Mare. I mean it. What if he's... what if he has… you know another girl on the side." she whispers the last words.
I sigh "You know Lene, I'm sure if you just walk up to him, and tell him that you want him to shag you. He'll gladly do it."
Marlene narrows her eyes again a little. "Maybe."
I sigh and pull her up from the bed and push her towards the doors. "Go and get your man to do you, dear." I say with a little grin as I push her out the door. "And please! Don't share any details!"
I get another scowl from Marlene before she disappears down the stairs leaving me to myself half amused half grossed out.
A/N: I'm both happy and unhappy about this. But I'm tired because I actually just came home from sitting in a car for five hours! So please guys, leave me a review or two?;P
B/N: I would just like to say that I am not looking forward to Chapter 34. At all.
My note to the Beta note: I am :D