Very loosely based around the spoilers for Blaine's new hair- no spoilers other than that. Oh, and like, mountains of smut. I'm out of control.
Warning for a blink-and-you'll-miss-it mention of handcuffing.
Thank you to the lovely Miranda for prompting this!
Sex Hair
When he gets home from the barber's, he has about half a second after he closes the door behind him before he's pushed back onto it.
Kurt is gripping his waist and his hair. "Blaine Anderson-Hummel."
He giggles, and blushes; Kurt knows how much he loves when he gets all possessive. "Yes, darling?"
"That picture was out of line."
Blaine bites his lip. "Don't like my new hair?"
Kurt groans and pushes his hips against Blaine's, so he can feel just how much he likes it. "You look fucking sinful, you have permanent sex hair, I'm going to cuff you to the bed and fuck you until you scream."
He moans and pulls Kurt forward to kiss him, rough and lustful. "Glad to know you like it."
"Shut up," Kurt murmurs and kisses him again, rubbing their hips together and feeling Blaine's dick harden through his jeans.
"Wanna ride you," Blaine gasps into the kiss. "Want- mmph- want- oh!" he yelps when Kurt slips a hand into his pants, grabbing his ass, his fingers digging into the warm flesh. "Oh god, just fuck me!"
"Yes," says Kurt, low and gritty. It makes Blaine shiver. "Yes, going to- ah, yes!" he whines when Blaine's fingers find their way to rub dryly at his hole. "Sinful, beautiful boy, all mine to have and fuck, and oh, oh oh coming!" he cries, Blaine's fingers pressing hard under his balls and rubbing. His knees go weak as he spills into his underwear, gasping next to Blaine's ear.
"You're so hot, K."
He bites Blaine's ear. "Lemme suck you off."
Blaine sighs, whispers, "yes."
Kurt sinks down to his knees, deftly unbuttoning Blaine's jeans and pulling his leaking cock out of his briefs. "Sinful," he murmurs again and closes his lips around the head, Blaine crying out when he begins jerking him off and bobbing his hand, fast and hot and deliciously good.
"Ahh, need to come, Kurt you're ohmygod so fucking good, K-uh-urt!" It's so fast that he's dizzy, fucking into Kurt's mouth and yelling and coming hard, and he thinks he's banged his head quite forcefully against the door but he doesn't care because it's just so good, white-hot pleasure running through him.
He gulps in a breath, and Kurt's already standing again, wrapping Blaine's legs around his waist and picking him up, kissing him once before he heads to the bedroom. "You have such beautiful sex hair, baby."
Blaine sucks a kiss onto his neck and moans. "God, I love you."
"Love you, too," he says, squeezing Blaine's thighs. "Hot stuff."
Blaine giggles, burying his nose under Kurt's ear, not letting go of his neck even after he's already laid down in bed.