Shipping Birdflash
"Robin! You and KF should totally get together and it'd be so cute and perfect and-" M'gann burst out, ranting about the adorableness of "Birdflash".
"Uhh... M'gann... What?"
"Every girl wants a gay best friend," explained Zatanna.
"M'gann... As... Honored as I would be to be your gay best friend... I'm not gay," said the ninja.
The green skinned Martian faltered.
"What? But..."
"Yeah, me and Rob are bros-strictly platonic, no homo and all that. Besides, he's too short." Wally ruffled his hair, smirking at the mini batglare he recieved.
"I may not be your best GAY friend, but I guess I can still be your best GUY friend," Robin compromised, setting M'gann's heart at ease.
"Funny how you're automatically assumed to be the bottom in a theoretical relationship between us," teased Wally.
"Hey, you know I would most definitely top."
The soulless ginger snorted.
"As if. You can't even beat me in sparring!"
Behind the sunglasses, Robin's eyes narrowed.
"Let's test that theory."
"And they wonder why she thinks they're gay..."drawled Artemis, watching them argue with Zatanna.
Smirking, they rolled their eyes, and, in unison said, "Boys."