Oscars!fic :D They're both actors, nominated for the same category!
(Also I don't know who won the real Oscars as of writing this, so sorry to said person but Klaine are better)
Winning or Losing
Despite Rachel's insistence that this is nothing to joke about if one will win and the other won't, they've been teasing each other for an entire month.
"I love you, honey, but we all know I'm the better actor."
"So when I win…"
"Oh, no, after I win we'll be out for the rest of the night celebrating!"
"Ready to lose to your better half?"
"This is what I've got so far for an acceptance speech..."
"We should sneak my dad in, he'll want to be there when I win."
"Cooper is going to be so proud!"
"I mean, you'd win if it was a Best Butt category, but Best Actor is mine!"
They have a lot of joyfully nervous sex that month, and end up deciding that no matter who ends up winning the title Best Actor ("Although it will obviously be me"), if the name Hummel-Anderson is written on that golden trophy, they're both winners.
Tonight they have been seated together- probably so they'll be able to calm each other. They're both very, very nervous, since it's the first time either of them is attending such a big event like the Oscars. They're holding hands, Blaine moving relentlessly in his seat and Kurt sitting too still in his, when the nominees are announced. When the hostess calls out, "Blaine Hummel-Anderson!", Kurt kisses his cheek, squeezing his hand, and a moment later when she reads "Kurt Hummel-Anderson!", Blaine rubs his arm proudly.
"And the winner is…"
Kurt smiles at Blaine, and he smiles back; they kiss quickly in the moment of utter silence, holding each other's hands tight, and then-
The crowd erupts, cheering, and one Hummel-Anderson whispers teasingly, "told you so, babe."