Inspired by me.
Always stretch before working out, kids.
Working Out
"I'm going to start working out!" exclaimed Kurt one day.
The very next day, his muscles were hurting so bad that Blaine had to give him a massage before he could get out of bed; he barely made it to the living room before flinging himself onto the couch and groaning.
"Can I say I told you so?" Blaine whispers, giggling, and Kurt pushes him away.
"Go get me a hot water bottle, you douche," he whines.
Blaine pats his ass and goes to the kitchen- Kurt's almost asleep by the time he's back, tired and aching.
"Flip over," orders Blaine, and he really tries to obey without moaning and grunting too much. Blaine just laughs at him a little, but puts the bottle to his hurting belly anyway. All the pain melts away almost instantly.
"Oh my god, thank you, you're the best-"
"Yeah, yeah," says Blaine, shutting him up with a kiss. "Next time, I'm training you so you don't hurt yourself."
"And so you can see me in my sexy workout clothes?"
"And so I can see you in your sexy workout clothes."