The Family Doctor
"But Harry, I don't want…"
"I said don't move, John! I have this ice for you."
"But it's cold. You're getting me all wet. Harry!"
"Quiet, John! You have a very high fever. It's very dangerous. THE PATIENT IS DELEERIS! WE NEED MORE ICE!"
"Ha—"
"Get more ice, John."
"But…"
"Now! You're my nurse."
"But I…"
"Go!"
"Here."
"Get some sticking plasters."
"Why?"
"For your wounds."
"But they hurt when you take them off."
"Don't you want to get better?"
"Why can't I be the doctor sometimes?"
"Because I'm bigger. Now be sick. Open your mouth for the thermometer."