Palkia's Weed Stall

by CinnamonDragon1

Arceus banishes Palkia to the Kalos region where he must get rid of his weed. But Palkia is always high, so he meets Thomas the Dank Engine and ends up owning a weed stall in Lumiose City. With the help of an underage Oddish, a retarded Ditto, a wild Jynx, a male Gardevoir and lotsa spaghetti, Palkia slowly sells (and buys back) his weed stash. Rated T to be safe.

2. Thomas da Dank Engine

Palkia, followed by a wheelbarrow filled with weed, fell into a tree. When Palkia sat up, he fell from the tree. And when he tried to sit up this time, the wheelbarrow fell on him. Palkia picked up a little weed leaf and smiled.
"Sweeeet. Now, how do I get rid of you, mah boi? I know! I will get out of this forest and find a fire type! Yeaaahhh." he wheeled the wheelbarrow out of the forest.

When Palkia finally got his fat ass out of the forest, he sat next to the wheelbarrow.
"Weed." He put his hand on the weed as he quickly scanned the area. "My weed."

[INSERT THOMAS DA DANK ENGINE THEME]

Thomas the Dank Engine chugged towards the weed and Palkia saw him.
"Who's that pokemon?" Palkia said like those kids on the anime.
"Bitch, I ain't no pokeman- I'm Thomas da Dank Engine!" Thomas exclaimed as he chugged closer to the weed.
"NO! MY WEED!" Palkia pushed the wheelbarrow away from the dank engine.
"U wot m8?"
"It's my weed! And Arceus told me to get rid of it!"
"Lol get rekt."
Palkia growled as Thomas chugged to the weed. "Can you leave my precious weed stash alone!?"
"Oh I see- you want to keep that weed!"
"Yeah. Hehe." Palkia laughed awkwardly as Thomas looked at him "Where am I? I know you're not a pokemon, but do you know what region this is?"
"Well basically yeah, this is da Kalos region. And there's this big ass city called Lumiose where all the french faggots live. And you can get money real quick bro."
"Why the fuck would I want money?"
Thomas chugged so close to Palkia that he was breathing smoke onto the legendary's face.
"Dis fuel is weed- I run on weed 'cause I'm da dank engine. But you need cash to get the stuff, so Imma make a deal: If you can sell your weed in Lumiose City, you can give me $1000 every day so I can buy me some weed. And you can keep the spare cash."
Palkia thought about this deal. At first, he thought the dank engine was scamming him. But then he remembered that he could use his legendary status to trick people and pokemon into buying his weed. And with the spare change, he could buy some more weed.
"Yo, Dank Engine!" Palkia said "Deal's on!"
"Mmkay. Let's go to da city of french faggots."

[INSERT THOMAS DA DANK ENGINE THEME AGAIN]