The Adventure of...

"I predicted that I would get lost if you didn't come with me, so it doesn't…"

"No you didn't! I said, if you're going to go without me you could at least take a map, and you reminded me that you're the only one who's driven…"

"Yes, well I did say I was lost without my blogger."

"But that was… fifteen years ago? I don't even keep a blog anymore."

"I said it. That's…"

"Would've called it 'The Driving Detective'…"