Captain Stall
"So… four times."
Sherlock rolled his eyes.
"Well?"
"You didn't…"
"I finally parked it for you, and I didn't stall four times."
"Well, I've never reverse parked before."
"You've never… didn't someone teach you?"
Sherlock coughed.
"What?"
"Hmm?"
"Sherlock!"
"James May."
"You had driving lessons from James May? How… is that why you hate Top Gear?"
Sherlock started texting.
"Sherlock… you didn't learn from Top Gear, did you?"
"If you insist on watching that rubbish when I'm in the room I can hardly help observing."
John snorted and opened the morning paper.
"Hang on! Sherlock, do you have a driving license?"