Post Coital
"This is, hands down, the weirdest post-coital thing you've done thus far," Blaine informs him.
"Well, but technically every moment of my life since we first had sex is post-coital," replies Kurt from where he's lying with his head nestled on Blaine's butt. "So I'm sure I've managed weirder."
"Shut up, smartass. I'm trying to enjoy a peaceful afterglow."
"As am I, darling, as am I."
"Ow! Biting my ass is not-"
Kurt licks over the teeth marks, and them nuzzles just where Blaine's ass turns into a thigh.
"I'll fart on your face."
Kurt chuckles. "Just return to your post-coital activities, babe. I'll be with you shortly."