If the whole world agrees
I'm killing all the trees
It must be true
They call me arrogant
Tell me I'm ignorant
'Why can't you be more like your twin?'
Oh, Canada
China demands his dues
One trillion—or two?
What is my debt?
I prepare well for war
Screw thinking "less is more"
I give 'em what they're asking for
Ready, face the threat
My people are obese
I have corrupt police
They don't stop there
An endless list of flaws
Plus ineffective laws
I want to put the world on pause
They think I don't care