Santana's Fault
Kurtttt
Yes, darling?
Didf you kno that were gettinh married?
I must've missed the memo. Why would I think to marry a drunk like you?
Bercause yoi looooooove me
You got me there.
And it's Sabtana faultr that im drunk
Tell her to get you into a cab home
Don't worry, gay prince. I'm sending him your way. If he pukes in the cab you have to pay extra to the driver
Thank you, San.
Kuuurt shje took my phoner
Please don't puke in the cab, darling. I'm waiting at home with a comfy toilet to puke into.
Love yoi
I love you too.