A/N: Hey guys, I am posting chapter 3 that my new beta reader, The Writer Of The FanFiction, have fixed it up to make it better so hope you like it because I think I could did better by add more to this chapter but I do better on the next one. Thank for those who are reading my story as well reviews,favorites, and follows. Japanese or other words and their meaning will be inside the parentheses in italic beside the different languages. If anyone want to see how Kagome' outfit look like than try to imagine it, I will post on my profile for you to see but I do it later. The comment from my beta : ***Author-Chan does not own the song lyrics used! Don't report Author-Chan! The lyrics used are from no game no life - This game! ~ Beta-Chan! Thanks you!
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Chapter 3: His Maid,Omnipotent
What a wonderful day at The Phantomhive household. Its peaceful that nothing could possibly go wrong.
"Nooooooooooooooo!"
I spoke too soon...
"Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!" Grell was screaming his heart out as he was somehow sent on a quick path on top of the tea cart, right before it bursts into dining room doors. Which caused Finny, Bard, Mey-Rin, Kagome, and Tanaka's attention to turn at Grell. Meanwhile Sebastian was helping Ciel by putting up his seat while he sat in it.
Before Grell could spill any hot tea on Finny. Kagome quickly stepped in front of Finny, which causes Finny to fall back. Kagome quickly grabbed him around his waist with one hand while she put her foot in front of the cart to stop it enough for Grell to still hold on to the cart while teapots, teacups, and plates flew off the cart. Kagome quickly used her other hands reflexs and catches the materials on to the tray without dropping it.
Finny look at Kagome in shock as well as everyone was except Grell, who was busy panicking. Finny thanked Kagome as she let him go before replying back, "You are welcome." She then kissed Finny 's cheek before pulling back and smiling at him, which causeds Finny to blush but return a smile. You could hear a low growl as Kagome set the tray on the table nicely without dropping it.
Everyone silently thanked Kagome for being able stop the mess that Grell was about to cause. Ciel just sighed as he layed his finger around his nose. Bard sneaking whisper to Ciel in annoy," Master, why did you agree to take in such a useless idjit?"
"You're one to talk, Bard." Ciel replied the same way annoyed and with a faceplam before he sighed again." It didn't seem like such a bad idea…"
*Mini- Flashback *
In the background, you can see chibi Grells with face expression of sadness and happiness.
"Oh, Ciel darling, I have a problem. Grell is hopelessly incompetent." Madame Red just sigh as she put one hand on her hand." Could you do me a tiny favor and have Sebastian and Kagome train him to be a decent servant?" As she put her hand together as to beg Ciel to help her before get closer with a wink and a smirk on her face.
"Can't refuse your favorite aunt, can you?" Before blowing out a kiss with a wink.
*Mini- Flashback Ended*
"I thought Sebastian would be the only one inconvenienced. I never expected that I would be affected by it as well…" Ciel places his fingers on his forehead and sighs again. As soon as he got done with his statement, Tanaka just exclaims," Ho ho ho."
Grell's incompetence just cause him to get a anger and annoy glared from the other servants. Which causes him to shrink before start thinking of attempts to commit suicide by pointing a knife's edge at his throat.
Which causes Bard, Finny, and Mey-Rin look at him in shock. While Kagome was thinking in her mind " How in the world death die by death" as she sweatdrop.
Then Bard got out of his shock and yelled," Whoa, calm down a second!" He has one of his hand in front of him.
Before Mey-Rin holds one finger on her glasses and questions calmly but worryingly," Um, should we take the knife away?"
Kagome was about to take the knife away from awkward suicide grim reaper but Sebastian stops him by putting a hand on his shoulder. Kagome start thinking with smile," Maybe Sebby can talk some sense into him."
"There is no need for that. Just think of the horrible mess you would make; it takes hours to clean up all of the blood."
But at soon she heard Sebastian's statement, secretly faceplam by Sebastian 'nice' way of saying don't attempt suicide. Kagome know the other servants didn't think the statement nice too. Kagome walk over to Sebastian before slap him on his shoulder for that comment. Then she turn to Grell, who have that weird happy puppy dog expression, with a smile on her smile.
"What my dear Sebby tried to say is suicide doesn't end the chances of life getting worse, it eliminates the possibility of it ever getting any place your hand over your heart, can you feel it? That is called purpose. You're alive for a reason so don't ever give up." Kagome nodded her head to Sebastian and he nodded back .Sebastian interrupts their "talk" when he said to Grell.
"Now what I'd like to know is how you could ever think it was acceptable to serve the master such weak tea." Then Sebastian start demonstrates how to make tea correctly for Grell watches in admiration with a blush on his face. As for Bard, Mey-Rin, and Finny taking notes and Tanaka sipping on his tea while Sebastian is demonstrated. Kagome just stand on the side of Ciel, showing Sebastian show off his talent.
After Sebastian got done showing everyone how to make tea. Sebastian stand on the opposite side of Ciel.
"Master, Kagome are you ready? It is almost time. I have the carriage waiting for you both in the front drive now."
"Fine" Ciel replied back after he got done drinking his tea.
"Sorry, bocchan and Sebby but I need to help Finny-kun with the garden to make gardening don't die in vain. Don't worry, I will catch up with the both of you later." Kagome bow with a smile before looking at a blushing Finny. Ciel nodded his head gently before replied back.
"Okay, Kagome."
Sebastian then orders the other servants," As for the rest of you, I want this place absolutely spotless, understand?"
Then Sebastian turn to Grell and says," Grell, perhaps you should just sit there and relax so you don't cause any more trouble." Sebastian turns around, but then remembers something, he turns his head to Grell with a closed eye smile, and said," Oh, and if you do decide to seek your eternal rest, please see to it outside, would you? And try not make too big a mess." Kagome shook her head at Sebastian, Sebastian sure know how to say stuff 'nicely'.
Grell who was still on the floor says," What generosity... What great kindness…" While having he hand together with a smile.
In a London town
In busy street, a newspaper boy yells," Get your paper here! All the latest news! Prostitute mysteriously murdered!" while giving newspapers to the people in the street as other people walking around doing their own little things.
Ciel walk into the door of the cane maker shop, which causes the owner to look at looks up to see Ciel and Sebastian by his desk.
" Mm? Oh hello, boy. Did your father send you for something?" The owner smile at Ciel.
" Actually, he's here on his own business." Sebastian takes a paper out of his pocket before gives the paper to the owner." We need to pick this up."
The owner looks at the paper." Oh, you're here for that walking stick."
The owner then opens a compartment with his walking stick before replied," I was wondering who'd have a use for one as short as this."
As he said that, Ciel narrows his eyes at the older man for making that comment. The owner then behold the cane to Sebastian and Ciel and gave it to Sebastian. The owner then says," Naturally, I didn't think a chil-"
Before he could finish his statement, the door open reveals to be a woman with wet hair in front of her face. She walks up to the counter beside Ciel.
"Sorry I am late Bocchan." The woman flip her hair back beautiful before squeeze the water out of her hair with angelic smile . The woman reveal to be Kagome.
" I have a little 'incident' with Finny and Bard before get here, as you can see by my wet hair."
Sebastian, Ciel, and the owner was left breathless by Kagome's beauty before quickly snap out their mesmerized. Ciel look at Kagome while trying to hide his blush.
"That's okay, Kagome. We're about to leave anyway." Kagome nodded her head before replied.
"Yes, Bocchan. Can you and Sebastian wait for me outside, I want to ask the owner a question." Ciel and Sebastian nodded their head as okay before walking out of the store. Kagome look at the owner with a glared that scares him to death.
"I was always taught to respect my elders, to be a better listener than a talker. But I was taught the greatest deception men suffer is from their opinions.I wonder do you remember that lesson? If not keep that in mind before insults someone you don't know." Kagome start walking toward the door before looks back at the owner over her shoulder. The owner look down see the money on the counter.
" Thank you for your patience and have a good day , keep the change good sir." Kagome walk out the store and to meet up with Ciel and Sebastian as they made their way back to the manor.
Meanwhile at the Phantomhive Manor , Grell and the servants were discussing the fire and deaths of the previous head of the Phantomhive household. Grell accidentally cut all of the trees and bushes into the shape of skulls. After Grell realized his mistakes, He runs up a ladder to a bush, that is in a shape of a skull, and ties a rope around his neck, ready to kill himself before says," I can't go on any longer!" Bard, Mey-Rin, and Finny run towards the bush that Grell is in trying to stop Grell while thinking," Ok, why is a rope already hung?" Grell still try to kill himself before someone pulled on the ladder that Grell was standing on and Grell started to suffocate. All the servants yelled either," No!" or " Grell!"
Ciel, Kagome, and Sebastian return to the manor, where they find it made over with items like diamonds, hearts, and rabbits which it is cute. They also find Grell hanging from a rope, in another attempt to commit suicide, and Kagome cuts him down before catching him in her arm as she sit him on the ground gently.
Suddenly a girl ran past Kagome to get towards Ciel, glomping him before saying," Ciel! Ciel, you're back! I missed you so much!"
"Elizabeth! What a surprise!" As he grunts at her weight by glomping let go of Ciel for moment.
"Aw, how many times do I have to tell you? Call me "Lizzie!" She start to hugging and cuddling with Ciel .
" Oh, you really are just the cutest thing ever, aren't you darling boy! I could just eat you! Ah!" Ciel couldn't help but blush in embarrassed as his secret crush watch him and could only think, "Poor Ciel, he got it bad."
Sebastian startle Elizabeth while he was behind her by saying," Lady Elizabeth."
"Oh, hello, Sebastian. How are you?"
" Wait! Where is he?" Elizabeth look surprised as she try to find Grell.
" Over here!" Elizabeth looked at the direction of the voice and the the man she dressed up and a cute looking maid who was almost beside Sebastian. Elizabeth turn to Ciel to ask a question.
" Who is the cute looking maid?" Elizabeth smile at Kagome excitedly. Before Ciel could introduce, Sebastian responded for him.
" Well, she's our new maid, Kagome." Sebastian smile as he introduced Kagome to Elizabeth. Kagome smile before say, " Nice to meet you." Kagome got distracted for a moment before hearing Elizabeth said,"From now on only the cutest things belong in the Phantomhive manor!Don't you agree, Antoinette?"
Kagome try her best to not laugh at her grandfather's misfortune of wearing a blond ringlet curl pigtails wig. While Finny, Bard, and Mey-Rin look at him in terror by his turn to looks at Sebastian.
"I have a present for you." Elizabeth quickly put a pink bonnet on Sebastian's head! Everyone except Tanaka, Grell, and Ciel was bust out laughing but Kagome was try to hold it in while laughing uncontrollably inside of her mind as her face turning red with a single tear ran down her face. This is just too funny, especially Sebastian expression too. The struggle is really real by these two misfortune and the other servants.
" Ah?"
" Here. You're always dressed in black. I thought this would be a nice change! What do you think, hm?" Meanwhile Sebastian gave the servants a quick deadly glared that promise death. The servants quickly straight up as Sebastian glared at them. A second later, you can see three body of the servant laying down on the floor on top each other with a sword and blood on them.
" I am deeply honored that you went to so much trouble for a humble servant. Your generosity overwhelms me." Sebastian smile while bowing a little to Elizabeth.
" Happy to help!" Elizabeth give Sebastian a big smile for his comments.
Ciel decided to ask," In any event, Lizzie, what are you doing here? Auntie didn't let you come alone."
" I sneaked away because I wanted to see you, silly!" Elizabeth ran up to Ciel before holding his start hugging and cuddling Ciel again while giggling.
" You sneaked away?! Don't you think you'll get into trouble?"
Kagome just look at her Bocchan and Elizabeth as they talk. Kagome was able to hear Sebastian and Grell's conservation about Elizabeth being the daughter of the Marquess of Scotney, her full christian name is Lady Elizabeth Ethel Cordelia Midford of Scotney and that she's Ciel's fiancee!
Which shock Bard, Mey-Rin, Finny, and Kagome ( who not showing her emotion of been shock). Then, Kagome hear Sebastian next word that make Kagome felt a little pang of sadness and jealous in her Nobles marry other nobles, that is how it works. Kagome know it is incestuous relationships to sexual or marriage your family members or close ,one of the most widespread of all cultural taboos. The reason they called it taboo because it cause impact on inbreeding that may have on children of incestuous sex. For example, an increased risk of congenital disorders, death, and disability due at least in part to genetic diseases caused by the inbreeding of incestuous. Kagome did read about many European monarchs were related due to political marriages, sometimes resulting in distant cousins (and even first cousins) to being married. If she was back in her time, it would be prohibit marriages between first cousins, and another seven permit them only under special circumstances. The bad things they do back then is what we trying prevent in the future.
Kagome's thoughts were cut off, when Elizabeth said," I'm going to dress Kagome up in something super cute!"
Elizabeth quickly dragged Kagome into her bedroom and made her change into a blue dress with Hello Kitty face on front with red bow on her right ear, red underskirt, and white puff sleeves with red heels. Kagome decided throw away the fake cat ears and fake cat tail, she going to made sure that no one knows her ears and tail are real. She concentrated some of her powers to pop up two cute furry midnight blue cat ears on her head and a long, fluffy cat tail from her put a red bow on her right ear just like hello kitty. (A/N: I did some research that hello kitty did came out in 1976,and born in the suburbs of London, England on November 1. So we going to pretend that hello kitty did exists doing this time.)
When Kagome got done, she looked in the mirror only to see she looked adorable! When she got out of the bathroom, Elizabeth instantly squealed in delight, she then said," Oh Kagome! You look so adorable!" Elizabeth got so excited that she did Kagome's hair into a long, curly locks with side swept she got done with Kagome, she quickly pull Kagome downstairs, where everyone else was still in the same room being bored, trying to die, being clumsy, or drinking tea.
Elizabeth open the door excitedly,"Guys, I done dress up Kagome! Now look at the new, but more cuter Kagome!"
Kagome did a cat pose as she came in which causes everyone to boys (except Tanaka) had nosebleeds or were blushing and the girls squeal at how cute she was while the boys thinking how sexy she looks in that outfit.
After Kagome got done get praise with attention. Elizabeth then says she would like them to have a dance party, and runs off with Grell to prepare.
Meanwhile in Ciel's office, Sebastian was questions Ciel about him refusal to dance is because he cannot dance. Ciel attempts to dismiss him, but Sebastian points out how important it is for a man of his social standing to be able to then goes into tutor mode and teaches him how to dance. Ciel got so embarrassed that Sebastian try to teach him but luckily Kagome came in the room to see what going and volunteer to be Ciel's partner, knowing that Ciel is embarrassed because he is dancing with a male. Ciel gladly accept while Sebastian secret glared at Ciel but continue on help Ciel with his dancing.
Everything turn out be good in the end. There was funny moment, when Kagome was thinking dirty thoughts as Sebastian and Ciel was dance and one of them was yaoi which causes Kagome to nosebleed but quickly clean up her nose. Then sad moment, when Ciel says he don't know how to pretend having fun not anymore or quickly hug Ciel from behind and offer that she will sing to make Ciel comfortable. Ciel thank Kagome and Sebastian but at least he knows how to dance.
A minute later, Elizabeth dressed all of the servants in other, even more feminine outfits for the dance. When Ciel enters the room, Elizabeth notices he is not wearing the ring she picked for him, and steals his ring. Ciel start demands it back before Elizabeth could break it , Kagome quickly able to catch the ring and luckily she didn't hurt herself. Everyone check on Kagome to make sure she's okay and Kagome told everyone that she's fine before turning to her bocchan. Kagome smile at Ciel as she give him his ring back before whisper to him,"Go get her Bocchan." Ciel turn his head little to see Sebastian then informs Elizabeth about the ring before Elizabeth start crying. Ciel nodded his head at Kagome and give him a quick kiss on the cheek. Ciel walk up to Elizabeth with a small blush on his face. Ciel cheer up Elizabeth while dries her tears.
Sebastian begins playing violin and Grell start vocalize like an opera, surprising all of the how in the world you can mess up stuff but you can sing like a god. Sebastian and Grell was provide music for Elizabeth and Ciel to dance . Bard thought did was the perfect time to get more closer to Kagome by ask to dance with him.
"Kagome, you don't mind having this dance with me? I mean you don't have to but if you want to...you and me can dance." Bard start rambled as he got nervous. Kagome could help but laugh at his request.
"Yes Bard, I would love to dance." Kagome smile at him before pull him by a one hand to the dance floor. Bard quickly celebrate by pump his free arm in the air as he whisper,"yes." He and Kagome start dance elegantly with each other. It took every male except Tanaka to not blood kill Bard but they have to hide it.
After a few more minutes of dancing, Elizabeth yelled excitedly," Hey all of you! It's time for Kagome to sing a song from Japan~!
Soon as Kagome heard that, Kagome widened her eyes before running like hell, but she got caught by Sebastian.
"Damn you, Sebby." Kagome whisper angrily while think about pull the beads of subjugation on Sebastian. Kagome could only smile secretly at that plan. While Sebastian was smirking the whole way of walking back to the "ballroom". Sebastian drop Kagome to the floor in front of Elizabeth and the rest of the dressed up people.
"Okay, I need a piano to play the song but I don't see one so I guess there ain't goin-" Kagome was soon cut off by surprise as Sebastian was seated by the piano that mysterious appears in front of them.
"I 'guess' you can play now Ka-go-me." Sebastian smirk at Kagome. In Kagome mind, she was use profanity toward Sebastian, oh he definitely going to get the beads of subjugation.
Kagome walk up to the piano and sit down before checking to see the piano okay. Before she begins playing and singing, she turn to Ciel and the audiences.
"This song I am about to play remind of someone and I hope you like it." Kagome quickly look at Ciel when she say the song remind her of someone. Kagome start playing the beginning of the song beautifully and melodies on the piano. The melancholy melody sung out like a lone wolf crying out to the moon. The audiences could felt the sadness of the music seep into their body as they was amazing by Kagome's slender fingers dancing on the keys. Soon as Kagome start singing, everyone was thinking that her voice is an angel singing from above.
mawari tsuzukeru haguruma ni wa narisagaranai
heikin enjiru tanjou kara hajimatta jigoku
asobi hanbun de kami ga michibiita banjou no sekai
no no no game no life
nurui heion o bassari kirisutete
eikou e no kaidan ni sonzai kizamunda
me ni utsuru no wa kanzen shouri no unmei
nanimo kamo keisan doori
kaete yaru somaranai kuuhaku de
We are maverick kyuusai nante iranai
donna rifujin osooutomo
kateba ii dake no hanashi darou
kakehiki to sainou ga muhai izanau
umare naoshita inochi de tanoshimusa
jibun dake wa jibun shinjiteru
kokori ni hisomu yami yori tsuyoi aite wa inai
kujikenu kagiri soko ni haiboku wa ari enai
uwabe no kosei de anshin to hikikai ni puraido korosu na
no no no sense no life
yaban na zatsuon kippari ketobashite
dare yori junsuina koe agerunda
tatakau koto wa kitto machigai janai
tegotae ga oshiete kureta
subete ushinatte mo kachinokore
We are maverick joushiki nante iranai
mae e narae mukau saki ni
matteru no wa taikutsu darou
iinari ja tsumaranai idonde yaru
umare naoshita inochi mo koma ni shite
jibun dake no michi o saigo made
mayowanai erabereshi mono
makkana unubore demo
hokorashiku ikinuku tame no houhou o
hitotsu shika shiranai kara
We are maverick kyuusai nante iranai
donna rifujin osooutomo
kateba ii dake no hanashi darou
kakehiki to sainou ga muhai izanau
umare naoshita inochi de tanoshimusa
kono sekai te ni shite waraunda
We are maverick saikyou no maverick gamers
kuuhaku naraba nanimono ni mo nareru
jibun dake wa jibun shinjiteru
Every clapped loudly and Kagome blushed. She smiled and bowed. Sebastian looked at her and smirks, he thought,' What an interesting girl indeed and soon you will be mine."
That night, Grell leaves, thanking Sebastian and Kagome for the training. In Ciel room, Ciel was spooked by how many times the ring has seen death, Ciel asks Sebastian and Kagome to stay until he falls asleep, but Sebastian have to decline much as he didn't want to because he have to do something important.
Kagome start stroke and comb Ciel's hair with her nails.
"Well, if you're going to stroke my hair you might as well sleep in bed with me..." Ciel start to blush the same time order Kagome. Ciel couldn't help to feel comfortable and peace as Kagome show her affection to him.
"Are you sure you want me to bocchan? I mean by this 'situation' we're in." Kagome couldn't help to blush very red as she speaks about their situation right now. Ciel couldn't help to feel pride by smirks at Kagome's blush and spoke in a smoky voice ," You're not denying a Master's order, are you, Kagome?"
Kagome shook her head stubbornly before said," What! No way bocchan, I would never den-" She was soon cut off when Ciel pulled her inside of the bed and making her lay with him in a half-spoon pose. Kagome blush at this pose she in.
"Bocchan." Kagome to see that Ciel was already sleep. Kagome couldn't help to giggle and smiled at the same kiss Ciel's cheek before quietly said," Good night, my dark prince." Kagome slowly falls to the beckoning call of Morpheus.
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