Lacunae

John was closing his June 25th copy of the Daily Mail when he first realized what he had not seen since it happened.

A thousand articles answered the same question: Why did he do it?

"Brook and Holmes — Lovers!"

"Partners in Crime!"

"Siblings separated at birth!"

"Long time rivals in a little-known Yorkshire theatre troupe!"

(John had almost laughed at that).

John Watson was never mentioned. Not even as his blogger. They probably assumed the blog was a lie.

John was no longer the subject of gossip. He no longer had a tabloid nickname.

He never thought he'd miss it.