Title is dedicated to the cutie that is Troye Sivan, who just released his first single from TRXYE, Happy Little Pill!
Because dark chocolate M&Ms are my happy little pills. Kurt and Blaine agree.
Happy Little Pill
Oh, salvation!
Kurt feels like he's in a dream when he reaches out to grab the last pack of dark chocolate M&Ms- he's been looking for it for ten minutes and there it is, the last bag in the entire store and probably the entire country-
And there's another hand grabbing it. Why is someone trying to take his M&Ms? Can't they see this is a crisis?
He grips the bag tighter and gives an aggravated look to the stranger holding onto his M&Ms.
Said stranger looks so much like a kicked puppy that Kurt nearly drops the bag after noticing his appearance. Black hair in a mess of curls, sweatshirt over a wrinkled button-down and crooked bowtie, tight pants (oh, very tight), expensive wristwatch- something about it all makes Kurt's heart take a leap.
"Um, excuse me, but I think I grabbed it first," says Kurt; he can barely hear himself when he's so concentrated on the dim gold of the stranger's eyes, framed with just a touch of dark circles.
The stranger lets go of the bag so quickly that Kurt, unprepared, almost allows it to fall to the floor.
"Oh, sorry," Stranger says with that same expression of a miserable puppy. "It's okay, I can take the milk chocolate one."
"You can have it!" yelps Kurt before his brain can catch up and stop the words from coming out. "I-I mean you look like you need it more than I do. Not that- not that you look bad or anything, um."
Stranger's eyes light up and it's like watching the sun rise. "Thank you so much!"
Kurt hands him the bag, and a second before Stranger turns away- "W…wait!"
Stranger looks at him with a puzzled expression. Oh god. He shouldn't have done it, but he would have never forgiven himself if he hadn't. "Since- since you got the candy, can I maybe, um, can I get your number?"
Please be gay please be gay please be gay…
Blush rises on Stranger's cheeks, barely seen over his tan. He bites his lip and nods. "Okay."