Long distance!Klaine, hooray!
Afternoon Skype Dates
"Blaine Anderson," says Kurt in lieu of hello as soon as the Skype call connects. "Take off your pants."
"Uh- did we schedule that kind of Skype date today? Because if we did, I'm sorry, it totally skipped my mind-"
Kurt sighs. "We didn't. I'm sorry, that was rude. I just had a really bad day."
Blaine chuckles. "And you need my genitals to comfort you?"
Kurt rolls his eyes, but says, "yes, please. My day started with Ms. July's class, so you know it was meant to be a great day. And then I come home, sweaty and tired-"
"Mmm," Blaine smiles at him, and he shakes his head.
"And apparently Santana and Dani thought no one was coming home, because they were right there on the couch! Completely naked, on my couch!"
"Kurt, baby, we've had sex on your dad's couch, completely naked. I think that's worse."
Kurt groans. "But he wasn't there! He didn't have to see all those boobs and hear those noises, Blaine, there were noises! Awful noises!"
Blaine presses his lips together, holding back giggles, and nods.
"And then. Rachel arrived, just barely after Santana and Dani finally left. She sprang her ankle. And you know who she sent to the store when she found out she was out of pads? Me! And okay, that on its own is not so bad, whatever, you go, you find the specific ones that look exactly like in the picture she sent you, you pay and you leave. But today, there just had to be that jackass to ask me if I'm on my period. And then the cashier told me how nice it was of me to buy 'lady stuff' for my girlfriend. Girlfriend! Ugh. I can't even be nice to my roommate anymore," he finishes with a huff. "So now, will you please take your pants off so I can look at your penis and remember what it's like to feel like a man?"
"Well," says Blaine, grinning widely. "Since you asked so nicely…"