In today's audition of Writing About People Freezing When I'm Dying of Heat, Kurt and Blaine doing the ASL ice bucket challenge! Prompt by , and oh man. I've seen this prompt coming.
However, I didn't want to post this without mentioning what ALS actually is. ALS, or Lou Gehrig's disease, is aneurodegenerative disease(which means it hurts neurons and kills them). It is characterized by musclespasticity (rigid muscles and/or muscle spasms), rapidly progressive weakness, difficulty in speaking, swallowing, and breathing. ALS is the most common of the fivemotor neuron diseases. The ALS ice bucket challenge was created so that more people donate to research about it and to raise awareness. You can donate at .
And now, back to our regularly programmed fic.
Cold As Ice
Kurt is still shivering when he turns off the camera, and grabs two towels, one to wipe his face and the other to throw at Blaine, who's still standing in the bathtub, lips bluing slightly. He rubs his face into the warm towel and groans; Blaine chuckles.
"Shut up, I'm cold!" he says, dabbing his hair, trying to soak the freezing water.
"I can see that," Blaine says with a suspiciously joyful tone.
"What-" Kurt looks up at him, and finds him absently rubbing the towel on his chest with his eyes glued to Kurt's lower body. Kurt fights the urge to cover himself, and puts a hand on his hip instead. "Keep laughing at it and you won't be getting anywhere near it for a very long while."
Blaine bites his lip and nods, but doesn't look away.
"Stop staring, oh my god," Kurt says, blushing, as he dries himself. "Doing this naked was such a bad idea."
"Why, you don't like seeing me naked?" Blaine says with a shimmy of his hips. His penis moves from side to side, just a little bit, and Kurt bursts out laughing.
"Hey, why are you laughing at me?"
Kurt is wheezing and tearing up, laughing so hard that no sound comes out and he's doubled over with it. "Your… junk… oh my god, Blaine!"
Blaine crosses his arms over his chest. "Is my genitalia funny to you, Kurt Hummel? I am thoroughly insulted."
It takes Kurt a moment to be able to put a hand on Blaine's shoulder, and through uncontrollable giggles, say, "Hurt not others with that which pains yourself, babe."
Blaine shakes his head and steps out of the tub. "Sadly, we're not Buddhists, Kurt." He narrows his eyes at his chuckling fiancé. "Get dressed already, you nudist. Oh, let's do the challenge naked! Yeah, yeah."