So this is inspired by Tyler Oakley and Darren Criss' collab. Do I really have to say more?
Also, my awesome friend Miranda basically told me what to write in this fic, god bless her.
Kerfuffle
Blaine looks up from his newspaper and smiles at Kurt, who walks- stumbles- into the kitchen with an impressive bedhead and a mumble of g'morning.
"Good morning, babe," he says softly, as if trying not to wake Kurt up.
Kurt doesn't so much sit as land on the chair with a huff, and reaches for the coffee Blaine is handing him blindly.
Blaine waits until Kurt's left with about half a mug of coffee and his eyes are a lot less glazed before he attempts to start a conversation.
"How did you sleep?" he asks, finding Kurt's ankle under the table and rubbing it with the arch of his foot.
"Mmph. Rain woke me up." Kurt murmurs into his mug. His eyes are framed with red porcelain and a mess of hair, and Blaine chuckles. "Wha'?"
"You look so adorable when your hair is such a kerfuffle."
"Ker-what?" asks Kurt, brows furrowing, lips still plastered to the mug.
"Your hair is a kerfuffle," Blaine repeats, lifting a hand to stroke through it.
"That's so not a word," says Kurt, shaking his head and taking another long gulp of coffee.
"Of course it is! It means 'mess'."
Kurt puts down his coffee. "Bet a blowjob it isn't."
Blaine chuckles. "Aw, babe, you're so romantic about wanting to be intimate with me."
Kurt lifts an eyebrow.
"Bet you a blowjob it is a word," Blaine says calmly and pulls out his phone from his pocket, resting it on top of the paper and unlocking it. He clicks the dictionary app and types in kerfuffle.
Kurt amusedly finishes his coffee while the app takes its time.
"Ah-ha!" calls Blaine, and pushes the phone towards Kurt. "Kerfuffle: noun, a fuss; commotion; disorder; agitation."
"You can't exactly use it to describe my hair, though."
Blaine throws his hands up. "It's a word! I have won a blowjob fair and square."
"Fine, fine, you kerfuffle," says Kurt, putting down the phone and standing up. He plants a kiss on Blaine's grin before going to put away his mug. "Just let me actually eat first."