Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings, only Megan and Nina
A.N: Sorry, sorry. I know, it has been so long, but the amount of work I have to do is pretty much flooding me. I've sort of written myself into a corner and I need more Megan. "" is someone speaking, '' is someone thinking and italics is someone speaking in another language. Also, please go to the poll and answer the question.
Haircuts and Ents
I woke the next morning by rolling off my bed and smashing my face into the ground.
"Son of bitch!"
I rubbed my face and then leapt onto my face to have a look at my face.
'Yeah! Excellent, not a Sue anymore.'
I started dancing around my room, shaking my arse and waving my arms around. It was a good thing no one else was in the room otherwise I would have died from embarrassment. I stopped and got dressed pulling on my boots, trousers and shirt. I glared at my hair as it was getting long.
'I seriously need to talk to someone about it. Maybe Éowyn will help me out.'
There was a knock on the door and I opened it. Haldir and Caelon were peering around the corner of the door looking at me in an anxious manner.
"How are you feeling?" asked Caelon.
"Chipper."
Both Haldir and Caelon stared at me like I was insane.
"Better."
"Ah."
I chuckled at them as understanding flashed across their faces.
"Do you want to explain what happened last night?" asked Haldir eagerly.
"Um…no."
"What?!" said the two elves.
"You wouldn't believe me."
"Yes we would!"
"No. End of discussion."
"NINA!" the pair exploded.
I howled with laughter, dodged the two very angry elves and disappeared around the corner before being grabbed by Megan.
"What the fuck?"
"Silence you prude."
"Better than being a whore with no brain."
'Oh good, getting right into the arguing, no questions asked. Just what I like.'
Megan scowled at me.
"What do you want?"
'Bitch.'
"Stay away from Haldir."
"Why?"
"He's mine."
"Listen bitch, you don't own him. You don't own people period! Grow up you whine little cow!"
"How dare you-"
"How dare I? I'm not the one forcing people to fall in love with against their own free will. I'm not the one trying to get with multiple guys, some who are centuries older than you. I only offer friendship if they want it and that alone is more powerful than your bullshit."
"You were meant to be one of us!"
"Well I'm not. I'm better than that."
And with that I left looking for Éowyn. I hoped that she could help me with my stupid hair.
"Éowyn! Just the person I need."
Éowyn frowned at me, looking slightly concerned.
"Don't worry, I just need you to cut my hair for me."
"Excuse me?"
"Please Éowyn. The long hair is hideous on me and it's driving me nuts!"
"Sorry?"
"Oh, driving me insane."
"Ah, now I understand. That part anyway."
"Please."
Éowyn frowned again but nodded and led me to her what I assume her room and pulled out a pair of shears.
"How short?"
"Shoulders if not shorter."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Very well."
I sat straight up and she began to hack away at my hair until it reached my shoulders. She then tidied up the ends with some smaller scissors and a brush. I stared in the mirror and grinned. It was pretty short, just under chin, but it looked pretty good considering Éowyn only had a pair of fabric scissors and some shears.
"Thank you so much Éowyn."
"It's fine."
"How do I look?"
"Um…"
"Don't answer that."
Éowyn pulled a face but didn't answer.
"Right, time for breakfast." I darted out and Éowyn hurried out after laughing.
"Nina! What did you do to your hair?" gasped Haldir.
Caelon nearly dropped his fork in surprise, but Gimlí grinned.
"You look good lass."
"Oh, thank you Gimlí."
It was a good sign that he was over the fact that I had kissed yesterday. Éowyn and I sat down next to Gimlí and we began to eat. We were half through talking about what was going to happen after this when Aragorn, Megan and Legolas entered and hurried over to us.
"We're going to leave in an hour." Aragorn informed me.
"What! Why?" I blurted out.
"Because we need to leave for Isengard to meet the hobbits."
"We're going to see an Ent!" I squeaked. Yeah, I squeaked. Nice.
"Possibly." Murmured Gandalf, who suddenly appeared.
'How the hell does that man do that?'
"Right, I'll finish my breakfast off and then we'll go." I cheered and then shoveled in food like I was in an eating contest. Megan wrinkled her nose at the sight of me and then turned to try and talk to Éowyn.
'I wonder what she's doing. Why is she so interested in Éowyn?'
I mentally shrugged and finished my breakfast before racing off to my room, grabbing my bag and then springing down the stairs and nearly running into Haldir.
"Why are you so excited?"
"Because we're going to see Ents!"
Haldir pulled a face and then ignored me. It was too early in the morning to deal with my craziness aside from straight up ignoring it. We would also be seeing Pippin and Merry again soon. I jumped onto one of the horse that was waiting for us and we all left, me bobbing up and down with excitement.
'I'm going to see Tree beard! Tom would be so jealous. Mwahaha'
We finally arrived at Isengard to see Merry and Pippin who were clearly high on weed. It was pretty amusing to see them swaying slightly and grinning like morons.
"'allo you two." I called out.
"Nina!" yelled Merry, waving merrily. Pun not intended.
Pippin smiled at me as well and waved. I moved forward to speak to them when I saw…Treebeard!
"Hello little one." Rumbled Treebeard.
"Hi." I mumbled shyly, causing Haldir's and Caelon's heads to whip round and stare at me. It was weird for me to be this so shy, but Treebeard was just awesome.
"Treebeard! This is our friend Nina, the one we were telling you about." Called Merry.
"How nice to meet the hobbits' friend at last."
Treebeard's voice was low, slightly raspy and seemed to rumble around in his trunk. I smiled up at him before we all turned our attention to Saurman. Since this was based on the movie, he was rather brutally stabbed by Gríma and then fell into the dirty waters. Megan naturally shrieked and fainted, forcing Legolas to run over to her and catch her. She looked furious at this as she had been standing next to Haldir at that moment.
'Sucks to be you bitch.'
I rolled my eyes and looked at her scornfully, noting Haldir's amused expression. We turned our attention to Gandalf who had taken the Palantíri from Pippin. We were now to return to Rohan. I grimaced causing Haldir and Caelon to snigger and we clambered onto the horses, well I did, everyone else climbed gracefully onto the horses. I yawned and waved vigorously at Treebeard before we took off.
A.N: I'm not too pleased with this chapter but I've been so busy and I decided that something was better than nothing. Please, please reply.
