Sparkleprettystar was wondering… how was she gonna do this? How would it happen? Suddenly DeadCarcass was eating ice cream because Jayfeather was blind
She thot about Tigerstar…. Wait who was her deputy? She had to call a clan meting!
She jumper on the highlegt amd yelled joyly" All cats old enuf to cat their one prey hionm here for a clan announcement!"
The cats lissened obiedeitly to their leader because she was rainbow amassing.
Just then Jesis floated down riding a floating homocycle with god!\
"OK HJESIS IS MYT ! DEPUTY! She choesyn jesus because of his floating homocycle and tricyckes raimbows amase3Q! P$U ()U_$)_l;.
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Sparkleprettystar was so happy joy! She was gonna save the whore world! "OMG! OMG OMG OMG!" She said as tears of pure blue rainbows shone in her sparkly magical purple eyes.
She had to tell Tigerstar!
"Tigerstar" She said to her mat.
"Yeah."
"Im gonna save the world like my destiny told me."
"WOW Sparkleprettystar ur so amazing and jesus I know you can do it!"
"I luv you!"!()%() "!"
"I luv u 5!"
Just then Brambleclaw was there.
"I have a confessin" He said slowly sadely wow what was it!?
"Okay… I lyk Jayfeather."
"why?"
"Because jayfestehr is blind and I luv him.."
"wow okay"
"Yeah so.. idk what to do"
"YOLO." Sparkleprettystar say " but Firestar lykes him too…"
"well yolo"
"k."
"Hey Squirrelflight" Brambleclaw said
"Hey."
"Your gay."
"omg….why would you be so meen!" She was shoked that he was actuallty lyk that!
"Because Jayfeather is blind and I luv him!" He cried
"Well okay I'll tell him." Sparkleprettystar said and talked to Jayfeather
"Ok so Brambleclaw likes u but that would be cheeting on squirrelflight!"
"its not cheeting if shes dead." Jayfeather pointed out
Wow she had a idea!
"Hey Brambleclaw how bout u kill Squirrelflight."
He didn't completely seem to lyk that. "idk.."
"Ok ill make sure she dyes."
"Omgosh thanks ur so kind!" Brambkeclaw sobbed in joy. Wow she was amazing. She would do all that just so he could be with the cat he loved :') omg.
"Loyalty is what matters, and that exists now, not in the past. Loyalty has to be proved every day, in every piece of fresh-kill brought back for the Clan, every claw mark on our enemies, every patrol, every training session." Firestar said.
Wow. The angels descended and sang through the sky as gold light surrounded him and he had angel wings wow!
Wow he locked sooo courage amazeing.
OMG! What if she luved Fyrestar again?! NOnononoNONO no!that wasn't rite!
Besides it was her destiny to b with Tigerstar! Or was it?…omgosh Fiyrestar was really really amazing tho! and was incest really that bad? She didn't know what to do so she killed him and ate his soul. OMG! blood was everywhere! wow OMG!he was just lying there all dead! OMG! she had cut his head off and ate it! Wow.
It was sorta funny though and Brambleclaw laughed sorta but he tried not to
But then Jayfeather started laughing too and so was Lionblaze and soon everyone was laughing
OMGOSH I KILLED MY DAD! She was shocked… but it was sorta funny… lol it actually was really funny.. the way he died haha he wasn't expecting that lol
"Hey Prettysparklestar. I have to tell you something…" Whitestorm said. "Your parents are jewish…."
OMH noooooo! NO NONONOnononono NO!
"I don't wanna live!" Sparklestar sobbed and decided to kill her mom omg she wanted to klill Firestar again and again and again!
"JAYFEATHER!"
"What the hellz?!" He was confused she was being so cray cray!
"YOU'RE A JEW!" She sckreamed
"OMG!"
She knew what she hade to do…. She killed Jayfeather and shot him soooo many times then she found Sandstorm and was gonna kill her but she realized that maybe she had to do this a better way. If everyone knew she killed sandstorm they would be mad. No one cared about Firestar cuz he was a fag and no one cared about Jayfeather either because he was useless and blind so it was okay.
"Hey Sandstorm wanna go for a walk to the lake?"
"Ok sure." She said and followed Sparkleprettystar to the lake, When they got there she started ta;lomg tp hjer.
Before Sandstorm could speak Sparkleprettystar pushed her into the lake and drowned her.
"Hahaha" Sparkleprettystar laffed it was like a joke! She was starting to feel really happy about killing! It was fun!
Then she remembered…. She was jew too… she cried soo much this was tarrible how cuop;d sje live with herself! She had to do this… it was for the best.
She jumped in the lake and the water was soo cold and sharp omg! She was starting to drown and it hurted to breath! She had to die tho! She cried as she died she didn't wanna die really :'(
Suddenly Tigerstar saved her!
"Sparkleprettystar! OMG" he cried "why whould you suiside?"
"I need to die cuz… " she was cryomg too m,icj top ta;ln
"No ur not a jew! Whitestorm was joking!"
"WTF! OMG! I just killed my mom and Jayfeather cuz I thought it was for reals.."
"OMG im mad at Whitestorm now! That wasn't rite!"
"Yeah that's not!"
"Sparkleprettystar I love you soo much! I love you so much I would kill the whole clan for you.
"Awwwwe omg"
'In fact I'm gonna go kill Whitestorm rite now!"
Tigerstar ran back to camp and Sparkleprettystar chased after him. When he got there he attacked Whitestorm but just before he died Sparkleprettystar had second thoughts.
"OMG TIGERSTAR DON'T KILL HIM WE KILLED TOO MUCH!"
"oh Sparkleprettystar you can never kill too much." Tigerstar said sweetly with pure love in his fiery hell eternal death eyes. "But im sorry sometimes I just wanna kill everyone…" He said sadly
"I have to save the world" She said heroically "I have to die to save the world…" she was sad now
"Sparkleprettystar I love you sooo much you cant die! He cried crying now too. "I will be with you forever I promise."
"I love you 1000001240897589023790287629034672049687209ever!"
"wow omg…" She was crying in joy!
"You mean the whore world to me your everything to me"
"awwww" she luved him sooo much!
"Sparkleprettystar, will you come back with me to the dark forest and rule the whore world with me? We can be together in love for eternity and have and do anything we want… even Firestar"
LOL he doesn't know I already did Firestar! Haha she laffed but then got cerious again.
"Ok Ill think about it… " She didn't know what to decside! Didn't she needed to save the whore clans? But she really wanted to be with Tigerstar forever rite now! She remembered the prophecy… she was destined to die to save the clans…but she didn't really care…omg she didn't know! She started to cry a bit but tried not to
OMG what would she dicisde?Q?Q?Q?!