-1:36 pm, inside the prison camp-
Yamako Ichi, naked, trapped inside a cell below the ground. Naruto must get to her as soon as possible, the cold would take her life at anytime.
He got no choice but to speed up this rescue, knowing the result could be pretty sore.
'She is being held at the 2nd basement floor...Gotta find some clothes for her first.' Thought Naruto, hating the fact that he had to walk casually along with the patrolling guards.
One uniform wasn't hard to acquire but they'd get suspicious if he ran around carrying an extra set of clothes. He decided to mark a prison guard his target.
-1:36 pm, inside the prison camp, 1st basement floor-
"Hold it!" A voice suddenly called out.
Naruto calmly continued to walk, he couldn't get jumpy at moments like this.
"I'm talking to you, patrol!" This time it was an angry shout. "Come back here!"
He faked a sigh, turning around to face the guard. "What?" Mumbling slowly, he noticed that this guard carried a double-barreled pistol instead of a rifle.
"Where do you think you are going?"
"No talking on the sentry post, please." He copied the speech from the guy earlier.
"You! Do you know where this is, you lowly peasant shit?" The guard swung his arm at Naruto, holding his hood. "Only shinobi above Chunin can enter here, now fuck off!"
...
Naruto was speechless, he didn't know how to react for a moment.
'Really? No doubting for a moment? They didn't teach them anything about how a superior should act?.' Naruto could only sigh harder at the givaway information.
In split seconds, Naruto caught the arm offered to him and pulled his opponent towards him. He then twisted the guard's momentum and turned his back around, giving Naruto enough time to put a dart into the Jonin's neck as a final touch.
"I'll deal with you later." Said Naruto as he dragged the body away. "Thanks for the welcome though, I'll be more careful."
As long as the dart remained on the body, the host would be out cold for over 24 hours. Naruto stuffed the Jonin inside a trash pit after swapping the rifle with the pistol.
Now he was offically an Iwa Jonin...in the middle of this undisciplined base, a huge advantage for him.
Well, saved for that crazy blonde chick. Just like she said, this place was like a playground for children. Cute hooded clothes, no Ninjutsu allowed, no headbands, sentries carrying awkwardly flashy weapons and Jonin being short-fused...Actually, leave the innocent children out of this...There were sex and nudity everywhere.
Had he overestimated them too much? Whatever, he still hoped that woman were in there busy pleasing herself instead of paying attention to the monitor, he got no time to break all the security systems.
-1:39 pm, inside the prison camp, 2nd basement floor-
Rats, rats everywhere...
Combining them with the deadly smell of human wastes, you got yourself into a shithole. Thankfully it was Winter, if there had been maggots living in here, you would have never survived against the disgusting place called prison.
"Urrrrhhhh..."
"Ahh..hh, it hurts..."
No speeches could slow down the shadow flying through the place.
Naruto ran as fast as he could to Yamako Ichi's cell. Numbers of unconscious bodies, dead rats and broken camera laid behind his way. He didn't care about anything else, he only needed to get to the kunoichi. In this chilly weather, naked human couldn't live for long.
'There she is!' Thought Naruto, throwing himself towards the cell. Not bothering to pick the lock, he kicked the door opened.
Laying before him was one of his shinobi. The girl's skin was pale white as a sheet of paper, no movements from her could be seen until he went to check her pulse.
"Fuck!" He cursed, checking her body next for injuries.
Even after being tortured for days, Yamako still maintained her muscle and her lean figure. Kimura trained her well, she must have been prepared for the capture.
"..." It seemed like she only had minor injuries, he'd give her some treatments later.
Wrapping the clothes around her, Naruto put a small pill into her mouth. He could only hope what Hakuno had said before the mission was right.
Holding her tightly onto himself, Naruto got out of the cell. He needed to find some place warm for her. For now, he could only share some of his chakra as well as his heat into her.
...
Right at the moment he step out of the cell, a dreadful laugh could be heard nearby.
"Kekekekekekeke! A spy, a fool and a reward!" A laugh that highly resembled the insect's crawling sound. "Welcome to the playground of mr. Cater."
The entrance of the prison suddenly was covered in webs of yellow goop.
Detected.
Naruto had expected this outcome, those bastards nearly left her to death. And the suckest thing was he couldn't use a clone to keep an eye on her.
One arm holding her, Naruto drew the pistol and aimed it at the direction that voice came from.
-1:42 pm, inside the prison camp, 2nd basement floor-
A yellow circle suddenly appeared out of thin air above Naruto then it slowly formed into a glowing ring. Like a portal, a figure jumped out of the ring.
It was a...super thin blond man wearing a yellow jumpsuit that shaped like a banana.
"What the...?"
With a beyblade's spinning style, he created a massive cyclone around him, forcing Naruto to keep his stance with difficulties.
"Impressive! Normally my fabulous performance would have blown you away, a picky guest...or a fatty fat?" The yellow man said, twitching himself. "Mr. Cater, a yellow banana waiting to serve his audience, pleased to meet you." The guy really did want to make a flashy entrance.
Bang! Bang!
Two shots from the pistol were delivered directly to his heart. Naruto aimed high at him, smoke risen from the gun.
"...Keeekekeeeke...Interesting." Cater spoke with two holes on his chest. "But nah...I can do that better."
To Naruto's shock, the walking banana then drilled his hand right into his chest and pulled his bloody heart out!
"Ahh...The life is still lingering in this, how adorable!" Excitement filled in his tone, Cater rip the heart out from his body system. "Are you surprised? I trained this.." He point at his unmoving heart. "..I trained it to do this, you know?"
Naruto could feel the insanity radiating from that creepy man, he didn't really want to fight with...whatever the fuck this abomination was supposed to be.
"No? Well, how about this?" Blurted Cater, signing for his attack.
The yellow entertainer pulled out several rings from the portal and threw them at Naruto. "1! 2! 3! 4!-"
Projectile attack was not the main concern for Naruto, he could easily figure out their paterns. The only thing was that those rings explode right next to him if he managed to dodge one, pushing his body as well as Ichi's around in chaos.
"Spin! Spin! Spin! Grasshopper!"
Bang!
"Wow! My hand becomes a red fountain!" Yelled Cater, stopping the attack. "Oh, hello-" Using the momentium from the blast, Naruto lunged forward and chop his head off.
For a thin man, he sure got a lot of blood to spray from his neck. "Ahhhhhh...hhhhhhhhhhh"
Wait...He could still talk? What was happening to his body? There was a yellow goop being forced out from his skin.
"Gaaaahhhhhah...ahahhahh..." It was that goop talking, not the man.
Naruto aimed at that goop and shot the second bullet.
Bang!
The bullet got stuck inside that jelly, slowly melting away like thin air. Naruto took several steps back, eyes never left the strange being before him.
Then, the goop started gathering at Cater's belly and flied out of his body...No, not a body, but a squeezed bloody mess that used to be a human being with bone and visible muscle sticking out. About the head, it was not fit with the body at all.
Naruto felt completely disgusted with what he was seeing, he had seen some crazy shit in his life but this was beyond imagine. Where was he? In some kind of a horror movie?
He found himself being dumbstruck with the scene before him, the yellow goop began to bounce around the room, from the floor to the ceiling. It stopped at one of the bodies he had put to sleep before.
"Keeeeeeekekekekekekeke!"
A yellow circle began to appear...
'It possessed the guards!' Naruto finally understood everything, Cater was only the host of that monstrocity. That explained all the gruesome stuffs he had seen.
That goop was like a zombifying virus, if he managed to kill it, he'd win this battle.
Seconds later, another unrealisticly thin yellow banana jumpsuit man jumped down from the portal.
"Enjoy the show? I told you I could do it better." It spoke with a smiley symbol for a face. "Shall we continue?...err, where are you?"
'Another man was squeezed to death...' Thought Naruto as he observed the shape of that bug from behind his cover. 'Iwa...You're messed up, you are fucking messed up.'
"Come out, come out wherever you are..." It teased, jumping around like a little kid. "I don't want to be left alone in this."
It had to be done, he had to try Ninjutsu against this thing.
Naruto turned off the speaker on the transmitter and pulled out his ear plugs, the special kind that Tsuki had prepared for him.
"Come on, mommy's waiting for us."
Naruto couldn't hear anything anymore, his vision would have to do all the work.
As quick as his legs could carry him, Naruto lunged behind the creature with a large chakra energy field in his hand.
"Uggg!" Even with the plugs, the waves remained inside his head still got him with a serious headache.
"Uh?"
The technique still managed to be made and Naruto impaled it into the head of that jelly, causing a large burst of blood and organ flying into everywhere.
...
Useless. His move had failed.
He couldn't make a proper jutsu if he had to carry a girl and have a headache at the same time.
Naruto could have just blasted off a wall and ran away but then again...They were underground, the damage could have buried them deep in this snow field.
That yellow liquid still escaped after the Rasengan, it bounced away and took a new body immediately after.
"Damn...Damn it, technology shouldn't have invented that wave..." Holding his head, Naruto tried to stay steady after the explosion. His brain was close to have a break down after doing the Ninjutsu, he had to adapt in this environment first.
"Wow, that was a beautiful light! Let me show you my own trick!" Still in that teasing tone, it was driving him mad.
Instantly, a giant purple flame appeared started to revolve around it, lightened up a wide area.
"TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER!" It shouted with many voices mixing each others up.
Naruto, in his confusion, saw a single red line point in his forehead.
"BOOM! Headshot!" A colorful rainbow shot out of that flame faster than a lazer charge. "You can't grasp the power of my love!"
Cater released the flame to see a bloody goreness scattering around the blast hole.
" ha ha ha ha!Kekekekekekkeke!" The banana monster barfed out yellow liquid as it laughed repeatively, exposing its neck to his attack.
With another head rolling down, banana monster started the routine again. Conviniently, there was a body laying right where its host got chopped down.
"It's useless, no-hand-seal shinobi." Said the banana. "I eat chakra for brunch! Hahahahahahah! You have proven yourself to be my most delicious meal! WHERE ARE YOU?"
Cater wasn't a zombifying virus, it was absorbing the host's life force.
'Wait...If it got chakra into its system, it should have been messed up by the binaural wave after unleasing those techniques.' Thought Naruto. 'Every wave passed here almost constantly with those actived transmitters.'
He noticed the liquid that flying out of its mouth after it threw those flashy explosion at him, remembering seconds of agony shown on its face before laughing at the guard's corpse, his replacement.
"Come out! Come out! Nothing can't hide from Cater!"
Crawling under its vision's field, Naruto headed for that slippy puddle. Common sense told him that it was the key to victory.
The liquid gave out a somewhat pleasant smell to him and yet again, it was a legit vomit waste. Giving it a light touch with the gun, Naruto heaved out a sigh.
"Come the fuck out!"
It wasn't acid-like, what a great news! He didn't know what to do with it but he could begin now. 'Chakra waste, if I'm not wrong...' He thought, years of smuggling illegal shit had some use after all.
"Here you are, now fuck me!...Wait, that came out wrong!"
So lucky that he was laying on the floor, being able to sense the movement of that banana.
-1:50 pm, outside the prison camp-
Lines of shinobi had blocked all the exits, each one was armed to the teeth. Standing right in front of the main door was no one other than the big breasts lady who had the hot for Naruto. Such a shame, everyone seemed to stay out of her reach yet secretly observed her hot body.
"Mezu-chan...What are you doing?" A voice of another woman called out for her. It looked like there were two kunoichi who got the same order. "You are blocking the main entrance."
The exotic blonde chick did a wink at her, pumping her lips. "La~la~la, you looks kawaii girl~ Give me a kiss."
The other girl put a hand onto her hair, forcefully pulling out the portable MP3 player from her ears.
"Ouch!"
"Playing with Oto-kun stuff again...We are supposed to be searching for the intruder, Mezu! Why are y-" She yelled, pointing at her.
"Do you have to be always so rough, Kikumi-chan? Never pass the chance to relax, my girl." Said Mezu, the woman who gave the eyes of monsters to men.
"But he is in here right now, Cater is going to kill him if we don't stop that banana clown! Boss needs the intel." The purple haired kunoichi replied harshly, her brows shaking everytime she moved her jaw. She was cold, mostly the cold from the drop of temperature.
The weather now had gone back to its shitty behaviour, treating everyone with balls of snow resting on their heads...Yamako Ichi's body would have been iced if Naruto hadn't reached her within 20 minutes.
"A woman gotta let men fight, girl." Mezu casually spoke, chuckling. " My man is not going to be happy if I stick my nose into it and besides..." She opened the MP3 player's screen. " Oh my...The banana is having a hard time, it seems."
"Huh?" Blurted Kikumi, taking a look at the screen. "...What the heck are you watching?"
On the screen, there was a single blue line that appeared to be flickering from time to time.
"Cater's monitor is connected to all electrical stuffs, Oto raised that slime after all."
-1:50 pm, inside the prison camp, 2nd basement floor-
Slippery yellow jumpsuit was running out of yellowness to survive, it had became the one being hunted by Naruto.
"Damn...you! I...just...wanna...play!" The insect's accent was still going strong. "Ack...kkkk...kkk!" But the tone had gone desperate.
Chakra injection technique...Modified to chakra waste version was the jutsu he needed to give to this monster. Had he been paying attention to its mouth after everytime it used a flashy attack, he wouldn't have lost so much time.
Cater absorbed the chakra into his belly, used a small amount of it and then the stomach would force it to puke it out, preventing the effect of binaural wave. By simply injecting on one part that didn't belong to its system restoration, the chakra waste began to cooperate with the wave and Naruto gave it the feeling those whales from the sea had felt.
'A fantastic creature, Orochimaru is gonna love having one.' Naruto thought as he watched the banana fiend crumbled. 'Now to deal with its blockage.'
The goop on the entrance was easier to break than he had expected. Chakra waste got a handful capability.
'Yamoko Ichi's body was getting warmer, guess that little fight packed some heat.' He smiled, fixing the collar of her coat. 'Let's hope I can still extract that Jonin and get out of here.'
-1:53 pm, inside the prison camp-
Naruto knew he could no longer keep his disguise on anymore, coming from the lack of guards on duty and Yamako Ichi. He put away ear plugs and pulled the transmitter out.
'They're waiting for me outside...' Thought Naruto, hovering the transmitter he got from the guard near the bridge.
"This is patrol, unit seven speaking. Do you copy?"
"Commander outpost, CO here."
"The intruder is attacking the first gate! Requesting back up."
"Understood! All units remain in position, sending reinforcement."
-1:53 pm, outside the prison camp-
"The line has disappeared, Oto-kun messed up." Mezu gave a delightful comment about the blank screen on her portable player. "I guess it's time we find out."
"Do you mean...?"
"Yes, honey. The banana got served, our sweetie is a smart intruder...Both in infiltration and woman's heart." Hungrily licking her lip, she spoke. "Perfect for a perfect woman like me."
"Mezu..." Kikumi sighed. "Can't we go look for him now?" She didn't seem to care much about the death of her boyfriend's pet.
"Madam!"
Both gorgeous women turned to the voice, looking at the Jonin who just called them.
"Our patrols reported to be attacked by the intruder at the first gate, he is escaping the base!"
"What?...What are you waiting for? Let's go!" The violet kunoichi shouted in fright, running towards the exit. "Boss is gonna have our skins if we don't do something!"
"Yes, madam!" He replied then followed her shortly after. "All units come to the connecting bridge!"
...
Mezu stood still, alone with a few of her kunoichi's squads. With a slight shrug, she went towards the building.
"Yoshiki-sama! Where are you going?" One of the Jonin asked, stopping her in her track.
"Don't worry, girls." She turned around, giving them a cute wink. "Just want to check on our lovely banana...and some prisoners."
They nodded, scattering around the area and blocking all the exits. When Mezu got the urge, they'd do their best to cover her little secret. Although, some young girls had started to blush, their hoods down just made them look more beautiful.
"You go and turn off all the camera in the prison, Konochan."
"Uhh...Okay."
Very professional...As if they were okay with it.
"~ Adorable ~...Let's see if I can find you down there, seven unit..."
-1:55 pm, inside the prison camp-
Peeking with the binoculars from the upper floor, Naruto felt like facepalming himself.
'At least the number is small, I can sneak out if I'm lucky.' Speaking in his mind, Naruto felt the kunoichi's temperature. '...Stable, she is safe for now.'
Within the given time, he had to get out of here and open an escaping route, bringing that Jonin back to his base.
Just as he was about to go, he caught sounds of musical note flying into his ears.
'A piano sound?'
Piano, then string instruments...Creating a harmony stream of relaxing music, almost arousing for a blonde woman with skin-tighted outfit who was slowly heading towards him.
"No use trying to hide, big boy...I'm in love with your lovely scent."
Naruto could feel his blood coming right on his face when he heard that voice, the most dangerous part of his lower body rose up.
'How many freaks could you contain, Iwa?'
Cold blooded Naruto wasn't too sure about this situation. One side, his manhood was eating him up while on the other side, he had to keep his image as the rightful leader...Not to mention the time limit he had set up.
Yamako Ichi had no doubt gone through the torture both in physical and psychological, he didn't want to replay that scene to her.
"Good song? It's a special edition for Icha Icha Paradise VHS series, surely a man like you would know."
He really didn't want to know, one particular furry lover in his base was enough for him to know about human sexuality.
"Who are you? What are you doing here?" He asked, gun aiming at her.
"Oh! You got yourself a prize already, such a dirty boy." Mezu gasped, staring at the sleeping kunoichi on his back. "But can she really compete with me?"
"Freeze!"
"You men and your guns...You're all the same." Chuckling, she slowly reached for the zipper on her collar. "We're all freezing here, will you warm me?
Stay as far as possible from this woman, that was his best strategy.
The shuriken flied pass her left ear, clearing a patch of her hair.
"I said freeze!" He gave a warning, eyes shot straight at her eyes' level. Naruto didn't want to kill her...for some reason.
She laughed...hard. Then proceed to strip herself without any concern about the pistol in his hand while seductively looking at him.
"Can you bring yourself to shoot me, patrol?" Said Mezu, only with her white underwears now. "Your eyes are beautiful, deep blue of the ocean like me. And your voice when you are horny, it makes me so wet down there..."
Her voice was like draining his chakra away with the tone and the way she was swinging her body. He felt sick, sad and weakened as he lost his grip of the gun.
"How...did you manage to stay awake after that?"
"Oh...Our first encounter has left you quite an impression on me, huh? You'll know while..." She smirked, touching her lips. "...We have some fun together."
With a sweat, he lowered the pistol like a drunk man. His eyes now only focused in her purdy lips.
"You like what you see, huh? Want to feel them?" Mezu smiled, winking at him while coming nearer.
Naruto tried to hold his gun to keep his sanity, his eyes still remained on her body while slowly backing away.
"Come on, I don't bite." Whispering sexily, she put her arms behind her like a shy girl. Now Naruto found himself staring at those breasts without blinking.
He was losing the battle against her...and himself. Guilty pleasure wasn't his problem, he could feel his energy being drained away. He knew that he had to shut her up but couldn't find the strength to do so.
...Maybe he could just...relax a little, he hadn't gotten one for quite a while. Such a shame that he didn't receive any training to resist seductation.
Just as Naruto was about to drop the gun and turn into a sexual psychopath for that fine woman, some shit happened.
"Uhh..." The Division's kunoichi suddenly groaned in her sleep, leaving a warm breath behind his neck. Her pointy hair started to poke his ears as she moved a little.
Bang!
No hestitation, he had to save himself. The bullet found its way into Mezu's forehead and took her life before she could even gasp.
With a loud thump, the half naked blonde woman fell to the floor, lifeless blue eyes wide opened.
"...Thanks, Yamako."
Letting out a cold air, Naruto took one last look at the beautiful corpse laying before him.
"Sorry, I can't allowed myself to make a woman or anyone suffer." He said, sitting down and closing her eyes. "Good bye, hotness."
He had to get out of here quickly, someone outside must have heard the gun shot.
-1:59 pm, inside the prison camp-
"Over here!" A kunoichi in uniform shouted. "She is here!"
After a while, several white coat wearing female guards gathered at the place where their beloved commander died.
"Some little bitch shot her! She must be hiding in here somewhere!" A girl who had an anger and commander issues said a little bit too loud. "Let's go!"
"Umm...Girls, I think we should wake her up first." Someone else suggested quietly.
"Aww ~ That's so cute of you, Konochan ~ give me a hug, will you?"
Such a sweet, womanly and gentle voice...Mezu had risen from the death, the bullet appearently still stucked inside her head.
"Ahhhhhhh!"
Not giving the girl a chance to respond, the exotic woman squeezed the kunoichi while laughing like a maniac.
"It's not a woman who got me so excited, girls! I couldn't even imagine he would do that, let me tell you..." She suddenly stopped in mid-sentence, sounding really tired. "...Actually, fetch a man for me first, okay?"
-2:00 pm, outside the prison camp-
Taking a bite from the energy bar, Naruto tried to recover his strength after that skirmish.
He wasted more bullets to create some distractions but it was worth it, he had managed to escape the prison with his kunoichi.
"Here, Ichi. You should drink these instead of eating right away." Naruto offered the beastly black haired girl who now had awaken.
"...Sorry for bothering you, boss." Replying slowly, she tried to grab the nutrition container.
"It's nothing to be concerned about." He said. "You should be proud of yourself, keeping our location safe from their interrogation. You are a good kunoichi."
"...Senji-kun, I let him die, boss." After days refusing to show her tears in the prison, now in front of her leader, she could finally let them free. "They spared me, because I'm a girl."
"..."
"Boss..."
"Save them for later, okay?"
"Yes...I understand..." The sobbing was difficult to stop, but she'd manage.
"Good, drink up. The juice is made by Hakuno-san, it'll make you feel better."
They needed all the strength they could get, if they wanted to carry an extra person out of here. Naruto wondered if the cockroaches had tried using that Jonin's head as a bedroom.