Author's note

Okay, I know I said that it would take a few days to update, but I decided that I will now update whenever I've finished a chapter. And if there is anyone out there wondering about couples and children in my story, there is a chart *of sorts* on my profile explaining some of the relationships in the Guild in my story.

Enjoy!

As always Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima

Chapter 7

Flying Pervert

"What the hell, Laxus!" Lucy yelled and started to move, but as she moved Laxus seemed to get ever redder, if that was even possible. Why is he blushing..there's nothing for him to be embarrassed about...is there? She felt a light breeze and looked down, and realized she was still wearing nothing but the pink, lace panties. Laxus had seen everything.

Lucy quickly covered her chest with her hands. "P-pervert!" Lucy shrieked, got up and ran towards him. "Lucy Kick!" Laxus went flying back, through the railing, and landed on the floor below with a crash. She walked over to inspect the damage and saw he had landed on a table with Erza, Cana, Gray, and Juvia around him. "Pervert!" Lucy yelled down at him again, and a few guild members saw her up by the broken railing. Gray looked up, saw her, and grinned.

"Hey! Glad to see that you're doing better, Lucy. I can see why you kicked him, but don't you think you should cover up?"

Lucy gave a small eep and ran back to the infirmary, slamming the door behind her. Cana looked down at Laxus and grinned.

"So... Why are you a pervert now?"

Laxus growled at her and sat up on the table. "Levy tole me to bring her a tray of food, but when I got to the infirmary she was pretty much naked." Laxus tried to forget what he had just seen but it was too hard to. Lucy, sitting there with nothing on but a tiny pair of hot pink lace panties, the light shining off of her every curve. The four of them stared at him, trying to keep straight faces as they saw him turn slightly pink.

"But why did Lucy kick you, Juvia wonders?" Juvia asked him. "Did Laxus point out that Lucy was naked?"

"Ahh... No... I just..."

"Stood there?" Gray offered.

"Yeah." Damn, Blondie can kick pretty hard. Laxus reached up to rub the back of his head, he had hit the table pretty hard, and felt something smashed into his hair. He brought his hand back and realized it was covered in cake, strawberry cake. The other three around him paled and ran away quickly. Laxus gulped and looked at Erza, but to his surprise she looked thoughtful instead of murderous. "Uh.. Erza, why aren't you trying to kill me right now?"

"Because I'm thinking up a suitable punishment. You still want to be in the Fantasia Parade, right?" He could feel her evil aura starting to come off of her.

"Yeah. You aren't going to kick me out of the parade, are you?"

"No, I have an even better idea. Since I'm the one in charge of the floats this year, Laxus you are going to be on the same float as Lucy. Just the two of you." Erza had such an evil aura coming off of her now even Laxus flinched. She then leaned in close and whispered into his ear. "It's going to be a long two weeks, Laxus. Remember if you don't tell her, the whole Guild will know." Erza left him then, still sitting on the table, cake still smashed into the back of his head.

Lucy walked back into the infirmary, muttering about perverted Dragon Slayers. "Wendy, is it alright for me to get dressed now?" Wendy came over, checked the ointment and told her it was okay to dress. Lucy walked over to her bag and started to look for her keys, but found nothing. Hmm... maybe they put them on the end table? She walked over and a glint of gold on the table caught her eye. It was Virgo's key on top of a piece of paper. She picked up the key and unfolded the piece of paper. A note? From who?

~Blondie,

I took your keys to have a little chat with them. Don't worry, I left you one of them, Virgo, I think. The one that gets you clothes and stuff. If you want them back you have to come find me.

"Sparky"

By the time Lucy was done reading Wendy was backing away from the dark aura coming off of her.

"I'm going to leave you for now, okay?" Lucy nodded and Wendy left quickly. Lucy grabbed her key and summoned Virgo.

"Is it punishment time, Princess?" The pink haired spirit asked her.

"Not for you," Lucy muttered darkly. "Could you get me some clothes, Virgo? I have to go hunt down a particular Dragon Slayer."

"Of course, Princess," Virgo disappeared and reappeared a moment later with spirit clothes in her arms. "Anything else, Princess?"

"No, that will be all, thank you Virgo." She nodded and disappeared. Lucy went and inspected the clothes. There was a bright blue tank top that zipped all the way up the front, a pair of steel grey denim short-shorts, a pair of black knee high boots, and a hot pink lacy bra to match the panties Mira had picked out. Great, leave it to Virgo to match what Mira had picked.

Lucy sighed, put on the clothes, combed out her hair the best she could, and went down to the bar to get something to eat. She sat down at the bar next to Lisanna, who had her little pink haired girl, Ashley, on her lap feeding her little pieces of fire-crackers, and asked Mira for some soup.

"Of course, Lucy, but what happened to the soup Laxus brought up to you?" Mira asked as she prepared some more.

"He dropped it. You haven't seen him since I kicked him, have you?"

Lisanna laughed, "I last saw him at with his team at their usual table, trying to get Erza's cake out of his hair."

Lucy glanced over and saw the Thunder God Tribe at their usual table, Laxus's back to her. She glared at him and was about to go over there when Mira placed a bowl of soup in front of her. She inhaled the scent and her stomach growled. Mira's homemade chicken soup. Yum. Lucy started to eat and was soon finished, she looked over and saw Lisanna watching her. "What?"

"Nothing, I was just wondering... why did Laxus drop the food?" She asked, giving Ashley another cracker.

"I guess he was surprised," Lucy admitted with a sigh.

"How was he surprised?" Mira asked.

"I'm guessing his perverted mind got excited when he walked in and I was naked except for the panties you dressed me in, Mira." Lucy glared at Mira as the other members stared towards them. I guess I said that a little too loud, oh well. "Can we change the subject? Mira, is the baby to be a boy or girl?"

"We don't know yet." Mira replied, placing a hand on her growing belly. "We'll find out in three months, though."

"Why don't you want to find out before it's born?" Lucy asked.

"The last time we found out before it was born they were both boys. I'm hoping if I wait, it might be a girl." Mira had a dreamy look in her eyes.

"Yeah, Big Sis. You are the only one out of the three of us without a girl." Lisanna said with a laugh. "I feel sorry for Elfman, though. Three little girls when all he wants is a little boy. Oh, Lucy guess what? Ever found out that she's pregnant again."

Lucy smiled. "That's great! The Take-Over Cousins are growing." Take-Over Cousins, huh, the Guild had nicknamed the Take-Over Siblings children that and it had stuck, seeing as their children had shown to some degree some Take-Over magic. Mira and Freed's oldest son had shown some of the most promise. Zander, the oldest, looked like his father but his magic was more similar to mother's. he hadn't preformed a full take-over yet, but Elfman was starting to train him, even though he was only five. Their youngest, Blake, looked like his mother but had his father's magic, though he was know to sprout wings at times, and he was only three.

Elfman and Evergreen's three daughters have a combination of both Take-Over and Fairy magic. Their oldest, and the strongest of the Guild children so far, Isabell looked like her mother and was a force to be reckoned with. She could use Fairy magic and paralize you like Evergreen, not to stone though, then use her Take-Over magic on her arm and send you flying across the room. All at the age of six.

Their middle child, Alex, has white hair and blue eyes, but acts like her mother, and she likes to use her Fairy magic more than her Take-Over magic. Though Lucy has seen her sprout wings to keep her favorite snack away from the other children.

Their youngest, Fay, had light brown hair and eyes, and even thought she hasn't shown any Take-Over magic yet, Ever has seen the one year old turn a few bugs into stone.

Natsu and Lisanna's two kids seemed pretty evenly split between Fire Dragon magic and Take-Over magic. Their two year old son, Ash, looked like Lisanna but acted like Natsu. He was known to accidently burn things and grow wings and fly off. Their youngest, little one year old Ashley, was his opposite. She was usually seen with cat ears and a tail, and was know for her liking of fire-crackers.

Lucy looked over and saw Laxus was still at hie table. She got up, tickled Ashley's tummy, said her goodbyes to Lisanna and Mira, and stalked over to his table. When she got there she glared down at him.

"Hello, Pervert, I believe you have something of mine, and you still have frosting in your hair."

Laxus stood and glared down at Lucy. "I'm not a pervert. It was an accident that I saw you... you know..." He realized what he was saying and went silent. He then turned quickly and started his way to the stairs.

"Hey Pervert! Where do you think you're going!?" Lucy yelled after him.

"If you want your keys back you're going to have to follow me. They're up in my office," Laxus grinned back at her and kept walking. Lucy huffed and followed him. Why the hell are my keys in his office?