A/N: Ok so the first two boys from the last chapter were:
Kaneki Ken from Tokyo Ghoul
And
Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto
They're both so cool! I just had to add them in there :P
Nice job if you knew who they were ^.^
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail
(3rd Person Pov)
"Yo! The name's Bickslow! It's nice to meet you all!", the boy with a strange looking mask that covered his eyes yelled out as he took a seat in front of the boys.
"Am I too late for the interview?", he asked once he was fully seated.
"Nope, you're good", Natsu responded as he placed his arms over the table they were sitting at.
"Awesome!", Bickslow exclaimed as he stuck out his tongue.
"Alright if you wouldn't mind, I would like to get this over quickly since my ass has already fallen asleep from sitting on this chair", Gray said as he took a good look at Bickslow.
Bickslow returned the stare as he nodded, "Right! Ready when you are"
"Ok, first question, why are you here?", Natsu asked as he leaned back on his chair.
Bickslow scratched the back of his head awkwardly, "Well you see…..I've always wanted to find a girl that could tolerate me. So I started looking around but I couldn't find anyone I really liked so I was hoping that you could introduce me to this 'Lisanna' chick"
"Would do you mean by 'tolerate you'?", Gray asked.
Bickslow scratched his chin, "Hmm….how should I put this?...I want to find a chick that likes me for me!"
'Isn't that what all of us dudes want?"
"Alright! Next question! What's your type?", Gajeel huffed as he crossed his arms.
"Uh….I don't really have one…..I guess one that isn't a tsundere"
"WHAT?! BUT THEY'RE THE BEST!", Natsu burst out as he slammed his fists on the table.
"Oi! Hot Sauce! What's with you?", Gray asked as he sweatdropped.
"How do you not like tsunderes?!", Natsu shouted as he completely ignored Gray.
"Uh…..they're just not my type…", Bickslow said slowly.
"But they're so cute!"
"..."
"..."
…
"Erm…..sorry about that", Natsu said awkwardly as he rubbed the back of his neck, "I guess I got carried away"
"Pssh! You think?", Gray said
"Shut up Popsicle!"
"You're just angry because you're a tsundere!", Gray argued.
"No I'm not you baka!"
"Umm…..isn't that what a tsundere would say?", Bickslow commented as he joined in on the argument.
"Ugh! Can we just move on?!"
"Sure Tsun Tsun!"
"Don't call me that Ice Cube!"
"Oi! I want to get this over with already!", Gajeel roared interrupting the two boy's pointless argument.
"Y-Yeah…..me too", Bickslow said slowly as he sweatdropped.
"Yeah you're right…..I am kinda tired", Natsu said regaining his composure, "So where were we?"
"I asked him what his type was, but he doesn't have one", Gajeel scoffed.
"Alright…..I guess the only thing we can do at this point is introduce him to Lisanna", Natsu said as he got up from his seat, and made his way over to Bickslow.
"Wait so did I pass the interview?!"
"Yeah...but don't get too happy, because now we have to introduce you", Natsu said as he put his hand on Bickslow's shoulder.
"We?", the rest of the boys said simultaneously.
"Uh….yeah….I forgot to mention this but…..Lisanna doesn't know about this"
"WHAT?!"
"Hehe….", Natsu chuckled as he sent an innocent/awkward smile to everyone.
"I thought this was her idea!", Gray yelled as he rubbed the bridge of his nose in annoyance.
"Nope it was all my idea!", Natsu said proudly.
"IDIOT!"
…
"Wouldn't it just be easier if I went up to her casually?", Bickslow said to Natsu as they began to walk home together.
"Nope, it has to be more…..unexpected", Natsu replied as he shrugged both of his arms over his head.
"Unexpected? What do you mean by that?", Bickslow asked as his face grew a confused expression.
"I mean that it has to surprise her"
"Why do we have to surprise her?"
"Because it makes it much more romantic, duh"
"You sure?", Bickslow said worryingly making Natsu pat his back.
"Don't worry as long as you follow the game plan, you'll be fine", Natsu said reassuringly.
"What game plan?"
"Oh I'm glad you asked"
…
Natsu's Awesome Game Plan
Step 1: The 'Accidental' Collision
"Ok Bickslow take this piece of toast", Natsu said as he raised a piece of toast up to Bickslow's mouth.
"What?! Why?!", Bickslow said as he backed up and covered his mouth.
"Because we have to make it seem like you're in hurry to get to class"
"Why?!"
"Haven't you watched anime?!"
"Yes but I don't know what that has to do with anything"
"Ok...look", Natsu started as he pinched the bridge of his nose, "All you gotta do is put the toast in your mouth and 'accidently' bump into Lisanna"
"Doesn't that make me seem like a jerk?", he asked as he cocked his head to the side.
"No, it makes you seem romantic….well at least I think it does…..anyways just do it!", Natsu shoved the piece of toast into Bickslow's mouth.
"Mmmph!"
"Ok now...do you see that white haired girl walking into the cafeteria?", Natsu asked as he pointed at Lisanna.
"Ymeahh", Bickslow replied with the piece of toast still in his mouth, "She's rweally bootifuul"
"What?", Natsu said making Bickslow remove the toast out of his mouth.
"I said she's really beautiful"
"Good, now go bump into her!", Natsu said as he shoved the clueless Bickslow forward.
This led to Bickslow giving Natsu a nervous look, but Natsu just continued to shoo him away.
'Well here goes nothing!', Bickslow gulped as he shoved the piece of toast back in his mouth. He gave one more concerned look to Natsu before engaging into a fast sprint towards the poor white haired girl.
…
'I really hope that I don't run into him', Lisanna thought as she slowly walked towards the cafeteria.
'It'd be really embarrassing….'
"MWATCH OMFOUT!", a voice from behind her shouted shattering her thoughts.
She quickly turned around only catching a small glimpse of a boy before she was pushed down to the ground by the boy's body.
"Ow! That actually hurt more than I expected it to!", the boy shouted as he got up from the ground and dusted himself off.
Once he got rid off all the dirt on his clothes, he lowered his hand in front of Lisanna, "I'm really sorry! Are you okay?!", he said with a hint of worry in his voice.
"Yeah, I'm ok, thanks for asking", she replied softly as she accepted his hand.
"Phew! That's a relief!", Bickslow said as he took in all of Lisanna's features while she was getting up. Lisanna, surprisingly, was also doing the same.
'Wow! She's even more prettier up close!'
'Wow….he looks so handsome'
None of them realized that they were staring at each other until they locked eyes.
'Oh shit!'
'Oh no!'
They both lowered their heads and blushed furiously.
"S-Sorry!...I didn't mean to stare!", Bickslow said as he slowly began to stare at her again.
"N-No it's ok! I should be the one apologizing", Lisanna said as she slowly stared at the ground.
"Don't say that! I'm the one who bumped into you and made you feel uncomfortable"
"No! Really it's ok"
"Let me atleast make it up to you by buying you breakfast", Bickslow said as he sent her a grin.
"N-No really! You don't have to…...wait a minute weren't you in a hurry?"
'Shit!'
"Y-Yeah! But that can wait! You're more important", Bickslow said as he awkwardly scratched his neck.
Lisanna blushed as she him a small smile, "I guess if you really want to….."
"Of course I do! Now let's go!", Bickslow exclaimed they began to walk slowly into the cafeteria.
…
"Yes! The mission was a success!", Natsu shouted as he jumped for joy outside of his hiding spot, "Now we can move on to step two!"
Step 2: Ask Lucy For Romantic Advice