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Hmmm, Hunter am I the only one who's scared of your cat? Sebastian what are your thoughts on the cat? And Sebastian how
the heck did HUnter get you to let go of being Head Warbler?

Actually, Nick and Jeff are quite scared of my cat. But he only bit Jeff. Once.

His cat is rather nasty.

Take that back.

No. I won't. And Hunter persuaded me with his-

Sebby!

We did say they could ask anything.

But doesn't mean they need to know everything.

Anyway, what I was going to say was. He persuaded me with his charm. I never met anyone with a tongue for sarcasm like I have, even though he acts like Sheldon Cooper when it comes to it.

Oh. That's what you were going to say.

Well of course. What did you think I was going to say?

Nothing. Moving on.


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Hunter: i thought you were straight...? also whats the name of your cat?
Sebastian: Why did you leave Paris? also what was the name of your dream guy you met at scandles?

I just wanted everyone to think I was straight. I take an acting workshop on the weekends.

Yes. Isn't he charming?

I'm beautifully charming and my cat's name is Mr. Puss.

That is the most horrible name for a cat. Ever.

Shut up, you.

I will not.

Meanie.

I'm sorry.

Tell Mr. Puss. Not me.

Fine. I'm sorry, Mr. Puss. Now may we move on?

Of course we can.

I left Paris because frankly, I wasn't getting what I wanted there.

And that was?

What do you think?

You missed me so much that you just had to come home.

Yes. That was it.

Was that sarcasm?

Maybe.

You're so fluent in sarcasm.

It's like a second language.

Sebby, what does she mean by "the dream guy you met at scandles"? Is there something you're not telling me?

It was nothing. I was drunk.

Sebastian Salvador Smythe, tell me the truth or no sex for a month.

A month?! Are you trying to kill me?

Perhaps.

Why are you grinning like that?

No reason.

You only grin like that when you're planning something.

How do you know? You don't know what's going on in my mind.

I can read you like a book, Hunter, baby.

Pssh, whatever. Answer her question, Sebby. I'm dying to know what the story is.

I met this really cool guy at Scandals and I got really drunk and then we proceded to... have intercourse and when I woke up the next morning, he was gone and I felt terrible.

That's... that's... just... no.

Baby, I'm sorry.

Don't' "baby I'm sorry" me. If you're going to get drunk at Scandals, at least don't go fucking some random guy!

I'm sorry, Hunt! I really am!

This was a bad idea.

What...?

This fanfiction.

Oh stop.

I'm serious.

No you're not. Hunt, sit down.

No.

Baby! Come back! You can blame it all on me.

Damn.

What?

Your sexiness and singing.

Why, thank you.

*scoffs* You're so full of yourself.

But you wouldn't have me any other way.

That's right.

I really am sorry, Hunter.

It's okay, Bas. I forgive you.

I love you.

Really?

Of course. Just as the river runs and the deer frolick, I will love you as long as the earth turns.

You're so cheesy. But I love you too.


Well, that concludes another chapter! Send in some more questions!

Yeah! Hunter, stay still. You've got chocolate on the corner of your mouth.

You didn't have to kiss it off.

Yes I did.

You're so adorkable.

So are you, Hunt.

Thanks! But anyway, send in lots of questions! See you next time! Bye!

Hunter, you're acting like we're closing another episode of a TV show.

Shutup.

No.

Fine. Then I'll just have to kiss you!

Oh no! Not a kiss from Hunter. His breath stinks!

No it doesn't!

I'm only joking. Now, say goodbye to the readers.

Goodbye to the readers!

*facepalm*

Did I do it right, Sebby?

You did perfect, Hunt.


AN:That concludes another chapter! Hope you guys enjoyed! Send in some more questions!