RoseParis
Sebastian and Hunter: would you ever thing of adopting? and will you two get married someday?
Seb: how old is your sister?
Hunt: kiss Sebastian. NOW.
I'd love kids actually. Except the teenage years. Totally not looking forward to that.
Despite the fact that I didn't want any siblings, I've grown up a little and now I actually want kids.
Hunter and I haven't been dating for long, but I believe marriage would be in the picture. I don't want to jinx it though.
I love weddings! They make me so happy I could cry.
Hunter watches Say Yes To The Dress reruns on Saturdays.
I'm going to ask Kurt if he'll plan ours.
Kurt and I aren't really on good terms.
You better get on good terms, or the wedding won't be perfect.
Hunter, take your pills.
I already did.
Whatever. My sister is ten. She thinks she knows everything. Ugh.
KISS ME.
Why?
Because Rose asked us to.
Will I get something out of it?
Yes. The reward of kissing me.
What a reward.
:'(
I'm only kidding. C'mere, baby.
(insert hot passionate Huntbastian kiss here)
Heehee, I like it when you kiss me like that.
Like what?
Like there's no tomorrow.
That's because every kiss is magical and I want more.
*blush* Oh stop it, you.
KlaineLumeville
Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Martin Freeman, fmk
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. MARRY THE F*CK OUT OF HIM. AND THEN HAVE WILD SEX WITH HIDDLES AND MARTIN I'M SORRY BABY, BUT YOU'RE DEAD.
Someone's a little excited.
Because I love these actors. They're so cool.
I'm cool too.
Of course you are.
So, I would definitely marry Hiddles. HE'S GORGEOUS. Then I would f*ck Martin and kill Cumbers.
WHY?
He looks like an otter.
BUT THAT'S WHY HE'S SO ADORABLE.
Calm down, Sebby. It's only a question.
ASDFGHJKL;
Come again?
That's fangirl for "I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED."
Do you want me to help you with that? ;)
Later.
Klainefan4eva
Sebastian: Now that you're over Blaine, do you ship Klaine?
Hunter: Do you ship Klaine?
Both: If you ship Klaine, then do you want them to get back together? If so, are they you're OTP? If not, who is?
I do ship Klaine. I mean, I don't ship it like Niff, but they are adorable together.
Klaine is okay by me. I have nothing against it.
I want them to get back together, but if they split... then there was obviously something wrong.
I went into a naughty store once.
...
It was fun.
Hunter, you didn't take your pills did you?
No...
Take them now.
Okay.
Good boy.
Yay.
My OTP is Huntbastian.
Mine is Johnlock.
I see how it is.
It's weird that you would ship yourself. But I guess I can't blame you, I am irresistible.
I can't keep my hands off of you.
Wanky.
Romeine
Hunter: Would you marry Sebastian? How would be your propose?
Sebastian: have you take Hunter to Scandals?
I would love to marry Seb. He's so cute. You should see him when he sleeps, gosh. There's no way anyone can be that perfect. And I would propose by taking him to Warblers Hall where we met and I'd have a picnic set up and then I'd get down on one knee and then I'd say, "Sebastian Smythe, we've known each other for a while now and well, I've never loved anyone as much as I love you. I realized a while back that I never want to be apart from you. You are my flawless angel and I love you so so much. So, with that being said, will you marry me?"
.Rowling. You... I just... I can't even... *openly sobs*
Aw, Sebs. It's okay, sugar. I'm here.
I love you, always. I hope you know that. Never forget that ever.
I won't Seb, I promise.
Okay, good. I haven't taken Hunter to Scandals. I feel he isn't... shall we say, "a big boy" yet.
I'm a big boy! Sebby I'm a big boy!
I'll take you on your next birthday.
Yay! I love you, SSS.
Love you too.
So, another chapter down the drain.
Are you ready to get down and dirty? ;)
I am if you are.
Oh, I've been ready.
Well, I should go. Seb is beckoning seductively from the- SEB! PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON. I CAN'T GET TURNED ON NOW. I'M TALKING TO PEOPLE.
Okay, well. See ya laterz! Sebby says "bye" amongst other things that shall not be mentioned here. Bye!
Hope you all enjoyed the chapter!