AN: I don't usually put Author's notes before the story, but this is important. Niff AND Klaine will be in this chapter, but since my ways of typing are limited I will tell you who is who.

Sebastian is italics.

Hunter is bold.

Nick is normal.

Jeff is underline.

Kurt is italics AND underlined along with a 'K' at the end of his lines. ~K

Blaine is bold and italics along with a 'B' at the end of his lines. ~B

So, now that's settled... on with the chapter!

Guest
Hunter, have you ever heard of Sebtana? And do you ship it?
Sebastian, do you find Santana attractive at all? Have you ever fucked her?

Sebtana... as in Sebastian and Santana? No thank you.

Santana IS pretty. I won't deny that, but I have never and WILL never EVER screw her.

I like how you avoided cursing. Good boy.

RoseParis
Hunter: Does Seb really smell like cragslist?

Sebastian: try to hug hunters cat, also, you said my name before and i died i cried and cried and cried

Both: have you ever seen the anime Ouran High School Host Club (if you haven't you should it's awesome!)

Yeah, believe it or not... he does.

How does one smell like Craigslist?

I... don't know. But you'd be surprised.

ROOOOOOOOOOSE. I don't wanna hug Hunter's cat. He bit yesterday and drew blood! And I'm sorry for making you cry.

She's probably fine now, Seb.

I've heard of Ouran High School Host Club because Hunt watches literally all the time.

I LOVE HONEY SO MUCH!

I don't even want to know.

ILoveGoten1999

Has anyone ever walked in on you guys doing stuff?
If you were a combination of a real animal and a make believe animal what would you be?(example 'pandacorn')

What's you favorite type of soda?

What fanfiction does Jeff write/Can I read it?

AND NOW I SUMMON NIFF!

Wes and Thad have walked in on us doing our... "nightly routine" if you will.

I love the way their faces look when they walk in. XD

Yes. Their facial expressions are quite unique.

I wanna be a giraffasarous rex!

...I don't even know...

It's a giraffe combined with a tyrannasarous rex!

Well, I'd like to be a tigachaun. Combination of tiger and leprachaun.

IMAGINATION RULES!

Of course. Hunter. Calm down, sweetie.

I like grape soda.

Ugh, cannot stand it. I like Mountain Dew.

That kills your sperm ya know.

Yeah, bull.

I've never actually read any of Jeff's fanfics but by the way Nick talks...

they must suck.

If you want to read it, you'd have to ask Jeff.

DID SOMEBODY SAY NIFF?

Nicholas and Jeffrey here!

Nick, I told you not to call me Jeffrey. Good God, man.

I'm sorry. Won't happen again.

You guys are making too many regular appearances.

Yeah! This is OUR fanfic!

The people want what they want.

Can't help it if they love us so.

Ha. No one loves Niff as much as me.

... Nick I'm scared.

I think we're okay as long as he doesn't write weird fanfics about us.

Who said I didn't?

Maybe we should go.

Sounds good. *vanishes*

*vanishes as well*

Guest
Seb: How much alcohol does it takes for you to get drunk?
Hunt: What the most crazest thing you have done?
Seb & Hunt: What do guys plan to do after you graduate? What year are you guys in? How long can you guys last without having sex?

I think I already answered that one. Unless you want specifics. Like, it takes about 40 ounces before I'm drunk.

The craziest thing I've done is streak naked around Dalton.

That was a good day for me.

That was before we started dating.

Exactly. I got a free show from you, without using any of my charm.

You can get a free preview any time you want.

Well, now I can.

I plan on getting into NYADA. I love to perform. The lights... the applause. Ahh!

NYADA is my second choice. I'm thinking the University of Chicago.

We can't separate, Seb! We promised Rose we'd get married after we graduate.

Calm down.

Ok. *deep breaths* Me and Seb are both juniors.

The longest we've gone without sex is that time I had to go back to Paris for the summer.

I nearly died.

I was scared Hunter might find someone else during that time.

I was scared of the same thing.

Klainefan4eva
Niff! Could you maybe add in some Klaine please? Or Wevid? Thnx!

Okay... I'll try.

Sebastian? What... where are we? ~K

We're in a magical land called "Fanfiction"

Well, I'm not sure I like it. ~K

Let's bring in the Blainers!

Hunter? Sebastian? KURT?! What's going on? ~B

Oh nothing... *grins evilly*

Blaine... hello. ~K

Hi Kurt. Imagine seeing you here. ~B

*sniffles* So cute.


And so awkward. ~K

You wouldn't believe ~B

KISS. I DEMAND IT.

Um... no thanks. I'm actually seeing someone. ~K

Oh... you are? Sounds cool. *forces smile* What's his name? ~B

Adam... People are calling him "Not Paul" for some reason. ~K

Trouble in PARADISE.

Well... I've... I've got to go. Nice t-talking to you Kurt. Bye. *leaves and ducks head so no one can see the tears forming in his eyes* ~B

I should go to. Bye boys! :D ~K

That wasn't awkward.

Nope. Not at all.

So... that concludes another chapter! I'd like to say more, but I just saw Jeff's brother put on eyeliner... kind of weirded out.

Yeah... it looks kind of... hot.

Don't talk about my brother like that.

I'm sorry. It's not my fault he looks attractive.

Jeff... calm down baby. Let's go before you have a "Jeff Attack"

Good idea.

Bye everyone!

I love you! Buh-bye!

AN: Hope you liked the Klaine and Niff!