warblerjessica
erm- Sebastian do you think you look like a meerkat? Hunter do YOU think Seb looks like a meerkat? If you guys like Disney then...thoughts on Pixar? And If you had a time machine what would you do with it?

Thad says I look like a meerkat. I don't think I do.

He does. He's so cute though. Cute little meerkat.

Oh... thanks.


Pixar's good. Seb and I like Pixar.

If I had a time machine, I would go to meet Abe Lincoln.

I would use it to visit my mother.

If I had a time machine, I'd give it to Hunter, because seeing your mother is more important that seeing Lincoln.

Sebby. 3

RoseParis

Seb: can you sing run away with me but say Paris instead of sam? CAN YOUUUUUU?
Hunter: was it you i saw in House at the end of the street? or just some guy who looks like you?
Both: when you get married can i be a husbands-maid!?

Paris, sweetie. We already said you could be a husbands maid. And I already sang to you.

I'm not in "House at the End of the Street." I've never even heard of that movie.

WickedOne95
Hunt what its like being with a drunk Sebastian and whats the craziest most idoitic thing that hes done when drunk? Sebby what will happen if give Hunter tons of sugar?!

Hunter, I swear to Mother Mary... if you tell them about... that time, I will make sure you don't survive the night.

Empty promises.

I- You're right.

One time, when Seb was drunk, he helped Niff do a prank. On himself. He aided them in a prank on himself. Granted, he was drunk, but you should've seen the excitement in his eyes as he ran down the hallway half naked with Niff close behind him. God, that was hilarious.

You may now take a moment to judge me.

I don't care. I love you either way.

So... my turn. If you give Hunter lots of sugar, he will spout random Doctor Who quotes and then speak to an "Alice" which is what they called Kurt before he left but anyway, then he lies in bed and sings lines of songs that don't even make sense together. Finally, he'll crash and sleep for three hours before waking up as if nothing weird happened.

I didn't know I did that.

You do.

CamWarbler

Seb:Does Hunter give good blow jobs?
Hunt:Would you have a 3way with Seb and Jensen Ackles?
Both:Wheres your dream sex location?

Oh he does! My body shivers just thinking about it.

Moving right along... I'd have a 3-way with Jensen and Seb any day, any time, anywhere. Said the word and I'm there!

You reminded me of Kim Possible for a minute.

I tend to do that to people.

Dream sex location? Probably somewhere where all of my kinks can be fulfilled.

Without interupption.

A soundproof room.

Mmm. That sounds lovely.

jaspergirl1863
Is everything okay with Niff? Seb, What did you do to Wes? And Scotland is a pretty amazing place. Seriously you should check out Loch Ness if you go there for your honeymoon it's very beautiful.

No. Everything is not okay in the land of Niff.

Nick? What's wrong? I took care of Wes.

Yeah, well... screaming at him and locking him in the closet with David for three hours didn't help.

He shouldn't be hitting you.

Now, Nick... what's wrong. WHY IS MY SHIP UNHAPPY? I NEED ANSWERS.

Jeez, calm down. Jeff... is cheating on me.

Bull to the sh*t. I find that very hard to believe.

Okay, so if you find girl's clothes on Jeff's bed, it's okay?

Maybe... he has a crossdressing kink?

No, he doesn't. I would know. I have sex with him on a weekly basis.

Nick... baby. You have to let me explain.

I don't know if I want to hear your explanation.

NICK, GODDAMMIT. LISTEN TO JEFF. I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SINK THIS SHIP.

Calm down, Bas. Go get a drink of water.

Explain yourself, then.

It was a joke, Nick. I thought it would be funny because I'm obviously as straight as Darren's hair. I didn't mean for you to storm out. And I'm sorry for making you cry, baby. I love you.

*please say you love him too*

I forgive you, Jeff. And... I love you too.

*squeals at the fluffiness*

Yay! WE'S GOT OUR NIFF BACK!

(insert hot passionate sexy wonderful Niff make-out session where Hunter and Sebastian sit awkwardly to the side)

*after ten minutes of watching his favorite ship make-out* All right... I have enough. For now.

Please go.

You said 'please.' We shall go. *grabs Nicky and we magically disappear*

Okay... well.

So, that concludes another chapter.

WE GOT NIFF. WE GOT NIFFF WE GO TNIFF.

Seb, you need to calm down. No one is as excited as you.

You don't understand my pain. I ship them so much it HURTS. Every time I see their perfect angel faces, I cry inside. My soul rips into pieces. This must be how it feels... TO HAVE AN OTP!

That's quite enough of that.

I love you.

I love you too.

Goodbye all.

Goodbye!

AN: Hope you all liked this chapter. Yay! :D I got fifty reviews! I'm so happy!