CeaselessTears
Hunter, you took drugs- why? You've ruined my dreams- and quite recently, I'm very disappointed. Sebastian, you too. Anyhow, just to say- Trent Warbler admitted it to Blaine and Sam- you guys are going down! But honestly, I feel sorry for you- everyone make's mistakes. Please stop using the drugs, they're awfully bad for you! And Hunter, according to your bio, you speak fluent french and german- is this true? And Hunter- you also made Jeff sterling take the drugs- why! I feel sorry for you guys. :( Please cheer me up, I spent all yesterday in the corner of my room.. crying ..
Oh, boo. We'll get out of this mess somehow.
I'm just tired of ND always winning. That's why I did it.
Wait, Trent betrayed us?
Well, this fucking sucks. And yes. I do speak fluent French and German. I'm sorry. Jeff's been having some body image issues lately. He thought the drugs would make it better.
We're really sorry. :(
We'll just try to get over this.
Mr. Puss
HUNTAH YOU BISCH YOU'RE SO MEAN! I'M MOVING OUT UNLESS YOU TREAT ME BETTAH. GOT IT? IMMA MOVE IN WITH LOR TUBS AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE MPREG KITTENS AND SHIZ.
I'll treat you better. I promise. I am very sorry.
This is hilarious.
Guest
So... Mr. Puss, how's it goin with Lord Tub? And Sebastian (cover Hunters ears) and Niff, you do realize that New Directions know about the drugs? Has Hunter snapped at any mkre baristas or anyone else? But nice arms in that tank top Hunt ;)
Mr. Puss and Lord Tub are very good friends. I occasionally go over Britt's house so they can rondevue.
I've realized that. I can't believe Trent betrayed us, but I probably would have done the same thing.
Guys, I can't get Jeff to talk to me.
But... he'll talk to us right?
I don't know. It's making me sad because he locks himself in the bathroom and I can hear him crying. He's been wearing a lot of long sleeves lately. I think he's starting to cut again.
Okay, we'll talk to him Nick. Don't cry... no shh. It's okay. No, don't cry. Don't cry, Nicky. We'll fix this. Shhh.
No, I haven't. They know not to put Splenda in my damn drink now. And thank you... I guess.
WickedOne95
Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island with only one thing with you or would you go skinny dipping in the cold? Who do you think is sexier Ricky Martin or Neil Patrick Harris? What's your favorite kind of junk food? What's your favorite song from Wicked? Over the powers of the Internet I give you both chocolate fudge sundaes with a topping bar with any kinds of toppings you can imagine?
Skinny dipping in the cold...
If I was stranded on a deserted island with Seb, it wouldn't be so bad. NPH FTW!
I do like NPH. He's hawt. I like Pringles. You can't eat just one. They're so addicting.
I like chocolate. :D
My favorite song from Wicked is 'Popular.'
I like "For Good."
OMG, THANK YOU. I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW. MMMMMM
Jeez, calm down, honey.
I'm just so hungry and everything's been stressful lately especially with Jeff.
I know what you mean.
warblerjessica
Well, among the many other questions I could be asking today (which you probably can't answer)... Hunt why do apparently you hate splenda so much?
(new ep upsets me...but at least Joey Richter was there! And Trent got multiple lines!...and, um...yeah...ergh, stupid canon universe. WARBLERS! [sorry this isn't very coherant is it?])
I hate Splenda because it reminds me of my father.
I have no idea what you're talking about... but I do know Joey Richter. So, what you're talking about seems to be a good thing... so yay?
physcoponies
Hunter.. I'm sorry I upset you. I promise not to tell anyone, and I hope you no it doesn't make me respect/love you any less.. and I found out because... Well .. I was hiding in the bushes below the window watching you guys.. I do every Tuesday... If you are still upset I recommend curling up on a sofa or bed with Sebby and Mr. Puss
It's okay. I'm fine now. Really I am.
That's what that noise was! You were spying on us! And you thought I was paranoid, babe!
Yeah yeah. Rub it in how smart you- TAKE THOSE GLASSES OFF NOW.
Why? You don't like them?
I love them. It's just... Lord you're sexy in them.
I do enjoy being sexy.
Well, I like it when you're sexy and not trying.
Um... okay. I'll try to do it more often?
MadMeerkat
1) If you could meet anyone on this earth who would it be?
2) What is your strangest talent?
3) Do you have any weird phobias?
4) What was the last lie you told?
5) What's the worst place you've ever been to?
6) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
7) What is a saying you say a lot?
8) Give me the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word : heart.
9) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
10) Give me a Z! Give me an O! Give me an E!WHAT DOES THAT MAKE?
I would like to meet Queen Elizabeth the second. She seems pretty cool.
Um... Obama.
Do I have a strange talent? Hmm... oh. Yeah. I can squirt milk out of my eyeball.
That's so gross, Seb. Mine is that I can twist my arm 360 degrees.
I'm afraid of spiders and heights.
I'm afraid of lightning. And so is Nick.
He's so cute when he cuddles next to me during a storm.
My fear isn't funny.
I never said it was. I just said you're cute when your afraid.
The last lie I told was when I told Wes I stole his gavel.
He loves that gavel. My last lie was telling Nick he looked good in that sweater.
HEY! I trusted you!
Oh buzz off. Jeff thinks you're sexy anyway.
Not anymore. I think we're going to break up. But I don't know what I did!
Nick. Wait till we finish answering all the questions. I promise we'll figure this out.
Okay...
Anyway... the worst place I've ever been to was that roach infested motel. Ugh.
Oh yeah. I remember. It had bedbugs and mice.
Worst day and night ever.
Preach.
I can!
I can't.
I say "warbler bros" a lot.
It's kind of endearing. I say "Oh my Colfer" a lot.
Niff.
Our Warbler family.
A song that makes me happy? "I'm a Goofy Goober." :D
Shaking my head. "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul.
ZOE!
ZOE!
Cam-Warbler
Seb:Where is your favorite place to lick hunter?
Hunt:What would you do if Niff got rid of ?
Both:Kill,marry,or fuck... Damian Mcginty, Blaine Anderson, and Charlie Lubeck
I like licking his shoulder. Mmm.
If Niff got rid of Sebastian (that's what I'm assuming you mean) I would cry a lot. I look like a tough guy, but I'm actually just a big crybaby.
But I still love you.
I would kill Charlie Lubeck, fuck Blaine and marry Damian.
Kill Blaine, fuck Charlie and marry Damian.
I thought you and Blaine were friends now?
Sorta. I'm not really sure.
KlaineGleekStarkidfan4eva
Both: Team Jacob or Team Edward? Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? Team Peeta or Team Gale? Chris or Liam Hemsworth? Have you ever seen the movie 'Struck By Lightning'? Look it up on iTunes, it's really good. If you could be anybody in the world, dead or alive, who would you be?
Jacob.
I hate Edward. So, Team Jacob.
Tay Laut.
Robert Pattinson. :)
I felt bad for Gale, so I was team Gale at first but then he turned out to be an asshole so Team Peeta.
Who's Peeta? Isn't that a bread?
I'll tell you later.
Liam! Even though he's engaged to Miley. *grumbles*
Chris. Yummy.
I've heard of SBL, but never had the chance to watch it.
I saw it. I cried at the end.
When was this?
When you were studying for your Spanish oral.
Heh, you said 'oral'
Grow up a little.
No that's too much work.
klaineLove1998
I was wondering how did you parents react to you beening gay?
I realy wanted to know since Im gay myself, What I mean My mom knows but she thinks it a big joke and I will find a guy who loves for Who I am,( I am a girl just to let you know) And as for my dad he very homophobic.. Sorry for putting it out like that...
My father still does not know. Because, as I've stated earlier, I consider him dead.
My mom was okay with it. My dad took some time getting used to it, but he Hunter like another son.
People's parents react differently to it. It really depends on the parents. I just hope you're not in an abusive situation. Because I would need you to get out of there as soon as possible. I don't know you, but I don't want you getting hurt.
soflylikea36
Hunter, please tell me that the drugs everyone's buzzing about are really something not serious...I'd cry so hard if the Warblers got in trouble!
Seb, someone's probably already said this already...but wasn't Hunter straight? How did you convince him to be your boyfriend? *listens, awestruck, as Sebastian talks about his time romanticising Hunter*
Both: Wasn't your boyfriend's performance at Sectionals amazing?
Yes... it's true. We doped up for Sectionals. I am ashamed.
Hunter took an acting workshop on the weekends because he was ashamed of being gay, but I've helped him appreciate who he is. He watched me stutter my love to him. It was so embarrassing. Then he told me he felt the same way.
Heh. Oh and yes... he was absolutely mystfying at Sectionals.
Hunter blew me away.
RoseParis =
I dyed my hair blonde then red (in one night) and DAAM i am sexy,
Both: if you had to dye your hair a wanky color what would it be...also...the new directions know about the drugs because of trent...im so sorry
I'd dye it black.
Blonde. Mmm blonde.
Yeah. It sucks that Trent betrayed us but I don't think we should have done it, so maybe we deserve it.
Possibly.
tiarashine
Hi Sebby hi Huntie! My question is for the both of you! Seb what is your least favoriote thing about hunt? Hunter what is your least favorite thing about Sebs?
My least favorite thing about Hunt? When he cries. It makes me sad when he's sad. And I feel really bad when I can't do anything about it.
My least favorite thing about Seb is when he makes me do homework.
You have to pass your classes, sweetie.
I know, but still. I hate homework.
Okay. Jeff, what's wrong?
I'm ugly and I'm so skinny.
Excuse me?
I said I'm ugly and I'm so skinny.
You don't honestly believe that do you?
Well, yeah.
*sigh* Why did you take the drugs, Jeff?
So Nick could love me more and not think I was skinny.
Jeffers, sweetie. Nick loves you for you. You shouldn't change yourself. And, might I add you're beautiful.
You're funny... no hilarious, charming, sweet, kind and I've never ever seen you without Nick.
But... Nick doesn't love me now that I took the drugs!
Who said that?
I did.
Well, that's a lie.
Is it?
Yes, Jeff. I love you. I fell in love with you the way you are. I don't think you're skinny at all and you're beautiful... gorgeous even. I'm not going to stop loving you because you took the drugs. I'm going to help you get through this, because that what friends do and I don't want to see you hurt. And please stop cutting, Jeffy.
I'm sorry, Nicky. I really am.
It's okay. We'll make it through this.
Just know we're here for you, Jeff. We'll always love you.
You're perfect, Jeffers.
Thanks guys... I appreciate it.
Now, say goodbye to the readers, Jeff.
Goodbye readers.
AN: I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Kind of angsty I suppose. Still, I hope you liked it!