Cam-Warbler

Seb:What is your opinion of Mr. Rory. of the New Directions?
Hunter:When was the most akward time Niff has cockblocked you two?
Niff:Are either of you magical unicorns?

Rory... the Irish one? Yeah, he's okay. I mean, it's kind of hard to understand what he's saying most of the time.

Hmm... well it was our three week anniversary and we were going to celebrate with some sex.

Oh yeah. I remember. And we were both naked and they waltzed right in without knocking.

Jeff raises his eyebrows and grabs Nick's arm and walks casually out of the room.

I'm a unicorn! MAGICAL.

I suppose I'm one as well.

Mr Puss

YO HUNTAH. YOU GOT DAT SHIT WRONG. LORD TUBS AND I ARE ENGAGED. PSH. AND YA CALL YOSELF MAH OWNAH. EVEN DOSE TWO WEIRD ASS KIDS KNEW DAT. EVEN SABASTIAN KNEW DAT. GAWD, HUNTAH. SEBBEH, RESCUE ME FROM YO CRAZEH BOYFRIEND BEFORE I GO ALL ALLEY CAT ON HIM.

I don't understand why you're so mad at me. I don't know what I did.

Hunter, get your shit together. Lord Tubs and Mr. Puss are engaged.

You knew and didn't tell me?

I thought you already knew!

Hey! 'Weird ass kids'? I should be offended but I'm not.

It's okay, Mr. Puss. I'll rescue you.

Guest

WE LOVE YOU JEFFY! You're perfect :)
All: Favorite of your performances?
Fav New Directions? Fav performances from them? Fav genre of music? Favorite color? Show? Best pranks pulled on each other?

Thank you. You don't realize how much how much that means to me.

I liked Whistle.

Glad You Came. ;)

Damn, Nicky. You just turn everything dirty.

Mine was Animal.

I liked Live While We're Young.

That blonde kid. Sam? Yeah. He's okay.

Brittany's pretty ditzy but she's cool.

I like Artie.

Blainers. 36

I don't know. The only one I've seen was Black and White. That one was good.

Ooh, I like that one too.

Me three.

I never saw one. :(

Pop.

Country.

Rock.

POP.

My favorite color is red.

Blue.

Green.

Yellow! :D

Aw, so cute.

*gag*

I don't watch TV shows. Only movies.

Switched at Birth. That is the shizz.

Hunty! I didn't know you watch that show.

Well, I do. I'm only on episode 10 of season 1.

I like The New Normal.

I made it look like Hunter pissed himself.

I prank called Nick. He was genuinely scared.

Yeah, thanks for that.

I made it look like I ate a baby.

You comedic genius.

I made it look like I fainted and when I awoke, everyone was practically worshiping me.

WickedOne95

What's your favorite kind of movie? Do you and Sebby like horror movies? If so what's your favorite? If not what are guys like during horror movies? You're favorite trait about each other? Are any of you the jealous type? Halloween or Christmas which do you prefer? Sweet, Spicy, or Sour? Favorite kind of candy? Hunt for the remainder of the chapter speak to Sebby in nothing but Spanish and make him guess what your saying? Sebby would you think its HOT if Hunt started speaking German? Asides from French, German, and Spanish what other languages can you speak or want to speak? Would you rather be deaf or blind? I hope Jeffy feels better i hate to see all insecure and sad. If Jeffy not better Sebby you Hunt, and Nicky do something to cheer him up. What's your favorite kind of cookies?

Vintage. The old black and white ones with like, Ingrid Bergman and Greta Garbo.

Aw, Jeffy so precious!

I like action/adventure movies.

Same.

I like rom-coms.

No. Horror movies are scary!

I like them. The Woman in Black. Excellent.

Please. You only like that movie because of Daniel Radcliffe.

Okay. And?

I like that Hunter is honest.

I like that Sebby is humble. Well... most of the time.

IS ADORABLE A TRAIT? IT SHOULD BE CUZ THAT'S JEFFERS.

Nick is... crazy. But, he's sweet.

Seb is.

Sebby is definitely the jealous type.

So is Nick.

I won't even deny it.

CHRISTMAS

Christmas

Christmas

Halloween

Oddball.

But you wouldn't have me any other way.

Sweet.

Spicy.

Sour.

Sweet, like my Sebby. :D

You should know me and Nicky's... REDVINES!

I prefer Pop Rocks.

Lollipops. Lolly lolly lolly, get your adverbs here.

Stop.

Creo que es caliente cuando Sebastián ronronea.

All I know is that it's about me.

Aww, eres tan preciosa cuando estás inconsciente.

Heh. Hilarious.

I find Hunter hot no matter what he's saying.

I have no inclination to speak another language.

Me either. Too much work.

Ustedes dos son tan perezosos.

Whatever.

Deaf.

Ciegos.

Hmm, go without hearing Hunter's voice... or go without seeing his beautiful face. This is a problem.

Deaf.

I suppose I choose deaf as well.

I am feeling a little better, WickedOne. Nicky and Huntbastian have been taking me to the mall and trying to embarass me in public.

We do try.

Galletas con trocitos de chocolate.

Chocolate chip! :D

Oatmeal.

Gross... peanut butter!

A Lost Puppy

So, has Niff been doing their job of cockblocking? Nick, Jeff, if you succeed in your job, I will give you an award

Unfortunately, they have.

HA!

HA!

Ustedes apestan.

RoseParis

okay, i had depression and my old friend (a girl who i was in love with, she was my first kiss, when i found out i was Bi a year ago) and since she had depression i asked her for help, she never responded and i don't know what to think, does she hate me? i dont want to seem pushy and send her another message but i really just want a reply because i still like her what should i do!

Oh Paris. I don't think she hates you.

(I'm speaking English for this one) I think you should give her some time and when you think she's ready, talk to her about it.

That's the best thing you can do for now.

tiarashine

Niff: you guys are sooo cute! my question however is what is your favorite board game?
Hunter: you seem like such a busy man how the hell do you stay so perfect?
Sebby: what kind of car do you drive?

Thank you. We do try to be cute at all times. Candy Land.

It's so simple, yet such a classic.

I rather like Clue.

:D

I'm guessing Hunt agrees.

No se. No me veo a mí mismo como perfecto aunque Seb me lo dice todo el tiempo. (I don't know. I don't see myself as perfect even though Seb tells me so all the time.)

Precious. I drive a Ford F150. I LURV TRUCKS.

Chris

Well, Seb, favorite animal?
Hunter, why you don't like Splenda? I like Splenda! And that was the most fun video ever.
Last note: I can't believe you cheated... I'm disappointed... :'(

Cats. Mr. Puss has grown on me.

Splenda es el más asqueroso de mierda que he probado en mi vida. (Splenda is the most fucking disgusting I've ever tasted in my life.)

We're sorry. My father is disappointed too, I just barely managed to convince him to let me stay at Dalton.

We're sorry.

psychoponies

Both: Have you ever smoked weed? If so what's your fave munchies food?
Hunter: How do you like to drink your coffee? We know you don't like splenda..
Oh an this is random.. but do the warblers ever have crazy parties? And who gets the most drunk before passing out?

Weed is disgusting. Trust me on this.

Umm ... bien. (Umm, okay.)

No weed for me. My father would possibly beat the shit out of me. Literally.

Is he beating you again?!

No, he hasn't since Mom died. He's actually getting better.

Good.

Agitado, no revuelto. Bromas. Me gusta la mía con crema batida. (Shaken, not stirred. Joking. I like mine with whipped cream.)

Okay then.

Oh yes. We have lots of crazy parties. Keyword here is "lots."

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Me. :D

Yay, another chapter completed.

Estamos soplando a través de estos. (We're blowing through these.)

Cheeseburgers.

Jeffers, you okay?

I'm just dandy.

El sarcasmo? (Sarcasm?)

No. No sarcasm.

Jeffy, if there's something wrong... tell me.

There's nothing wrong. I'm okay. *kisses Nick*

Young love.

Bueno, siempre todo! (Well, so long all!)

Bye!

Goodbye!

Auf Wiedersehen! (Goodbye)

AN: I feel like such an awful person for not updating sooner. I used Google Translate for the language thingy because I cannot speak German, French or Spanish. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. *kisses and hugs for you all!* And thank you thank you thank you, for making this fanfic so popular!