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Title: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Summary: It was supposed to be a normal trip to the local bar, but it turns into something far more wild.
Chapter 4 in the series I don't think I need say much about it at this point you know what to expect XD.
Returning Authors: Aquilatempestas, Lightningblade49, Shinypoochyena45, Stickersman50
LB49: Hopefully you enjoy the contribution we each put in one sentence at a time…. Yeah bad pun.
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Whitney's Miltank jumped over the moon.
That was somehow the theme of Whitney's birthday party.
Maxie was squashed by Miltank.
Before getting squashed, he took a needle of adrenalin.
Whitney's Miltank had returned, but she was no longer the Miltank Whitney had raised from an egg - something had changed!
It had become Mega Miltank with extra teat action, much to Ash's Tauros envy who had been brought along by its trainer.
Tauros was smacked by Flannery for staring at Miltank.
But then Charizard who had also came with Ash rushed towards Flannery so he could take his friend's revenge.
But Gary Motherfucking Oak came to her rescue!
He decided to make use to his second degree of being a badass and spin kicked Charizard!
Flannery swallowed the rubber duck she was holding and started quacking.
Pleasing the patrons, who threw coins at her.
Soon she'd have enough to get herself a Magmortar then they can quack together.
Charizard had finally gained his composure after the kick and looked at the one responsible with a furious look and said.
"Damn that hurts...teach me how to kick like that!"
So he found a teacher - Giovanni!
But Giovanni did not have time to waste on a peasant and sent him on his way via delivery truck to the party.
Blaise a magma commander had snuck into the delivery truck as he was searching for Maxie.
Upon arrival Blaise fell out of the delivery truck and was immediately used as a stepping stool by Charizard.
Ash was laughing his ass off because his mighty Charizard was delivered and the crushed magma commander.
Charizard spotting his trainer did what came natural.
You all know how that song and dance goes.
Maxie cried having found Blaise squished.
While all this was happening Whitney decided to start inviting the other guests.
The trio of Winona, Jasmine and Clair had just arrived but was soon trampled by the drooling Snorlax spotting the buffet table by the pool.
While all of this was happening Pikachu jumped from Ash's shoulder and ran to Whitney.
"Don't invites more guests, I am all you need!" he said giving a thumbs up.
Whitney was distracted by a flying person who was on fire wondering who that was.
Pikachu did not appreciate being ignored.
Clenching its little fist in frustration and also in preparation to strike at this... bitch, but was suddenly blindsided by something that left him in horror!
Whitney was about to invite Morty, but he stood in front of her with a grin on his face.
While the air suddenly increased its speed and force knocking everyone off balance.
Everyone looked up to see an infuriated Charizard.
At that moment, Ghetsis entered with his Hydreigon, wondering why everyone was so mesmerized by a Charizard, when his dragon was so much cooler.
And with that began the war of Dragons.
Maxie called out a Salamance he stole from Hunter J.
Who quickly escaped back to it's master.
Everyone sweat dropped at Maxie's stupidity.
Before the dragons could fight Pikachu made his plea.
"Charizard, don't fight my brother..."
Charizard gave him a wtf look.
"Because Charizard is not really your brother, but your cousin."
Pikachu yelled further increasing confusion.
"Now would one of you please save me!" He screamed being crushed by a very loving Umbreon.
Flannery quacked at Umbreon and Maxie laughed cheering up.
"Now to take care of Morty!" Pikachu thought as he ran towards Whitney's crush having snuck out from under Umbreon with her laughing.
Morty was busy meditating.
Making him quite vulnerable to the enraged mouse.
So Pikachu took advantage of the moment and attacked the man, breaking his meditation.
Morty was upset - why did the peaceful people always have to be harmed.
Because you an easy target dah! said the narrator.
His luck was getting worse by the minute accompanying the bruise from an iron tail to the head, Ash's Snorlax started mistaking people for food.
While Whitney was starting to get pissed at Pikachu for hurting her love.
So she kicked out a leg, and screamed. 'RAWR!'
Pikachu used his Ninja skills dodging like a pro.
Ash took advantage of the fight and ordered popcorn to enjoy the show more.
Morty took the popcorn for himself.
But was soon eaten by the people hungry Snorlax, to Ash's happiness.
Although the happiness didn't last long as Snorlax took the popcorn for himself and sat on Ash thinking of him as a chair.
Maxie wanted the popcorn so he snuck up on what he thought was a Munchlax.
But quickly realised he was mistaken as he snuck to a grab some popcorn much to Snorlax's anger.
Maxie was sad he had no popcorn so Blaise found him some old popcorn who had magically recovered.
Thanks to the Shaman called Gary motherfucking Oak.
Giving a third degree to his resume in being a dick.
Snorlax was getting angry.
Pikachu was getting angry.
The twin dragons were also getting angry, except for ash who was currently below the fatmon.
Breathing still through the gas that came out of the bears rear.
They may have been collectively pissed off but they had nothing on the birthday girl who was quite literally smoking from anger and from being hit from a stray flamethrower from the battling dragons.
Her hair was on fire.
"I'll help you my princess!" said the yellow mouse who released a powerful shock.
That did not help at all but further instigate the former pinky's rage.
Pikachu scratched the back of his head nervously. "Oops. I Forgot I'm not a water-type."
Maxie laughed at Flannery who was still quacking through the chaos.
Whitney was losing control of her party, so she did what she did best, took a deep breath and unleashed her wail.
Ash was quick to cover his ears to try and protect his hearing before looking at a bald whitney and busting a gut.
Snorlax was finally up and moving towards Pikachu.
Snorlax reached out to grab the mouse but was launched away by a dark pulse thanks to a love stricken Umbreon.
Charizard looked at his opponent and said. "Do you want to know a secret ?"
The other dragon nodded.
"Pikachu will be out of the picture, soon we can compete on who will be the new face of Pokémon." Said the lizard with happiness.
A look of interest crossed Hydreigon's face as Ghetsis wondered what the hell was going on.
They did not have long to contemplate said fact as Snorlax who had been sent flying by Umbreon gobbled them both in mid-air!
Ghetsis fell from the sky like a butterfly, shooting a laser beam from his covered eye destroying Whitney's home.
Since Snorlax's stomach was so big they could see each other even being inside of it, And taking the advantage Charizard kissed his new lover.
Morty.
The trio of gym leaders could be seen in the corner staring in terror at the scene, the audience no longer wanted to see inside the belly of the beast so outside viewing returned.
Ash now ran to Pikachu and told him to prepare his biggest attack.
A glint entered the mouses eye but before he could execute said order, Ash was swallowed by his own Pokémon who then took a nap under a tree.
Pikachu followed his Master's order and flew in the air with a blue energy forming in both his hands.
Bringing forth both hands together the ball of energy sparked wildly as Pikachu tried to keep control. "This party was worst ever, now Disappear, Final Flash!" the mouse roared as the yellow beam of lightning screamed down towards the earth lighting up the sky.
A strong blast was released from his hands, But Umbreon quickly hid behind Snorlax and used him as a shield.
Whitney who had been crying nonstop, keeled over in terror.
Snorlax used sleep talk for no reason forming counter firing the beam back at twice the force.
The earth had been saved from destruction from Pikachu's increased stupidity!
Pikachu soon crashed down back to earth out of gas unleashing all he had to destroy the remains of the party which was the fat lummox who had eaten everyone other than the host and Umbreon.
Umbreon took advantage and pounced on the vulnerable mouse crushed beneath the cat's body.
A wicked grin came across Umbreon's face to Pikachu's terror.
"Now slave, it's time to obey your master!" she said as she leaned in.
Pikachu woke up screaming form Ash's bed clutching his chest.
"Oh thank god it was dream, they're all dead!"
Collecting himself he could see it was night time and he could vaguely hear the screaming of Ash's mother most likely at Ash for the destruction of Oaks lab for the party.
Resting its head back on the pillow he relaxed knowing the Bieber was dead and best of all Umbreon would not be bothering him again.
Closing its eye's Pikachu relaxed taking in the sounds of Delia's sweet voice unleashing on her son and her man slave of a Pokémon.
A pair of yellow eyes glared out of the darkness stalking the still form on the bed it was time to pounce.
Something suddenly felt wrong to the mouse, there was a presence close bye if felt very close in fact it almost felt like it was breathing close to his face.
Hesitantly opening his eyes his mouth opened in silent horror, how was this bitch alive and wait if she was alive did that mean…...
Looking white as a ghost Pikachu looked out the window in the direction of the lab shaking in terror.
"Bieber…" The mouse whispered silently frozen as a happy Umbreon snuggled up to him.
It was time for her family to be born, and there was nothing Pikachu could do about it.
"Bieber!"
[LB49: That's chapter 4 the ending was done by me, please review it's good to get feedback.]