Superhero Showdown
AN: So I was going to do some Yorick thing this chapter, but then I noticed Kennen has a Deadpool-ish skin, so I came up with this.
The toddler champions and daycare staff arrive at the next daycare when someone finally remembers to count the children. "AAAAAAAAAAAAH! WE LOST FOUR CHILDREN!" a daycare staff member screams.
"Actually, it's five children, because Kled joined us," another staff member points out.
"Oh, right," the first staff member replies. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WE LOST FIVE CHILDREN!"
The daycare staff members run around the room panicking for a few minutes, before they decide to split up. Half of the staff members leave in busses to search for the kids, while the other half stay at the daycare to watch the kids. It sounds like a good idea… until the staff members at the daycare realize that there are even less of them to look after the rowdy toddler champions, many of whom are already getting into fights. The remaining daycare staff members watch in dismay as glue and safety scissors go flying through the air, the result of Veigar, Poppy, and Kennen, who is in his Deadly outfit, having a fight.
Suddenly, one of the daycare staff members has an idea. "Listen up kids! Today we're going to play a game called superheroes! I want each one of you to pick a superhero you like and pretend to save a city together!" the staff member announces, hoping her plan works.
"Dibs on Superman!" Jayce announces.
"No fair! I wanna be Superman!" Viktor whines.
"Nuh-uh! I'm more like him!" Jayce exclaims.
As Viktor gets even angrier, a daycare staff member intervenes. "Viktor, you like robots, right? Why don't you be Iron Man? He's cool, and likes robots too."
"Ok, yeah!" Viktor exclaims, cheering up.
"MY BROTHER CAN BE BATMAN!" Katarina yells.
"SHUT UP!" Talon yells back at her.
"So, Talon, you don't want to be Batman?" a daycare staff member asks, hoping to stop them from fighting.
"…I'll be Batman," Talon mumbles.
"Sivir should be Wonder Woman," Azir volunteers her. "They look similar."
"But she's mean!" Taliyah exclaims.
The daycare members sigh, realizing this could be the start of a long fight. "Sivir, do you want to be Wonder Woman?" a staff member asks.
Sivir nods.
"Ok, then you're Wonder Woman," the staff member confirms. "Who wants to be Green Lantern?"
For a while, no one says anything. Then Ezreal raises his hand part way. "Maybe?" he squeaks.
Zed laughs. "You're not brave enough if you're saying maybe! Syndra should be Green Lantern!" he announces, surprising Syndra. "She's the bravest there is!"
"Hey!" Ezreal exclaims. "I'm plenty brave, and my gauntlet can shoot any kind of lasers I need, just like Green Lantern's ring!"
"Then where is it?" Zed mocks.
"Where's your weapons?!" Ezreal retorts, pointing out that none of them have their weapons.
The staff members sigh. "Ezreal is Green Lantern," a staff member announces. "Aquaman?" he says, hoping to move things along before a fight breaks out. Yet this only makes things worse.
"NOT IT!" Fizz and Nami say at the same time, causing Nautilus to throw a temper tantrum. "NO FAIR! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE STUPID AQUAMAN?! HE'S SO STUPID! HE HAS THE WORST POWERS! FIZZ SHOULD BE AQUAMAN, BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH FISH!"
"I said not it," Fizz replies, causing Nautilus to start raging the way adult Nautilus does when Fizz troll-poles his hook.
"Who wants to be The Flash?" a daycare staff member interrupts.
"Ok," Rammus replies.
"Hey, what about me?" Hecarim asks.
"Hmm… Rammus says, thinking a bit. "Nope."
"Aww," Hecarim replies.
"Ok, on to The Avengers," a staff member says.
"I'm Iron Man!" Viktor exclaims, in case anyone forgot the awesome superhero he chose.
"My brother should be Captain America!" Lux yells.
"Huh?" Garen, who was picking his nose, asks.
"Garen should be Captain America because he is an extraordinary soldier who fights better than any other soldier, and he stands for truth, justice, and the Demacian way," Lux says smartly.
"Yay!" Garen cheers, not really paying attention to what his sister is saying.
"Poppy should be Thor, because they are both tough heroes who carry a hammer," Tristana announces.
"Aww, shucks, I'm not a hero, but thank you," Poppy says, looking embarrassed.
"What are best friends for?" Tristana says. "And you are a hero."
"Alright, Poppy is Thor then," a staff member announces. "Black Widow?"
"Me!" Evelynn and Elise say at the same time.
"My title is 'The Widowmaker'… I think," Evelynn says, struggling to remember her adult memories.
"Well I'm an actual spider, so that's way better!" Elise exclaims.
"Uh… we'll come back to Black Widow," a daycare staff member announces, not wanting to get in the middle of this fight. "Hawkeye?"
"Me!" three toddlers yell this time: Talon, Ashe, and Quinn.
"Talon! You're already Batman!" Quinn exclaims. "Besides, I have an actual hawk!"
"And I have a Hawk shot!" Ashe exclaims.
"Uh… we'll come back to Hawkeye as well," a staff member replies nervously. "Wolverine?" he asks hopefully, switching to X-Men characters in hopes there will be less arguments.
"A-WOOOOOOOO!" Warwick exclaims.
"Alright," a daycare staff member says, relieved that there was no arguing for once. "Warwick will be Wol—"
"EXCUSE ME?!" Rengar yells.
The staff member sighs. "We'll come back to that too. Mystique?" The staff member cringes as not only Evelynn and Elise, but also Leblanc, Miss Fortune, and Ahri raise their hands. "Deadpool?" the staff member asks, getting desperate now.
"Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!" Kennen exclaims, running around in circles while raising his hand. "I talk a lot, because talking is fun, and I even have this Deadpool costume, see?" he exclaims, gesturing to his Deadly outfit.
"But you do not have Katanas, and I do," Shen says, having a rare disagreement with his fellow Kinkou ninja.
"Yeah, in your adult form, but you don't have them now," Kennen points out.
"Well… yes," Shen admits.
"I should be Deadpool," Jhin announces. "You know why? 'Cause I can break the fourth wall the bestest!"
"Nuh uh! I can break it better!" Kennen exclaims, even though he has no clue what the fourth wall is.
"Nuh uh!" Jhin exclaims. "I break it the best, 'cause it's the FOURTH wall! And this is the FOURTH chapter, so I win!"
"OMG SHUT UP JHIN!" Shen yells, showing his emotions on this rare occasion.
"Halt!" Caitlyn and Vi yell, charging towards Jhin. "You're getting arrested for telling too many four jokes."
"Nuh-uh!" Jhin exclaims. "You can't arrest me!"
"Oh, right," Caitlyn mumbles. "What was that thing we have to do first?" she asks Vi, who shrugs. "Oh! Got it!" Caitlyn scribbles on a piece of paper for a few seconds, then hands Jhin a note that says Ur getting a rest four saying four two mush.
"There! Now we can arrest you!" Caitlyn exclaims. Vi holds Jhin down while Caitlyn ties him up with that rope that Jinx was swinging on in the first chapter. Why they carried it with them to every daycare, no one knows.
"Now take a nap, cupcake!" Vi yells, plopping Jhin down on a nap mat and walking away. Because Caitlyn and Vi are toddlers, they think arresting someone means that the person has to take a nap, because arrest sounds like rest.
Fortunately for Jhin, he doesn't have to rest long, as Gnar has just decided what superhero he wants to be. "MEGA GNAR SMASH!" Mega Gnar yells, looking as big and tough as the Hulk… and causing as much destruction too. Soon, the rope keeping Jhin tied up breaks… along with pretty much everything else in the daycare, causing everyone to move to a different daycare yet again.
AN: benzo24: Thanks for the review! I thought I remembered to thank you last chapter, but I guess I forgot.
Anyways, what does everyone think of the superhero choices? Do you agree? Disagree? I just realized Jhin has been in every chapter so far, and I was thinking of focusing on other characters this chapter, but then I realized it's the FOURTH chapter, and I was like… well, maybe one more chapter. I unlocked Jhin in LOL recently and have been playing him a bit, so that's probably why I keep thinking of things he could do in this story. He's not my main or anything though. My main has only been in three chapters so far. I wonder if anyone can guess who she is?