The Elsa Contest

Ashe is happy. She just finished watching Frozen and thought it was the greatest movie ever! In fact, she is so happy that she starts to sing.

"The snow glows white on the mountain tonight. Not a footprint to be seen."

"A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the queen."

"HEY!" Ashe exclaims, because Sejuani interrupted her and sang the second part. "I'm the queen! I wanna sing the Elsa song!"

"No, me!" Sejuani insists.

"The cold never bothered me anyways!"

Ashe and Sejuani both turn to stare at Lissandra, who had just sung.

"That's the ending!" Ashe exclaims. "That doesn't go there!"

"Yeah!" Sejuani agrees. "And I'm playing Elsa!" she exclaims, glaring at Ashe and Lissandra as though daring them to say otherwise.

"It's true! I like the cold," Lissandra replies. "And I'm playing Elsa. You can play Anna, Say-hey-knee, and Ashe can be Olaf."

"NO!" Sejuani and Ashe exclaim.

"I'm playing Elsa!" Sejuani exclaims. "And that's not how my name sounds!"

"Well your name sounds stupid," Lissandra replies.

"No, YOUR name sounds stupid! It sounds like an ugly lizard!" Sejuani replies.

"Yeah, and I'm not playing a GUY snow-person!" Ashe exclaims. "Olaf can be Olaf. OLAF!" Ashe yells across the room.

Olaf briefly looks in her direction before resuming his conversation with Karthus.

Sejuani rolls her eyes. "If you want him to listen, do this!" she exclaims, walking over to Olaf and grabbing his arm.

"Heeeeeeeeeeey!" Olaf exclaims, as Sejuani drags him over to where Ashe and Lissandra are staring at her.

"Olaf, you're playing Olaf!" Sejuani announces.

"O-okay?" Olaf says. He's confused, but decides not to ask questions because Sejuani is scary.

"Yeah, you just stand right here and be Olaf, and I'll be Elsa. Yay!" Ashe cheers.

"Nuh-uh! I'm playing Elsa, because I'm the strongest!" Sejuani exclaims.

"No, I'm playing Elsa, because I have the bestest ice powers!" Lissandra exclaims.

"But I'm the prettiest and most princessy!" Ashe wails.

"I AM MAOKAI!"

Everyone turns to stare at Maokai. "Well, at least he doesn't want to play Elsa," Ashe says.

"I AM MAOKAI!" Maokai repeats. He has just finished watching a movie too, only the movie he watched was Guardians of the Galaxy. Should he have really been watching a PG13- rated movie? Should Kennen, Shen, and Jhin have been familiar with R-rated Deadpool, for that matter? Probably not, but since the daycare staff are terrible babysitters, that's what he saw. Because of that, he is pretending to be Groot.

"I am Ivern!" Ivern says, walking over to Maokai. Ivern also saw Guardians of the Galaxy and liked Groot.

"I AM MAOKAI!" Maokai replies.

"I am Ivern," Ivern replies, holding a branch-like hand out to Maokai.

"I AM MAOKAI!" Maokai repeats, high-fiving Ivern.

"We are Maokai and Ivern!" they say at the same time. Somehow, the two of them have communicated their intentions to be friends and both play Groot even though all they said were their names.

Unfortunately, the three young tribe-leaders of the Freljord aren't as easy-going as Ivern. "Shut up!" Ashe exclaims, as the two tree-kids continue to say their names. She then continues to tell them to shut up each time they say their name.

"Stoooooooop! Sejuani whines, going over to Maokai and trying to drag him away like she did to Olaf. Unfortunately, Maokai is made out of wood and a lot heavier to drag. She is only able to drag him over a few inches before getting exhausted. She then tries to push Ivern, but the same thing happens. After that, she joins Ashe in telling them to shut up.

Only Lissandra doesn't seem bothered by all the annoying talking, and that's because she has a plan.

"LiiiiiiiiiSANDRA!" Lissandra yells, stepping in-between Maokai and Ivern and unleashing her ice-powers on the two grass-types. "Yay! It's super-effective!" she cheers. In fact, as she looks around, she realizes she accidently froze Ashe and Sejuani as well. Of course, she is not upset about this, rather the opposite. If anyone asks, she would tell them she planned on freezing all of them the whole time. Only Olaf managed to escape, because he had already ran away earlier right after Maokai showed up.

"See, I have the best powers, so I get to play Elsa now!" Lissandra exclaims proudly.

Unfortunately, her triumph is short-lived, as the daycare staff soon notice what she did. They then send Annie to defrost the four champions, which Annie is more than happy to do. Being able to shoot fire at people AND not get in trouble for it? Sounds like a dream come true! Unfortunately, being Annie, she gets a bit carried away….

"You smell like burning! Hahaha!" Annie laughs, as Ashe and Sejuani frantically try to extinguish their burning hair. As for Maokai and Ivern, they now have less leaves than before.

The whole freezing-then-burning incident convinces Ashe and Sejuani to let Lissandra play Elsa… at least for now….

AN: I have younger cousins who like Frozen. Apparently, there's a snowman named Olaf in the movie, and there's an Olaf in this game, and I had this chapter idea.

Anyways, thanks for the reviews! I should be able to get a chapter out at least once every other week, as long as people want to keep reading them of course.