"WHAT!" yelled Bones. He was looking at the computer in his room. He and Kirk had been looking at other students files (the parts that they, as other students, were allowed to) just for fun. First they had looked at Kirk's, Then his, Then Uhura's, then Scotty's, and so on. Finally Bones was looking at Spock's file. Kirk had lost interest awhile ago and put on his earphones (Spock and Bones had bought them for him, So they could both have some peace. It was the first thing they had fully agreed on.)

"What?" asked Kirk, taking on the earphones.

"Spock's file says his mother was human."

"Lemme see." Kirk shoved Bones aside and looked at the computer screen

"Spock, planet Vulcan, Blah Blah Blah, Parents, Ambassador Sarek of Vulcan and Amanda Grayson, originally from Earth!"

"That means Spock is half human!" said Bones, he leaned back in the chair "How could that Green-blooded Hobgoblin be half-human? He doesn't look human, doesn't act human,"

"Well he grew up on Vulcan, he probably decided it'd be easier to act Vulcan." said Jim.

"Yeah, but it's still a little weird." said Bones, "If he's half-blooded Alien, than why doesn't he act normal every now and again?"

Spock entered the room.

"Spock! Why didn't you tell us you were half-human?" asked Jim right away. Bones slapped his forehead, he was going to say next that they shouldn't tell him they knew. Ah well, at least now he had a little dirt on him.

"It was unimportant." said Spock.

"Unimportant? Your ancestry on your mother's side is unimportant!" Bones practically yelled.

"I didn't say that. I meant that despite my human ancestry, I was raised fully Vulcan, and my Vulcan ancestry is dominate in my physical appearance. Therefore, for all practical matters, I am Vulcan."

"But it's the one normal thing about you!" said Bones

"Hey, it is!" said Jim, "It pretty cool, I mean, it means we're actually members of the same race, so it's less weird."

"Let's not turn a positive into a negative Jim." said Leonard.

" 'weird' and 'normal are both extremely subjective terms." said Spock, "Neither has a decisive definition. Furthermore I am the only half-Vulcan ever, which means there is no norm as to how I am supposed to act so I choose to be Vulcan in all outward manners. And also.."

"Would you be quiet!" said Bones, He was really annoyed with Spock, he didn't know why, maybe it was just stress from school or just all the annoying things adding up over the year, wither way he lost it. "We were just surprised that you weren't full Vulcan, so we reacted in the way humans do to a lot of stuff, emotionally! Well please, excuse me for being human, but since you're human, you might wanna excuse yourself too, you pointy-eared , green-blooded, half-breed, "

He didn't get any further because Spock punched him.

He hit him in the face pretty hard, he went sprawling. He sat up as soon as he could, his head hurt really bad and his nose was bleeding, plus he had hit his face landing and gotten a black eye, at least he still had all of his teeth.

"O my gosh! Bones, are you okay?" asked Jim, "We should get you to the doctor right now, you might have a concussion, and there's sure damage to your face, good thing you weren't too handsome-"

"Pay up, thirty-five credits." said Bones as Jim helped him up.

"What?" asked Spock, finally speaking.

"Jim and I had a bet on who could make you crack first, and I think I just won" said McCoy.

"Well as long as I am, as you put it, 'Cracked' I would like to say that I'm not surprised you won the bet, you are actually very aggravating, and I would like it if you wouldn't report me."

"Well you've not reported Jim and I more than once so I guess I won't" said Bones, plugging his nose to stop the bleeding.

"I won't either," Said Kirk "Now come on, help me get Bones to the doctor before he passes out or something!"

"Hey Spock," said Bones, "You got a good fist."

"Thank you Leonard." said Spock, "And I hope you realize this incident has only strengthened my position, I intend to live as a Vulcan."

"Dang!"

Yeah, nothing reallt happened here, but while I was thinking about what to type, I realized nothing anywhere in this story mentioned Spock's parents, or that he's half human, so I just had to do this.