Hehehe, that happened to me one time. No girlfriend though but still.
Chapter Nine – Great…Just Great
Yeah, there are way better things to do like reading a good book or watching tv, break someone's back or hell, in Alex's case, hunt. Not...
"C'mon Lexi, I said I was sorry." Listenin' to that.
To say Alex can hold a grudge was a huge fuckin' understatement. Oh yeah, he was still pissed about that bill.
'You're being a nag 'bout this, you know.' Dana sighed in his head.
Okay, he may be a little overreacting but dammit he paid 10,000 friggin pounds! And she ditched him!
"I heard you the first time." He grumbled as they walked out of the hospital. It has been a few days since that bar incident and they worked at the same hospital.
Well, Alex worked there and Elise was an intern or something.
Elise sighed. 'And I thought I was the bitch of us two.' She giggled at the thought. By far, she would never be a bitch.
Yeah, right.
"Now if you don't mind, I think I'll go home." Alex said as he got in the his mustang.
He almost jumped when Elise got in. 'What the hell is she doing here?'
"What?"
Elise looked at him innocently. "What, what?"
Alex rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Why are you in my car?" He didn't had time for her shit. One more smart ass comment and he may just snap.
"I just wanna hang with you, now drive." She chuckled and mushed him forward.
Alex sweatdropped and grumbled in annoyance. 'Welcome to hell, Alex.' He said in a depressing way. At least he'll go out with dignity.
As Alex drove to his manor, Elise took it upon herself to just stay quiet, much to his delight and suspicion.
He knew her and this silence usually follows something...
Oh, hell.
Elise just stared out the window enjoying the view of the countryside. The city was nice but this was just like when she was a little girl.
Running like an idiot and naked to bare. Ah, good times, goooood times.
She would occasionally look over to Alex and see that he calmed down somewhat, which was good. 'Because he'll need it.'
'Heeyyyy, looks like Lexi gonna have some fun tonight.' Dana laughed that made Alex shudder.
'One more word, Dana, and I'll personally tear you from my fuckin' brain.' He growled to her, which she just laughed off.
'Oh come on, you know you like her. Just fuck the girl and be done with it.' Dana said so plainly and simply that Alex really could feel his biomass writhing by themselves.
Instead of prolonging a losing battle, he wisely cut the connection but not before getting a "Remember to use protection" from her.
Okay, she must have been a fuck machine if that happened. Wait, what?
When Alex parked his car and went to the door, Elise caught up to him, making him groan inwardly. This was gonna be a lllooooonnngggg day.
Alex went to the kitchen and got a can of beer, if Elise wanted some then too bad for her thirsty ass.
"Harsh, you get a can of beer and not get me some." She pouted when Alex came in the living room with a can of beer.
"Hey, if you want one, you can get one." He shrugged and sipped on the can.
Elise huffed and did went to get one.
Finally, a moment of fuckin' peace.
Alex plopped down at the couch and turned on the T.V. Well, nothin' on except those shitty ass tele novellas. No wonder they got cancelled, they're a boat load of crap.
Snorting in annoyance, he changed the channel to the news.
Aaaaand cue Blackwatch shit.
"It has been a few weeks since video footage of the disturbing...things that Blackwatch and Gentek have done in NYZ. The American people was so appalled by this that they all surged to eliminate Blackwatch and..."
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, shut up stupid." Alex grumbled and changed the channel. Really, humans should really learn to shut the fuck up. And grow a brain or two.
Elise entered the living room with two cans of beer. "Hm, where the heck is that Alex?" She looked around, even though he was in plain sight.
"Oh well." She shrugged and went over to the couch. "The hell? Why is the T.V. on?"
"Uh, Elise?" Alex said but looks like she didn't hear him.
"That ass really needs to turn off the T.V. when he's not using it."
"What the?"
She turned off the T.V. and Alex gave out a "Hey I was watching that!"
"Huh, what was that? Am I fuckin' hearing things now?" Elise looked around trying to find the sound.
Alex sweatdropped and face palmed. He swore this asshole had a smirk on her face.
Oh, how he loves to smash that pretty face in. Wait a minute, did he just thought her face as...pretty? Eeew.
Elise then sat, or more like jumped, into the couch. Right on top of Alex.
Alex grunted and Elise giggled mentally. 'Ain't I a stincka'.'
"What the - why is this sofa all hard. And lumpy." She rocked her ass and Alex let out an, well, it goes along the lines of "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN' YOU FUCKIN' BITCH?!"
Yeah, anyone would be pissed about that. Except if you're that desperate.
"All right enough of this shit." He growled and practically dragged Elise down with him. So to speak...
"Hey, what are you-"
CRASH!
"Hold still!"
BOOM!
"Make me!"
BREAK!
"Get back here!"
SPLAT!
"Haha!"
Alex growled as he wiped the cake off his face. She can come in to his home, make fun of him, hell, destroy his house for all he cares.
But if you destroy his strawberry cheesecake with sprinkles, trout brains and elk liver, shit just got real.
"ELISE, YOUR ASS IS MINE!" Thunder roared through the sky.
That said woman turned around and saw Alex with a flaming aura and a bad case of red eye.
"Now, now, Alex. Let's just talk this over." She backed up nervously while Alex advanced with predatory finesse.
He was not happy. Or whatever you call it but damn was he mad. Okay, furious but you get the idea.
"Run." And they were off!
Elise ran full speed through Alex's home with him on hot pursuit. She should be afraid but being the crazy ass we all know and love, she laughed.
"Woohoo!" She was practically jumping for joy.
'I'm gonna kill this bitch.' Alex growled under his breath as they rounded a corner. He was set on making her pay for costing him a perfectly good cake and all she was doing was laughing. And running!
"Slow down, will ya' so I can gouge your eyeballs out and shove 'em up your bony ass!" Alex snarled when he cornered her at the kitchen table.
She whistled. "Wow, and I get that that was a bit humane even for you."
Alex tried to grab her, but to his eternal shame, she just avoided him. "Oh, and what would you do?"
"I'd catch me first, for starters." She giggled when Alex growled in annoyance. "And then I would force feed me some worms and then make me drink some pig piss."
Alex grabbed her leg, making her fall over but she kept talking anyway. "Then, I would reach up my ass and pull them out that way and do it again and again and again."
She got up and ran to the living room.
'Hehe, wow. Well, better not keep the lady waiting. Go have some fun, Lexi boy, you know you want to.' Dana said before being shut out again.
Standing up, he stalked his way to the living room with Elise standing in the middle.
"That's something you would do, but I like to go to the extreme." Alex said smirking.
Elise backed up almost like inviting Alex over. "Please, do tell."
Alex chuckled darkly and slowly stalked towards her. "First, I'd hold you down." He cracked his knuckles.
"Then, I'd move my hands all over your body." Elise was getting a little nervous by kept a sly face.
"Once that bit's over, I'd go for your shirt." Alex finally backed her up to a wall. No escape now.
He placed his arms on either side of the wall, caging her in. "Then, I'd look into your eyes as I played with you. See the pain, humiliation, and most of all, lust." He said, slowly leaning towards her.
Elise didn't know why, but this detailed rape scene was really turning her on.
"I'd say, 'Well, well, well, looks like the big bad crazy bitch is begging on her knees.'" Alex whispered in her ear.
He slowly moved his arms over her sides, making Elise jump in surprise.
"Then, I'd tear every bit of that fuckin' outfit off until you're nothing more than piece of meat just waiting for fucking."
She shivered when Alex breathed down her neck.
"I'd watch you scream and squirm like the little bitch you are." He snarled and slowly moved his hands over her ass.
Elise had to suppress a moan from it. This was a rape scene, you know.
'Oh god, he's good.'
'NO, you idiot! He's gonna rape you!'
'But, what if I want it.'
'Are you that much of a hoe?!'
'Well, I haven't had sex in a while...'
'Just shut up and get outta there!'
'But I want him.'
'No!'
'Yes.'
'Hell the fuck no, Bad Elise!'
'Oh, hell to the fuckin' YES!'
She argued with herself. How the hell anyone does that is beyond me. Elise could just imagine steam coming from her, which was really happening.
Alex went to kiss her very slowly. Elise's mind was racing. The fuck she wanted to kiss, oh yeah she really wanted to kiss him.
She drifted her eyes shut, waiting to taste his lips on hers. But, wouldn't you know it, nothing came.
Elise snapped her eyes open and that damn Alex wasn't there! What's worse was that he was lying on the couch.
That bastard, that idiot, that fucking fuck! He just left her standing there like an idiot.
"Why that little..." She snarled and let out a few calming breaths. She may have been left unsatisfied but his fingers still wouldn't leave her.
Damn, that man could seduce. And it took a lot to seduce her.
"Hey, don't just stand there. And you still owe me a cake." Alex said plainly.
"Well, boohoo for you. All that just for a damn cake." Elise shook her head as she moved towards the couch.
"Hey, that cake was delicious and you just had to throw it in my face." He growled.
Elise giggled and leaned down on his face. "Yeah, then too bad for poor old Lexi." She feigned despair.
Alex said nothing but grunted and stared at the ceiling. No use and dignity in saying anything to her, probably would be best to just shut up.
Sighing, Elise sat down on the couch and laid his head on her lap.
"The hell are you doin'?"
"Just shut up already. Sheesh, you complain more than a bitch does."
'Well, she has a point there, buddy.'
'Shut your mouth, Dana!'
Alex just shrugged and laid back down on her sweet, lusciously soft lap. Okay, that was uncalled for.
"You still owe me a cake." Alex said after a few moments.
Elise rolled her eyes. "You little fuck. The hell was that cake anyway so I can shove it up your ass."
Alex shrugged. "Strawberry cheese cake with sprinkles, trout brains and elk liver. "
"Oh that's not so bad, I can totally - THE FUCK?!" Did she just hear that straight or is she finally gone insane.
"Hey, it's delicious." Oh God.
Elise didn't know to be disgusted or just plain grossed out. And worst of all, he was going to kiss her. 'Mental note: Wash out my mouth with acid.'
"Dude, that's just...nasty" Elise said gagging, trying to get that horrifying sight out of her mind.
"No need for that, and besides it's not like I'm some kind of cannibal or something." Alex had an evil grin on that Elise saw in full color.
In all honesty, she liked him. He was even more crazed than her. Just not the carnivorous part.
"Mhm." She just nodded. She's gonna have some problems now with cake.
They just stayed there. Well, for the most part. Like a dog and cat, they just can't seem to get along. Most of the time.
"Why don't you get some, you know, vacation time. You really need it," Elise pointed out.
"Name one time I've been working too hard."
"You crashed an ambulance." Elise deadpanned and Alex scowled.
^Flashback^
"Dr. Frost, may you please stop your joy riding bullshit." The PA said, almost depressed.
"Woohoo!"
The said lunatic in a doctor's coat spun circles in an ambulance. "Hey, get outta my way!"
He almost ran over Elise.
"Hey, Alex, once you get out of that blasted ambulance, I'm gonna tear you limb from limb!" She threw a soda can at him.
Well, he did crash it and it took him almost two hours to run from a very angry Elise.
^Present^
'Yeah, you sure know how to cause shit in every way possible.' Dana gave the mental equivalent of a kick to the nuts.
Hurts like fuck.
"In my defense, I was bored." Alex said plainly and Elise slugged him in the face.
"You almost ran over me!"
"And unfortunately, you're still here." Alex massaged his jaw. Damn, the woman can pack a punch.
"One of these days, Alex, one of these days-"
"You'll shut up and never bother me again?" He interrupted her.
Elise just sighed, there was no end to this maniac. Just like her. Scary.
"Whatever, whatya' watchin' anyway?"
Alex shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know, just watch what you want. I don't care."
"And will the master of the house do?" She asked sweetly and he rolled his eyes.
"Sleeping. And don't you dare redecorate my face." He growled at her and Elise feigned hurt.
"Why, I never. I would never do that."
"You did it to Sabrina, so why not with me." Alex deadpanned and Elise giggled at the memory.
She held up here right hand and crossed her heart with the left. "I swear to you right now, Alex, That I will not redecorate your already disfigured face."
Alex smiled sweetly at that and touched her cheek. "And I swear that..." He pinched her cheeks hard. "YOU WILL NOT SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN IF YOU SO MUCH AS PUT MAKE UP ON MY FACE!"
Elise massaged her sore face. "Sheesh, no need to do that."
"Course I do, we both know that you would too."
Well, he did have a point.
"Point taken. Now sweet dreams oh wise and terribly gracious host." Elise said mockingly.
Alex huffed and closed his eyes. "Women." He mumbled under his breath but Elise heard.
Before she could make a smart ass retort, Alex was already sleeping like a log.
Elise shook her head amusedly at this idiot. "Men." She turned on the T.V. before falling asleep after watching reruns of some bullshit TV series.
^Blackwatch Base^
Colonel Rooks was overseeing the activation of HADES in his office. "Are you sure this is a good idea? Sir." Lt. Riley asked.
"No, HADES is untested in combat but it's we got to kill Mercer." Rook sighed. He'll admit that, compared to Mercer, HADES was an untested weapon.
"But it's our only shot at killing that fucker. Commence the activation, passcode Lima Charlie X-ray 3275."
"HADES combat drone activating. Neural implants firing. HADES online."
"HADES, your mission is simple. Terminate Codename ZUES."
"HADES copies all."