Caitlyn enters the office with Garrus in hand, sleeping of course. What she finds is her room trashed with a gapping hole in the wall and Vi cleaning up the place while fuming.
"She escaped?" Caitlyn asked, showing no surprise.
"Yeah, she escaped." said Vi, looking up to see Garrus.
Vi stared at him for a good long minute and eventually figured it out. Garrus wore a navy blue kimono and grey hakama including black samurai armor with a gold trim: Only his shoulders had armor draped over them, but the size could easily shield his entire body if he curled up into a ball. From a distance, it looks as if he wore a cape. His miniature helmet was hanging behind his back by a rope, showing off his black hair and his pointy canine ears.
Vi rubs his head and begins to squeeze his cheeks, making funny faces.
"Tat hwurts, Bi-swan." Said Garrus while his face was stretched to the sides.
"Oops. Sorry, sorry." Vi said taking him from Caitlyn and kissing his red cheeks.
Vi stops once she realized that she was out of character and Caitlyn had a smirk on her face.
"A-anyway, welcome back, Garrus." said Vi, putting on her serious face.
Garrus shows his gratitude by burying his face into her neck, causing her to giggle since she was ticklish. Caitlyn suppresses a laugh, gaining her attention.
"So, Jinx escaped? Anything else?" Caitlyn asks, teasing Garrus' tail.
"No. I guarantee Jinx will act up soon though." Vi said, twirling his hair.
"Why is everyone accepting them so naturally?" Shen asks, puzzled by the chain of events.
"Why not? They're adorable." His mother answers.
Shen still lacks an understanding as he continues to observe their interactions, especially Vi, who looked as if she could barely control herself.
Days later, Jinx is, as expected, causing trouble in Piltover. Hold up in a bank with minions firing at law enforcement. Caitlyn and Vi observe from a safe distance as they prep Garrus.
"Err, I know the previous Garrus could handle bullets, but he seems more... squishy." said Vi as Caitlyn adjusts his helmet.
"He can handle it. I have a feeling. Can you do it, Garrus?" Caitlyn asks after placing a pair of handcuffs around his body.
"Un! I get to meet Jinx-neechan, right?" Garrus asked, holding the other end of the cuffs meant for Jinx.
"Of course. Just be sure to surprise her, okay?" Said Caitlyn, with a sinister smile sprawled across her face.
"Y-yeah and be safe." Vi tells him, ignoring her partner.
"Vi-san." Garrus runs up to Vi with arms extended and lips puckered.
"What? Now?" Vi panics, looking around to make sure no one was looking.
Vi tells Caitlyn to advert her eyes which she sort of does then plants a wet one on his cheek after he gave her one on the nose.
Garrus was finally off leaving behind a blushing enforcer and snickering sheriff. Just as Caitlyn predicted, bullets were bouncing off him like marshmallows, even his bare face was bulletproof. Jinx was inside a vault of gold bricks waiting for her rival to confront her, totally unaware that Garrus just ran through the front reinforced steel gates. The minions were too focused on the outside to take notice of the wondering Garrus with a pair of handcuffs with Jinx's name on it.
Crawling through the vault door, Garrus has Jinx in his sights and she was about to be caught off guard. With headphones put on blast, Jinx never hears Garrus as he tumbles over gold bars left and right. Jinx suddenly gets a wake up call after she felt something tighten around her ankle. Looking down, she finds him fiddling with her ankle until she taps him on the head. Garrus looks up with his amber eyes.
"Garrus?" Jinx asks in confusion.
He was spooked when his cover was blown and dashes off with Jinx chained to him. Screams echo throughout the bank as Garrus drags the Loose Cannon through desks, chairs, walls and eventually metal door. He even got lost, ending up on the roof at some point.
"Here he comes." Caitlyn says, looking through her scope.
A cloud trail stops in front of the duo and the dust clears, revealing Garrus with an unconscious Jinx right behind him.
"Good work, Garrus." VI tells him, patting his head.
"Oh dear, Jinx is sleeping. Garrus, give her that special kiss you give to Vi in the mornings." Caitlyn asks, teasing Vi nonstop.
Just as Garrus was about to do so, Vi scoops him up.
"No need. A bucket of ice water will do the trick." Vi interjects before exiting the scene.
"B-but Jinx-neesan won't wake up if I don't kiss her." Garrus says, looking overly concerned.
"Don't be silly, that only works on certain people. Jinx just needs some water...ice cold water." said Vi, kissing his forehead.
Caitlyn just sighs at the sight of the two and orders everyone to clear out the building while placing Jinx into an armored van with more restraints.
AN: Sorry for the short chapters, but... you know...SCHOOL! (╬ಠ益ಠ)