John Riley thought about how his wife had absolutely no idea how absolutely stunning she looked with her pregnant belly and those eight months of pregnancy.

The dress she wore today already gave him many sleepless nights. Never had she looked more gorgeous and lively than right now. Whether it was the baby or him, he had no idea, but there was no doubt he was in love with her more than ever. However John felt guilty that looking at her kept him constantly horny like a teenage boy. What kind of father would behave in such ways, having naughty thoughts about the mother of his unborn child all day long?

He sighed, "And they say that female hormones are out of control during a pregnancy."

He once again needed a cold shower.

Joss had to shake her head as she studied her husbands most recent behavior.

Ever since their latest prematernity medical care as the doctor, who had noticed the way John looked at Joss, told her to keep things slow, John jumped to conclusions and shifted into his "overprotective mode", which meant no more sexy times for him and his wife.

Yes, she knew what that dress did to him, that's why she wore it as often as she still was able to, since she didn't feel very sexy at all with all the weight she was carrying with her. Oh yes, she knew EXACTLY what it did to him, but instead of taking care of this matter he decided to run to the shower. Every damn time.

It was frustrating and slowly killing her.

Sure, a freshly showered John was quiete a show, but all it caused her, was to feel horny and as a result she was sexually frustrated and pushy.

It was pathetic. She was desperate with need and longing for him to finally touch her again. But of course John didn't know how to read any of her signs. He was completely clueless. What kind of mother would behave in such a ways, having naughty thoughts about the father of her unborn child all day long?

She sighed, "And they say women act strange during a pregnancy."

She decided to end this little family drama once and for all.

The shower was doing its job, cold and fast, and it allowed his mind to drift from naughty thoughts to touching thoughts.

He remembered it like yesterday as Joss told him that he was going to become a father. Of course in Joss's own unique way of telling him.

They just had finished a very special round of love making. More intense and mindblowing than ever before. He even had passed out at one time. He sensed that something had changed. She was more responsive to his touches, to the way he made love to her. After they were done she started to cry. It nearly broke his heart, not knowing the reason for her tears, fearing he had hurt her somehow. Hugged tightly after he tried to soothe her, she drifted of into sleep, while John couldn't sleep, he was way too concerned about his wife and her sudden tears.

As she opened her eyes the next morning, she was greeted with the very worried blue eyes of her husband.

"Hi dad." She simply said as she stretched out like a cat. She hadn't felt that great since a very long time and that thanks to John and his love.

"Are you okay Joss? You scared the hell out of me last night.", he wanted to know.

"I said hi dad." She giggled girlish.

"Yeah I heard that. Now will you please tell me what's going on here, since I haven't CLOSED an eye since yesterday." He was getting upset with her for not been taken serious.

"I told you twice already. For an ex-super CIA spy you're painstakingly slow of comprehension." She giggled again.

"Told me what?…..Oh!…OHH!…..You mean i-i-i, we're pregnant?" he stammered, not being able to find the right words. "How?"

"Well first there were the birds and the bees to begin with," she laughed and cried because of his wonderful reaction.

"Oh my god Joss, i-i-i'm going to become a father!" he cried helplessly as the full realization hit him, feeling overjoyed and very scared at the same time.

"I love you so very much!" Joss gently wiped away his tears and kissed him.

John had to smile.

"JOHN?", he heard his wife calling for him. Something in her voice let his composure turn into panic. Please don't let something had happened to the baby, but he calmed down immediately as he stormed his way out of their bathroom and saw that Joss was sitting on their bed, obviously waiting for him. She patted beside her.

"Come here, honey."

He swallowed hard, unable to move. God she was so incredible gorgeous.

"John? Need a hand?" She slyly grinned.

He swallowed hard again. Still unable to move. She looked like a goddess. His goddess. "Oh,..." he casually realized he still was completely naked under his towel.

Joss had enough. She loved this man to death, but right now she could have pulled the trigger personally. This was getting ridiculous. Fiercely she took his hand.

"John, look at me. LOOK AT ME. Honey, we need to stop...THIS...You need to stop this."

"Stopping what?" This dress and her pregnant belly did things to him, he won't ever tell her. His poor heart was racing on full speed. She really had no idea what she was doing to him, he sighed.

But she just showed him a knowing smile. So she knew after all, of course she knew. It was Joss.

"I'm sorry, love." Suddenly overwhelmed by his emotions and love for her, he got on his knees and caressed her belly, whispering soft and sweet words to both, the baby and her. He continued to tease his wife and unborn child with feather-light soft kisses.

"Johaaaan stop, if you don ", she panted, feeling slightly overwhelmed by his sudden actions. He looked so hot only wearing the towel and oh my god this damp hair. She wanted him, wanted him so badly and he had no idea.

"I'm sorry Joss, it's just not every day me become a father. Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"I don't know John. Maybe that is because our damn shower or this little wonder here," she pointed to her wonderful pregnant belly "seem to know you so much better these days." She complaint and showed him the pout he loved so much.

Looking up at her, he let out a hoarse chuckle "Didn't know my wife could be jealous of herself." He was amused. "Babygirl, your mother is amazing. She is the only woman i know, who is jealous of herself."

"Smartass," she pouted" besides you don't know if it's a girl John, i haven't told you our child's gender."

"Trust me Joss. It's a girl and she is as stubborn as her mother." He smirked.

"Aaaaaand what makes you figure that out?" Her fingers started to run along his naked chest and he felt a shiver running down his spine.

"Well she constantly kicks you and if I nicely ask her to stop with it, she refused to listen to her daddy. My boy wouldn't do that. He would protect his mother at any costs." he proudly stated.

"You are crazy." she laughed.

"Crazy about you and this big belly down there," he stopped her fingers."Come here Joss, let me show you how crazy you dri.."

He couldn't finish, Joss had grabbed him for a long and passionate kiss.

He was so damn cute if it came to their "babygirl". He was right, but she promised she won't tell him.

"Shut up John, you're not the only one driving somebody cra..."

He hold onto her, kissed her longingly again, so that she moaned into his mouth.

"Joss you have no idea," he seductively whispered into her right ear "how this turns me on. But our situation. The doctor told us that I can't have you the way i want to. I won't gonna hurt the baby, even if it kills me not having you right now."

"Mmmmh John, believe it or not," she pulled away the towel "but i'm not the only pregnant woman in this world. There are ways, LOTS of ways we could make ourselves some sexy times. In fact i got something on my mind right now and just for the record, taking it slow doesn't mean to stop having sex." Her hand was coming for him, relentlessly. "Of course the shower is still an opportunity." She eyed him with a devilish smile, as she licked her full lips. John felt himself becoming weak

"FoRGET abOUT THAT JoooOSSS...mmmhhh show ME WHAT yoU Got IN MIND…AHHHH."

As he lay down on their bed, her talented hands and mouth went to work and the only thing John was able to think, as he gave in to the demand of his body as his incredible wife worked her magic to relief him of his "pain" was, if only i had known earlier…

Today he was a very lucky man and as a man of his word, he took care of his wifes needs a little later, too.

No more sleepless nights and no more family drama. For now…