The idea for this chapter came from a reviewer, DragonsRme. Enjoy!

Kirk, Spock, Bones and Sulu were in Sulu and Chekov's room. Summer vacation was technically over, but classes didn't start for a week.

Chekov was sitting on the bed, talking extremely fast and occasionally lapsing into Russian.

"So let's just go over this again." said Bones. "'Cause I'm still not quite sure what happened. Kirk came to give Chekov his class list because his PADD is broken..."

"...And he looked really, super tired." said Jim. "I mean, walking dead tired. So I asked him if he was as tired as he looked, and he said yes, so I went and replicated this old drink that my dad used to let us have, my mom hated it, said it was really bad for us, but it gives you a lot of energy."

"It vas called a 'Monster'." said Chekov, he gigged. "I can't believe I vas tired!" He started laughing. Sulu rolled his eyes, and walked over to his roommate.

"Hey, Pav, tell me about your cousin you were talking about, what was his name?" Chekov abruptly stopped laughing and launched back into his ongoing narrative.

"I walked in on Jim trying to get Chekov to sit down. And he was going on like he is now, and that was have an hour ago."

"James, how big are these energy drinks?"

"Umm, I dunno. Less than twenty ounces."

"And more than ten?" asked Bones.

"Probably." said Kirk. Chekov jumped up.

"I'm bored. Hikaru, let's go surfing!" He ran toward the door, Spock grabbed his collar.

"You don't know how to surf, Pavel." said Hikaru, sitting his roommate back down.

"I can learn! It's a Russian sport after all." Bones went over to Chekov, who was still being restrained by Hikaru and took his pulse.

"Good grief, hummingbirds don't have pulses like that!" said Leonard.

"Let me go!" whined Chekov.

"Just sit still for one more minute, okay, Pav?" pleaded Sulu.

"How many energy drinks did Pavel have, James?" asked Spock.

"I dunno, he really liked them." said Kirk, he ran a hand through his hair. "Maybe, three?"

"I had five!" Chekov popped up.

"What's in them?" asked Hikaru.

"The cans are in the waste basket over there, the nutrition and ingredients lists are accurate." said Jim. Spock went over and got one of the cans. His eyebrow went higher and higher as he kept reading.

"Gimme that." said Bones. He read the can.

"YOU HAD FIVE OF THESE?" he yelled.

"Uh-huh." said Chekov and started giggling. "They're good!"

"There's nothing good in these! It may as well be poison! Jim!" screeched McCoy.

"What? He'll live, I'm proof."

"You have had five of these at one time?" inquired Spock.

"No, but-"

"Jim," interrupted Hikaru, "I have plans tonight, well, had plans. My girlfriend and I were going to go out because she's not a cadet so she's leaving soon to go back to Japan and I am NOT sitting here all night waiting for Pavel to finally crash."

"How can I crash? I'm sitting still? Hikaru, I'm bored! Let's go and-"

"In a little bit." said Sulu.

"Well, Jim started it, he should have to deal with Chekov." said Bones.

"that seems logical." said Spock.

"Okay, Sulu. Hurry up and leave, your girl's waiting!"said Leonard

"Thanks!" Hikaru left.

"Hey! I don't need vatching! I'm sewenteen! I can-" Jim put a hand on Chekov's mouth.

"Chill, Pav, please!" he said.

"Well, Spock and I better be off." said Leonard and headed for the door.

"Wait! You can't just abandon me here with a hyper Chekov!" said Jim.

"Sure we can." said Bones.

"Please, Spock, Leonard? Just stay? I won't play any pop music for two weeks, I swear! Pleeease?"

"You're almost as bad as Chekov." grumbled Bones. He sighed. "Fines, I'll stay. Spock?"

"I will admit I am not fond of the idea of spending my evening watching Pavel, but it would be illogical to leave you two in this situation as most likely you cannot handle it."

"I might have just been insulted, I am not sure." said Bones.

"Mmmhh!" Chekov tried to shout through Jim's hand. Jim removed his hand.

"Zat vasn't funny!" said Chekov. "Vhy vould you do zat even? I have a right to talk! As a citizen of Russia- "

"Russia does not have citizens anymore, as it is not an independent country, but under the jurisdiction of United Earth and The Federation." stated Spock. Chekov lunged at him.

"Whoa, slow down there!" Kirk grabbed Chekov.

"But he's insulting me!"

"No, he's not. And he's not insulting Russia either. He's only stating facts." said Kirk.

"Oh." Chekov sat down where he was, on the floor. "I'm bored. Hey! Let's go find Montgomery and ask him if ve can ride his motorbike."

"Dear Lord, no. That motorcycle has caused enough problems already." said Bones.

"Pick something else, Pav." said Kirk.

"Okay! Let's go find somewhere zat rents bicycles, and zen race zem across ze campus!" said Pavel. "Come on! Let's go!" The hyper Russian jumped up and raced out of the room. Jim groaned and ran after him. He dragged Pavel back in a few minutes later, screaming in Russian adn fighting with all his might against the older, larger boy. Kirk threw him onto on of the beds in the room, where Spock was sitting.

"Vhy did you do zat! Everybody hates me!" Chekov started bawling.

"Illogical." said Spock

Bones sat down next to him. "Nobody hates you, Pav. Now, please stop the waterworks." Chekov immediately stopped crying. Then he perked up.

"Hey! I have an idea! Let's go to the kitchens and see if zey'll let us use cook somezing! I'll make you all Russian food! And zen Ve can bring some back for Hikaru to eat later!" Spock held Chekov down so he wouldn't leave the room.

"LETMEGO!LETMEGO!LETMEGO! I'M TELLING!" screamed Chekov. Bones clamped a hand over Chekov's mouth, muffling him. Kirk locked the door. and groaned.

"This is gonna be a long night. fellas."

Bones groaned as Spock's alarm went off the next morning.

"Turn that thing off!" Spock shut off the alarm clock. McCoy and Kirk pulled themselves out of bed after Spock turned the lights on.

"Five fourty-five. You let us sleep in today." said Kirk. "Ohhhh, my head! This is worse than a hangover."

"Yeah, well it was your idea to let Chekov listen to you bloody pop music to keep him occupied.

"Hey, I offered him my headphones. And my head doesn't hurt 'cause of the music, it hurts 'cause of the volume."

"Leonard, James, if you both could save you bikering for a later time, I would be oblidged." said Spock.

"Fine." said Kirk. "But we did it. We kept him in the room, kept him mostly quiet, and even got him to crash before Sulu got back"

"Yup, he went out like Spock pinched him on the neck." said Bones cheerily. The he though about what he said. adn then turned to Spock.

"You sneaky hobgoblin! You could've put him to sleep right away! instead we had to deal with him for over three hours! You sly, green-blooded, son of-"

"If you could restrain yourself Leonard." said Spock. "I could have used a Vulcan nerve pinch, but I though it best to let James expirience the consquence of his actions."

"Don't worry, I definetly expirienced something." said Jim. "but I think it was a the brink of insanity." Jim jumped up. "I call first shower!"

"You can't do that." said Bones. "I'm not actually awake yet.

"Really? Because you were awake enough to fight with Spock." Kirk pointed out. And then went into the bathroom.

"I hate you sometimes, Spock." said Bones.

"I will assume this is a case of human exaggeration." said Spock. Bones sighed.

"I guess." Bones chuckled.

"I fail to see what is amusing." said Spock.

"Everything aches, and my head hurts." said Bones. "But however I feel. I'll bet Pavel feels way worse."

Yes, I know I haven't updated anyhting in awhile. I've been super busy. I swear! On another note. I had this idea to do a mirrorverse chapter for this story. I'm only going to do it if some of my readers want it though. Thanks for waiting so long for this story!