A/N : Of course there is a sex scene. There is no sex in it, though. Bummer.

Shepard & Liara's bedroom. Thessia.

Those two are trying to decide who is going to be on top this time. This turns out to be more difficult than they thought, because they are both playing to lose.

Shepard (playfully)
"OK, who is more badass, then. You or me."

Liara
"You saved the galaxy. You score one. I give up. Make love to me now."

Shepard
"Dr T'Soni, you thought it would be that easy ?
First, I did it for you. Second, I couldn't do it without you. Third, you were there anyway.
That makes it a draw. Your turn."

Liara
"You found me, gift-wrapped in this Prothean bubble on Therum.
I was your damsel in distress, you were my knight in shining armor, and you rescued me.
I am definitely yours here."

Shepard
"Hm, that could almost work, but not so fast.
I fell in love with you that day, you know. At first sight.
And you really made me work for it. You made me crawl for that first kiss.
The one who is definitely scoring here is you."

Liara
(laughing) "I was so obsessed about Protheans at that time, and beacons inside your head...
I didn't realize I was so into you until...
Damn. Still a draw."

Shepard
"My turn. You're such a damn sexy space babe. Who knew reality would exceed all nerd fantasies ? That we could really get blue sexy alien girls ?"

Shepard puts her finger on Liara's forehead and moves the tip down, along her nose, and ends up on her lips.

Shepard
(solemnly, staring straight into her eyes)
"That I would get my own space babe... and love her... I love you."

Liara
"Shepard, please. You are a very sexy alien. You look like us, you also have breasts, and this beautiful hair on your head, which I find unbelievably sexy... Not to mention your color, or the… ahmmmmm... taste..."

Liara seems to have problems at this point. Remembering where she stuck her tongue prevents her from thinking about anything else.

Liara
(gasp)
"Also, I might add, after first contact, after you and the Turians had finally stopped your childish fight, social networks were swarming with messages like 'duuuude, blue is ouuuut, those humans are hoooot, I want one'. Humans were the new fashionable sex toys, you know. When this happened, I was in a cave, I had never had sex with anyone, wasn't really interested in it, and I still got hot pictures of humans showing up on my terminal. So please, either this one is a draw, or you have no shame."

Shepard
(laughing) "Damn. We're not getting anywhere."

Liara
"No, we're not. Unless 'hotter' is a place. Kiss me."

Shepard
"Can I just award you one point for kissing me so well, so you win, you get to fuck me, and we get this over with ?
I just give up."

Liara
"Shepard never gives up."

Shepard
"Damn you're good.
How about... I know you had my back during all those missions, covering me. You should score."

Liara
"You know all I was doing was stare at your butt.
Your butt should definitely be the one scoring this one."

Shepard
"Collector armor."

Liara
"That thing was so ugly ! OK, draw, again.
My turn. The taste of my blood turns you on."

Shepard
"Anything turns you on. Even the wind blowing on your skin turned you on enough to jump on top of me. That was great, by the way."

Liara
"Goddess. No progress.
OK. Prepare for a low blow. Everyone knows Shepard is the most badass. Why do you even ask ? You're on top now."

Shepard
"I got worse. You paid last month's bills. That makes you the boss. You're the one on top now."

Liara
(her cheeks get purplish)
"That was so low I almost felt like winning on purpose, just to show you who wears the pants here. You're so lucky I need you to fuck me Right Now."

Shepard
"I'm gonna help you. All my previous lovers were guys. I didn't even think about this lesbian stuff. Then, you came. You score for turning me."

Liara
"I am not a woman, so you are probably still, as you say, straight. At most, you're a straight lesbian. Bummer, Shepard."

Shepard
"(laughing) Hm... good point. Damn.
Still... thank you for being, you know. So compatible. Miraculously so. Considering we're aliens."

Liara
"You know, you were my first... I was very intimidated.
But the face you made when you took my panties off. You were so priceless, my love."

Shepard
"Come on... you know... not that... have mercy..."

Liara
"I still can't get over that you really believed we asari made babies just by staring at each other in the eyes. I mean, you know, the babies have to come out of somewhere. Every time I think about it... You were so cute. So romantic."

Shepard
"How did you turn from your old adorable, shy and secretly deadly self, to your new adorable, much less shy and still deadly new self ?"

Liara
"You rubbed off on me, Shepard. Repeatedly, and at length. Your body, and your mind."

Shepard gives up, and decides to win round one. She holds Liara closer, then covers her neck in burning kisses.

Liara
(shivering)
"Mmmm. Thank you ! You are… you are scoring. You are so scoring right now.
You win, my love. I am yours."

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Shepard has a plan. She holds Liara's hands and gently pushes them back.

Shepard
"Honor cuffs, babe. Hands in your back."

She grips Liara's wrists in her hand, holds her tight, and kisses her deeply.

Then she resumes kissing her neck. Liara's head reclines back. She gives herself to Shepard in a long, soft moan.

Shepard caresses her skin with the tips of her fingers, softly like a feather ; she grabs ; she runs her lips and the tip of her tongue on her shoulders and back, then she massages her crest while kissing the sensitive tips. She knows all her spots. She whispers words of love and lust to her. A spasm and a flash of blue light mark her first orgasm.

They still have their clothes on. Shepard feels unbelievably hot. Time to get naked, now.

Shepard reminds Liara about the honor cuffs, and resumes her excruciatingly slow caresses.

Liara
"Don't stop don't stop don't stop don't stop don't stop don't stop don't stop don't stop don't..."

While she's sucking a nipple and doing unbelievable things to the side of her other breast with the tips of her fingers, Liara loses the ability to speak coherently, another more intense wave of blue light comes and goes, and Shepard hears the crack in the bulletproof glass widen a little. She marvels at how sensitive her lover can be when she really takes the time to take care of her...

Much later, Liara is on her back, legs wide open, Shepard's kisses slowly making their way up the insides of her thighs. Shepard carefully avoids any contact with that special place between Liara's legs. She really knows how to build up the tension. Liara seems to be way out in heaven, she shakes, moans, and writhes, her entire body is begging for it. Both of them have gotten really good at this.

Shepard wonders who is going to snap first. She's on edge. Things need to get serious very soon.

As she motions to kiss her lover, strands of her hair softly brush against Liara's now extremely ready love spot.

That was too much. The honor cuffs snap.

In a flash of biotics, Liara ends up on top, sitting on Shepard's mouth while staring straight down into her eyes.

As she grabs her hair and starts to grind and ride her face, her own eyes turn black, and she promises : "Now, you are mine."