Trial Day 1
All Rise
"Court is now in session for... Apollo Justice. What a surprise! Is the defense ready?"
"Yes, your honor."
"And the prosecution?"
"Yes, Herr Judge. I plan to find who the heck put Herr forehead on that stand... WITHOUT any forged evidence, Herr Wright. I promise."
"..."
"Your opening statement, please."
"Sure, Herr Judge.
At about 5:30 pm, a murder occurred. The murder was at Herr Justice's doorstep. The victim was Con Victor.
"Very well. Shall we call-"
"Actually, Herr Judge, I have a testifier."
"Oh! Oh course! I am guessing you have this testifier ready?" The judge said.
"Of course."
"Witness, please state your name and occupation."
"Dick Gumshoe, Detective, pal!"
"Ok, Mr. Gumshoe. Please, testify to the court to what you know." The judge said.
"Sure, pal!"
Witness Testimony
What I Know
{I was assigned head detective, to this case!}
{When we investigated, we looked around next door.}
{We found nothing though, pal!}
{When we checked Mr. Justice's room though, we found the victim's blood on his pajamas!}
{So, pal, there is proof that Mr. Justice did it!}
(Great. Someone else thinks he did it! And.. Blood on his pajamas?! Great...)
"Don't worry boss, it'll be fine."
"Thanks Athena."
Cross Examination
What I Know
[I was assigned head detective, to this case!]
[When we investigated, we looked around next door.]
Hold It!
"What did you find? Anything important?"
"Well I was going to say.."
We found nothing though, pal!]
[When we checked Mr. Justice's room, we found the victim's blood on his pajamas!]
Hold It!
"Wait. Do the pajamas even fit?"
"Yes, pal, here they are."
"Wait! This is a women's small!"
"What?!"
(Crowd explodes into chatter)
"Wow! No way!"
"Hmmph. Another pay cut for Gumshoe.."
"What a twist... "
"Order! Order! Order! Bailiff! Please check the defendant's shirt label!"
Objection!
"Your honor, I think I can do fine checking my shirt label!"
"Oh! Of course!"
"It's a men's large."
"Herr Justice, please testify to why you have Fräulein pajamas."
"... Sure."