Witness Testmony
Why Pajamas
So, their washing machine broke.
It is NOT what you might be thinking, I swear!
So I would let them do their OWN LAUNDRY with my washing machine.
I, I didn't know that was in there!
I believe they brought that in when I was brought in.
"Boss, do you think he's telling the truth?"
"Of course I do, Athena."
(Right?)
Cross Examination
Why Pajamas
So, their washing machine broke.
It is NOT what you might be thinking, I swear!
So I would let them do their OWN LAUNDRY with my washing machine.
I, I didn't know that was in there!
Hold It!
"Why wouldn't you know?"
"Well, they don't give it to me, they bring it in themselves."
"Wait. Who brings the clothes?"
"The maid."
"See, your honor! This gives more possibilities for who did it!"
"... Well, Herr Wright, there was a unknown set of fingerprints on the body."
Objection!
"What?! Why did you-"
Objection!
"...Herr Wright... Don't ask."
"Hmm. Ok, we will get the fingerprints from the body analyzed. While that happened, we will have a testmony from the maid. While we fetch her, we will have a short recess." The judge said.
Bang!
September 14
11:26
Defendant's Lobby
"Wow! You did it, boss!"
"Yeah, thanks."
"Hey, where's Apollo?"
"Oh! Right! Apollo... Um... Gee, I don't know..."
"Mr. Wright! The trial is about to begin!"
"Oh, ok."
(Apollo must be already in there, right? Right!)
"Witness! Pleas state your name and occupation!"
"Feathah Dustier."
"So! Ms... Dustiur!"
"Dustier."
"Ms. DUSTIUR... Please.."
"Testify to the court and you are under oath.. Blah blah blah. Yeah I know, I wanted to be a attorney once."
"Oh really? Why didn't you?" Athena asked.
"Well, I had my license but this place called Grover Law Offices or something already had someone. Paul Justit or something. It had a good pun. Anyway! WHATEVER! Let's get on with it!
Actually, he looked like the prosecution... Whatever." Feathah said.
Witness Testmony
The Sun Did It
I was getting the laundry from the victims house.
I saw him drinking some coffee.
His wife was putting some liquid in it.
Right away, he coughed.
I don't see a problem.
So, as you can see, Sunny did it!
"Oh, but boss, I see a lot of problems!"
"So do I, Athena."
Cross Examination
The Sun Did It
I was getting the laundry from the victims house.
I saw him drinking some coffee.
His wife was putting some liquid in it.
Hold it!
"What liquid was it, Ms. Dustier?
"I saw the name of it! It was... Oh! I got it! It was something along the lines of.. Atroquinine! Or something...must be some new sugar brand.."
"Atroquinine!? Wait... WHAAAAAAAAT?!" Phoenix yelled.
(Wow! Atroquinine haunts Apollo's life!)
Hold it!
"Wait... What? Atroquinine!? That stuff is starting to haunt me...!" Apollo yelled.
(... Called it.)
"What time was this?"
"Ohhh...about... 5:10." Feathah noted.
[hey, author note. If you go back to the protolog, the murder was at 5:25.]
If anyone would have looked at Klavier's face right then, it was a red as Apollo's suit.