Disclaimer:I do not own Sgt Frog or Steven Universe, nor will I ever will claim they are mine

Note: Narrators comments/text are in bold

On any normal day, the Hinata household was filled to the brim with noise. Screams, explosions, clutters and clatters and various other miscellaneous sounds. Today though, was quite peaceful and for anybody that would be a good day.

Not for the little green sergeant who made his residence in the basement. Despite being a freeloading invader, who shirked many of the responsibilities he was supposed to be doing, he found himself bored.

All his models were built to perfection.

It wasn't his day for chores.

All his shows were on reruns.

Even idiotic ploys to take over Pekopon couldn't find a way into his dense noodle he called a brain, so he couldn't call an invasion meeting….well he could, just to have something to do, but he felt too lazy to deal with the Corporals nagging.

Keroro laid on the ground, groaning as much as possible. His own whining echoing off the walls back at him like a dying chorus. Not being able to take it anymore, he got up and decided to see what the Hinata children were up to.

Making his way upstairs, he noticed that both Natsumi and Fuyuki were together on the couch watching some cartoon, one he had never seen before. Which was odd for him, being he prided himself on being a connoisseur of pop culture.

Either way, their attention was not on him, and that wasn't acceptable. Jumping in front of the tv, he got two displeased shouts in response.

"Sarge! You're blocking the way!"

"Fridiot you have three seconds to move before I dropkick you to the moon!"

Keroro huffed "what kind of show would be cooler to watch then your's truly?"

Fuyuki as usual played the mediator, trying to cool his sisters jets before she maimed the frog alien "we're watching a Steven Universe marathon, you can join if you want. You might like it."

"Steven Universe?" Now that he heard the name, he vaguely recalled it being mentioned in some forums on the web. At the time he disregarded it, it seemed like a show that was below his refined tastes.

Since it was something to do, he plopped himself down on the couch next to Fuyuki. This seemed to somewhat appease Natsumi, now that he was out of the screens way. Though it was strange, Natsumi wasn't really a big cartoon watcher, she often made fun of him for his quote un quote "nerdiness".

So it peaked his curiosity what kind of show it was "So what is this show about anyway?"

Fuyuki went on to explain for him "the shows about this kid named Steven, who was raised by three magical gem warriors. All of them protecting the Earth from monsters."

Okay so in concept, the show peaked Keroro's interest. Though mentally he scoffed, he had very high standards. Not just any show could be honored with being enjoyed by him.

Which is a lie, being he binge watches trashy reality TV shows like a garbage disposal.

Keroro sat back and prepared to mock the silly Pekoponians and their poor taste in animated cartoons meant for children.

Keroro's eyes were glued to the screen, mumbling the theme song as it signaled another episode starting. He had no idea what he he had gotten himself into, he was already on hour twenty of his binge watching and he had no idea what time it was currently. Natsumi and Fuyuki left a long time ago to go to bed. Weakling baby Pekoponians, needing sleep.

He was absolutely absorbed into this show. Very quickly was his skepticism washed away, melting into pure delight and attachment into the story and characters. In the span of these twenty hours, he had cried more then he had in a lifetime…

Okay not counting that one time at summer boot camp as a child. One was never to think again of Camp Chippey Weasel. Or that time Natsumi punched him in the face, or the time this gundam he REALLY wanted was sold out…

In short, Keroro is a HUGE crybaby.

'AM NOT!' Keroro mentally screamed at the narrator, daring not vocalize his protest in fear of waking any of the Hinata's... at least not the violent ones.

Shaking off the narrator's oh so untrue quip about him, he reflected on an aspect of the show that intrigued him the most.

Fusion. The melding of two individuals into an entirely new being. One more powerful than of the two halves that make them up.

It was probably because it reminded him of the whole synchronized swim fiasco with crazy, rich girl Momoka. Where he and Giroro accidentally ended up spliced into one horrible abomination. Though the fusion in Steven Universe was much different, at least in execution. Both versions required both parties to think and physically be as one.

Only in SU's case, they made a new person, as opposed to two individuals being jammed together as into one.

Keroro wasn't sure if it was his sleep deprived brain or what, but he had an idea. What if he and his platoon could harness that power? They could easily take over Pekopon if they combined all their best traits into a blender.

His charismatic, awesome, and devilishly handsome good looks.

Tamama's crazy strong craziness.

Giroro's no nonsense warrior stuff.

Kululu's smarts…minus the creep factor.

And...uh...last guy...with a face...that he totally remembered...and his uh...Keroro decided to put a pin in the last one. It probably wasn't important if he couldn't remember.

Meanwhile Dororo had that sinking feeling he was being forgotten again, promptly dying a little on the inside as per usual.

It was the perfect plan! He saw no flaws in it whatsoever!

As like with many of his harebrained schemes.

Invigorated by the prospect of a new plan to put into action, he shot straight up from his position on the couch, one he hadn't moved from in hours. Immediately regretting his actions as his blood promptly rushed to his head, his tired eyes pounding and iching from not blinking for all this time.

"Okay...new plan….go to sleep….then talk to Kululu when I wake up…." He said to himself, turning off the tv. His body feeling too leaden to even attempt to go to his own comfy bed. So he let his exhausted body drop face first into the couch, feeling sleep take him instantly.

I do honestly recommend Steven Universe for anyone who hasn't watched it. Though it isn't necessary to have watched it to understand the story. Being I will not include any spoilers from that show.

Constructive criticism greatly welcomed

~Galaxite