Soon Conner had finished feeding and was wide awake staring around as he did babbling as he pointed to different things. The three parents had learnt the extent of his speech was names of his team members (slightly slurred however) and saying mama, papa and dada. The baby was advanced and it made everyone smile, although he could stand he still had to hold on to something and he couldn't walk yet but he could crawl, and crawl very fast for that matter. He also seemed to understand baby sign language so he could communicate what he couldn't say, like when he was hungry or needed changing or felt dirty. He also had chosen his favorite toy that Dick had made for him, it was a Superboy plushie and Conner was very attached to it. He also had a Robin plushie, a Batman plushie, a Superman plushie and a Wonder Woman plushie that were always close by but he defiantly preferred the Superboy one. 'Conner put your toys away it's time to go,' Diana cooed and the baby smiled before throwing his plushie's into his toy bag and holding his Superboy one close as he yawned slightly. Diana smiled and picked the baby up before seating him in the car seat that Clark had brought. It was blue with red straps and black plastic on the outside, it was comfortable and Conner fell asleep as soon as he was seated so Diana tucked a black blanket around him that had the "S" shield on it, Dick had also made it as a present for baby Conner.
'Hay ready to go?' Clark asked coming into the Medical Wing and raised an eyebrow when Diana monitored for him to be quite, and that was when he noticed Conner fast asleep sucking on his pacifier and chuckled before picking the car seat up and leaving the room with Diana behind him carrying the diaper bag and the toy bag.
Bruce was waiting for them by the Zeta Tube ready to Zeta back to the cave to get ready for the press conference in Gotham Hall.
'Let's go,' Bruce said and typed in the code to take them straight to the Batcave, as soon they arrived Dick was in-front of him with a smile on his face.
'Hay Alfred's just getting lunch ready,' he said and led the family upstairs into the kitchen where all the kids were waiting for the arrival of the parents and Dick. Alfred was stood at the counter glaring at the children to make sure they didn't sneak any of the food. Of course that didn't stop Jason and Damian from trying and getting their hands smacked with a wooden spoon for their efforts.
'Where's the baby?' Steph asked standing in her chair as if the baby was just hiding out of her sight on the floor.
'Stephanie! Sit down before you fall down!' Bruce cried in shock and the five-year old did so pouting slightly. 'Conner's asleep in his car seat,' Bruce said pointing to the car seat that Clark still had in his hand.
'Sleep? But how will he eat?' Steph asked slightly put out.
'He had milk before coming here,' Bruce explained to the five-year old as he sat at the head of the table with each of his lovers on either side of him.
'If I may Master Bruce, he is old enough for solid food and he should eat as such,' Alfred said and Bruce sighed before nodding and allowed Alfred to place the highchair between him and Clark. A bowl of baby food was placed on the tray along with a baby bottle of water.
'Conner,' Clark cooed as he placed the car seat on the floor and un-tucked the blanket. The baby made a snuffling sound but did not wake. 'Conner,' Clark cooed again and picked the baby out of the carrier causing him to yawn and open his eyes looking at his dada with sleepy eyes but a smile on his face behind the pacifier.
'Dada,' the baby cooed before his stomach growled causing the table to chuckle/giggle. 'Num-num's?' Conner asked cocking his head to the side and looking at Clark.
'Lunch time yes,' Clark replied before placing the baby in the highchair and tying a white bib with farm animals around his neck. Clark fed Conner one spoon fall before eating a bite of his lunch and carried on like that until the baby's bowl was empty. Conner finished sucking the last of his water before scrunching his face up and pointing to his diaper. Bruce sighed and picked the boy up before carrying him out of the room as he was the only one finished.
He returns twenty minutes later in a new suit and a scowl on his face before passing the giggling baby to Dick who chuckled.
'Papa why did you change?' Steph asked blinking her large eyes at Bruce who just scowled more.
'Ask your brother,' was all Bruce muttered before leaving the room again. Steph turned to Dick who was in stitches by now and almost fell off of the chair along with baby Conner. Clark caught him and passed the baby Conner to Diana.
'Conner, ha, peed, ha ha ha, on Bruce!' Dick cried out between laughs causing the other kids to laugh.
At two o'clock the kids, Clark and Diana all went upstairs to change and Bruce changed Conner, this time not being peed on. Soon the small family were stood in the hall way by the front door. Bruce was in his black suit with a blue silk shirt and a dark blue tie.
Clark was in a pale blue suit with a white shirt underneath and a black tie with matching dress shoes.
Diana was wearing a long flowing red dress which was backless and draped off of one shoulder leaving the other uncovered, she had matching heels and shawl around her shoulders. Her hair was down and flowing down her back.
Dick was wearing a grey suit with a black shirt and dark blue tie along with black dress shoes.
Helena was wearing a purple dress that reached to just below her knees with black ballet flats and a black cardigan. Her hair was also down with a black Alice Band in her hair.
Cassy was wearing a black dress which reached her ankles with black ballet flats and a light yellow cardigan with matching Alice band in her hair which was tied back in a pony tail.
Jason was wearing a black suit with a blood-red shirt and a black tie with black dress shoes.
Tim was wearing a red suit with a black shirt and red tie with black dress shoes.
Steph was wearing a dark purple dress that reached her ankles with a light purple cardigan and matching ballet flats with a dark purple Alice bang with her hair down.
Damian had a dark green suit on with a black dress shirt and a dark green tie with black dress shoes.
Finally baby Conner had a light red suit on with a red romper that looked like a shirt and bow tie. He had tiny black dress shoes on as well as a little black pacifier and pacifier clip.
All in all they looked very colourful, and slightly amusing.
'Right Dick you remember the plan?' Bruce asked as he picked Damian up while Diana picked up Steph and Clark picked up Tim.
'Wait until Alfred gives the OK then walk into the hall with Conner, pass him to you and then stand with the others. Make sure Jason doesn't swear and make sure Damian doesn't try to kill the reporters,' Dick replied and Bruce nodded. Dick watched as the three youngest where put in their booster seats, Clark sat in the driver's seat with Bruce in the passenger seat and Diana sat in the back of the limo with the kids.
Dick strapped Conner into his car seat and sat in the back while Alfred drove the smaller car to Gotham Hall where Dick waited with Conner until Alfred came out and monitored for him to come in. Dick wrapped Conner up in his black blanket to keep him from being seen until Bruce had him and then walked into the hall. Several reporters tried to get photographs of Conner or tried asking Dick questions causing Conner to whine at the loud noises. Everyone paused when they heard that and then started up even louder causing Conner to whimper. 'Enough!' Bruce shouted and the reporters calmed down but still stared at Dick until he passed the precious cargo to Bruce and then stood with his siblings, keeping his hand on Jason's shoulder while he picked Damian up. 'Now I know you are so desperate to see the child of Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent and Diana Prince. But before I show him to you there are ground rules! One, like another baby he has sensitive ears so you will not all speak at once, you will hold up your hand and wait until I speak to you! Two, turn the flash's off of your cameras as they hurt my eyes let alone a baby of this age. Three, you will not attempt to get any photographs of him after this interview unless at fund-raising events just as I said about my other children. Understand?' Bruce asked and everyone nodded. Bruce nodded and turned around unwrapping the baby from his blanket and passing the blanket to Clark who held it smiling before Bruce turned around with the seven month old sitting on one arm while the other was around the baby's middle. Camera's immediately went off, but the flash's were off thankfully. Hands immediately shot up for questions. Bruce smirked and pointed to Lois. 'Yes Miss Lane,' he said and she smiled as well before waving at Clark and then asking her question.
'So what's the little guys name?' Lois asked smiling at the baby who was looking at everyone while sucking on his pacifier.
'His name is Conner Prince Bruce Kent-Wayne,' Bruce replied and smiled when the baby giggled before waved at the crowed making the women melt.
'He's going to be a little heart breaker,' someone commented making Bruce's face take on a horrified look before clutching his son tighter.
'If I have my say he will never date! If any man or boy touches my baby boy I will castrate them! If he dates a girl I will make sure he takes care of her but if she hurts him I will personally make her life a living hell!*' Bruce cried wide-eyed.
'Bruce that's going slightly to far love,' Clark scolded but he also had a horrified look on his face at the thought of his seven month old son dating. Bruce shook himself and looked around the room before pointing to another reporter.
'When's the little guys birthday?' she asked as she tried to look flirty even though everyone in the press knew he was getting married in three months.
'March 21st 2010**,' Bruce responded smiling slightly tickling the baby under the chin causing him to giggle again.
After an hour at the press conference the kids were getting bored and were fidgeting so Bruce called an end to it and took them all home. No one had a chance to change when they walked into the front room. 'Surprise!' several people shouted startling everyone but Clark, Bruce, Conner, Dick and Diana. The baby laughed and everyone melted on seeing him and some of the girls even had tears in their eyes.
'Welcome to the family Conner,' Bruce whispered in the baby's ear as they looked at everyone gathered in the room smiling happily as they watched how the parents acted with their new baby.
*blue-heart asked me to put this in and I thought it would be funny so I did. Hope this is what you wanted blue-heart :)
**I actually looked this up and it's true (remove he spaces)- young justice . Wikia Superboy