RaMr (Red/Miyuki)
"Are we an actual ship? By the way, I'm in love with you," Red said.
"I don't know, but there have to be shippers somewhere!" Miyuki answered romantically.
"I would get Wedding Donuts, but those were used up in the last chapter. What about a cake?" Red asked.
"Yes! Also, when do we interact again?" The question was ignored as the wedding cake appeared magically.
DaDr (Dib/Future!Dib) Yes, this is a real ship.
"This is pedophilia," Young Dib said.
"I'm aware, but should it matter? I AM magic after all!" Future Dib said. They agreed it shouldn't.
"Why do I keep getting shipped with adults?" Dib was slightly confused.
"I have no idea, let's kiss to keep consistency up!" So, of course, by the law of the Fanfiction, they did.
GaKr (Gaz/Keef)
"Keef, I'm in love with you! Be my husband for ever and ever and ever!" Gaz screamed.
"But my heart belongs with Zim!" Keef protested.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" Gaz was not only being OOC, but also Yandere. She hugged him and kissed him in a very loving way.
"That my heart belongs with Zi-You, Gaz. It belongs with you!" That satisfied her, so they lived happily ever after with 100 kids.
DaTr (Dib/Tak)
"I'm an alien!" Tak said.
"NOO! YOU'RE ONE OF THEM! Oh, who cares? Let's have ice-cream!" Dib answered. He didn't care about his para-chuting powers for once.
One dead ice-cream man later
"Dib! You never told me I couldn't eat Ice Cream!" Tak shrieked.
"Oh yeahhh... I forgot about that, it was only mentioned in the series pilot," Dib said, but they made up and started to date!