TaTr (Tak/Tenn)
"I am an invader. You belong on planet Dirt," Tenn said.
"Yes, I do. But it doesn't matter! ALSO, I WANT TO EAT ICE CREAM!" Tak answered.
"But what about the last chapter?" Asked Tenn.
"I'm not sure what you mean there. There hasn't been any romance yet! DATE ME!" Tak shrieked. Tenn agreed, but only for the sake of the Fanfiction.
ZaMr (Zim/Prof. Membrane)
"Reeealll SCIENCE. Except for when it comes to you," Professer Membrane said.
"Why are we a pairing again?" Zim was confused.
"Because science, my new alien boyfriend," was the response.
"Mmhmm... Let's go with that," Zim finally said after six agonizing years of waiting for him to answer. They realized there was no romance all of a sudden, so they hugged eachother until they could barely breathe.
ZaZr (Zim/Zim) This is everyone's OTP. Don't hide it.
"I am handsome!" Zim was standing on a bunch of pillows, observing his fantabulous self.
"I know I am!" Zim said.
"I have such a big ego!" Zim leaned in to kiss the mirror so that KISSING WAS IN THE FANFICTION.
"Indeed I do," he complimented himself.
PaTr (Purple/Tak)
"Our theme colors are the same," Tak said.
"Indeed they are. I really miss the Wedding Donuts," Purple responded.
"Let's be romantic!" Tak gleefully yelled for no real reason other than to yell.
"We can't have a wedding, I'm sorry. The Wedding Donuts...Are...Gone!" Tak actually had heard, but Purple was oblivious to that.
ZaZr is the closest to canon ship I've seen. It's real. Suggest, R&R!