I rejoice in my first comment along the lines of a hate comment. (On another fanfic.)
TaGr (Tak/Gaz)
"We both HATE ZIM!" Tak said.
"I don't care about him," Gaz was bored.
"You should! He is evil!" Tak screeched.
"You talk too loud. And, you're evil, too. Let's have Ice Cream," Gaz didn't know the effects it would have on the irken. Duh Duh Dunn!
DaGr (Dib/Gaz)
"This is incest," Dib pointed out to his sister.
"But this doesn't matter, right? Anyway, maybe we're cloned," Gaz said.
"Yes, let's go with that!" They kissed. The god of the Fanfiction cringed.
"I don't think the author supports this ship..." Gaz said, but ignored it.
MaGir (Minimoose/GIR)
"We're evil robot slaves!" GIR said.
"Nya!" Minimoose replied.
"You are so Purple...and cute...and Be My LoVe PiG!" GIR pulled a Tak and shrieked.
"Nyiaa!" Minimoose said.
GaGir (Gaz/GIR)
"GaZ i LoVe YoU sO mUcH!" GIR said.
"You act this way with everyone," Gaz remarked.
"Even more than Minimoose, 'cuz you talk!" GIR was happy.
"Marry me," Gaz held out something...the last...WEDDING DONUT!
Suggest, R&R.